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"The Trickster. As in, locked Sam in a time loop, killed me hundreds of times, sewer alligators Trickster?" Dean asked in disbelief.

"That would be the one," Cas said simply.

"Nope. Nope. No way in hell-" Dean said.

"Well good thing we're not in hell, Dean," Cas replied.

"Cas, look, the Trickster... He's a monster," Sam said. Alex quietly stood in the corner, not knowing if she should chime in.

"Um, Cas, could we talk just for a sec? One non-human thing to another?" she asked. Castiel nodded.

"Of course. What do you which to discuss?"

"I mean, like, alone? Away from Jolly Green and Trigger Happy?"

Sam and Dean both seemed a bit uneasy. "What's so important you can't tel us?" the oldest Winchester asked.

"It's an angel thing," Alex said. She then grabbed Castiel by the arm and dragged him into the hall.

"Cas, do you know who the Trickster is, really?" she asked.

"I believe it's Loki."

"Well, um, you believe wrong... It's Gabriel..."

"Gabriel? As in, my brother, the archangel Gabriel?"

Alex rolled her eyes. "Yes, that Gabriel," she said.

"Then we inform the Winchesters," Cas replied as if it was obvious.

"We can't, Cas. There's a fixed point in time in which Sam and Dean learn who the Trickster really is, and we can't go in and mess that up. Haven't you ever seen Doctor Who?"

"No, I haven't."

"Wow. Well, we're going to fix that, as soon as Mrs. Lovey Dovey is dead," Alex said, "In the mean time, I'm gona pray to Uncle Gabe. Could you go tell the guys I'm getting a coke from the vending machines or something?"

"Of course," Castiel said and went back into the motel room.

Alex closed her eyes and ran her fingers through her hair. "Gabe is great, Gabe is good, let us ask him to flap his stupid self over here. Amen," she said. There was a moment of silence, and a flutter of wings.

"Well well well. Whats up kiddo?" a familiar voice said. Alex turned an gasped.

"Gabriel! You actually showed up," she said.

"Of course, kid. Wanted to meet the newest member of the fam," Gabe replied with a grin. Alex had to pace her breathing.

"Okay," she said, "before we go in there and you have to act like the Trickster and I have to, like, threaten you or whatever, can I just say you are awesome? Like, incredible. My favorite. When you di - had to go, I sobbed like a baby. You're fab." Gabriel smiled and licked a lollipop he'd pulled from no where.

"Always happy to meet a fan," he said, "Now, I'm guessing you haven't told Dean-o or Sammycakes about my secret identity, right?"

"Yup."

"Well then," the archangel said, "this is going to be fun."

Yes yes, I know it's short. Like, drabble short. Buuuuuut, it's here, right? Give me a bit of credit.

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