Regret 13
I don't own SG1
Season 8 AU
It took twenty minutes for Sam to calm down. She couldn't believe Kerry's selfishness. If she were in her shoes, taking Jack away from his other daughter would never even cross her mind. To top it all off, if she caused a scene now both Jack and Char (pronounced shar) would never forgive her. So here she was with a fake smile on her face playing happy families with the one person in this world she couldn't stand.
As the kids play in the pool, Kerry makes her way to Jack dressed in the skimpiest and sexiest bikini imaginable. Even Vala had to blush at the bikini. In fact, she was receiving an appreciative look from every male in SG1.
Sam walks over to Vala and says, "Why didn't any body tell me it was dress like a slut day?"
"Trust me darling. You have way better assets than Mrs. Kerry." Vala says.
"Thanks Vala."
Kerry sits on Jack's lap and kisses him soundly. She then looks at Sam afterwords and starts to smirk. Jack still oblivious to the silent war going on in his own home looks at Kerry seductively.
Vala sees this and feels for Sam. She leans over and whispers something in Sam's ear.
"Sam, the cooler is right next to Jack Why don't you get us a beer."
She gives Vala a confused look before she realizes where the cooler is.
"Okay."
As Sam makes her way to the cooler, Jack can't help but notice her. Kerry also notices the blond. She's wearing a two-piece bikini also, and for a woman who's been out of the military, she was in fantastic shape.
Sam bends over a little longer than needed. She shouts back at Vala, "Hey Vala, what kind of soda did you want?"
"Just a coke Sam." Vala says smiling.
As she bends over the cooler searching for a coke, she gives Jack a perfect view of her breasts.
Kerry starts to get mad. When she sat on Jacks lap she could feel the beginnings of an erection but, after having seeing Sam's antics, she could feel Jack's rock hard length against her butt. She knew his current condition had more to do with the blond in front of him than she did, and that pissed her off.
Daniel and Tealc were over by the grill observing these events. They gave each other a look.
"So Tealc, do you think Jack is stupid or lucky." Daniel says
" I believe O'Neill is a very lucky man." Tealc says.
Right then Sam takes a cold beer bottle and puts it to her cheek giving Jack a marvelous view of Sam's body. Kerry feeling Jack's erection press against her gets so mad that she reaches for a glass of ice water. She dumps the glass on Jack's face.
"I think you need to cool off Jack." Kerry says as she jumps off his lap and heads towards the kitchen.
Jack's shocked. Where did that come from. Why is she so pissed. Man, Sam's hot.
As Sam makes her way to Vala, she smiles. Vala also having seen the turn of events can't help but laugh.
Daniel looks over to Tealc and says, "I think he's more stupid than lucky Tealc."
Tealc looks at his friend and says, "Indeed."
The children laugh at Jack thinking it was all a game. Ishta sees Jack and can't help herself.
She goes over to Jack and hands him a towel.
"A lot of help you were Ishta." Jack says with some annoyance.
Ishta smirks at him.
"I did not think you were in danger O'Neill." She says.
As she begins to leave she hears Jack mumble. When she is close enough for Daniel and Tealc to hear she turns back with a smile on her face.
"O'Neill, there are children present. I suggest you go to the outdoor shower and cool off. A warrior should sheath his weapon when there is no battle."
Jack blushes and looks at his dwindling erection. All he can do is glare at the Haktyl.
Daniel burst out laughing and Tealc also chuckles.
"You always were trigger happy Jack." Daniel says.
"Shut up space monkey!!" Jack shouts.
Jack then sees everyones eyes on him and decides to lighten the situation. He gets up and runs to the pool.
"Canon ball!!" Jack says as he jumps in.
Vala and Sam hadn't heard Ishta's words and they give Daniel a questioning look.
As Jack raises his head out of the water he sees Vala and Sam head to Daniel.
When he looks at Daniel, he sees that the man is still laughing. All Jack could do is shake his head and say, "I hate pool parties."
So, what did you think. Too fluffy? I just thought I'd break the pace of the story a little. I just couldn't end it with the last chapter. So, I guess I'm stuck writing this until it comes to it's natural conclusion. With that in mind. Please review.