Hey, sorry it took awhile. School started last week and I'm trying to get everything organized ^_^' I finally got this chapter finished, although it's not that long. :P sorry again. Anyway, hope you guys like chapter 13! :D can't believe it got this long, haha. Enjoy.
(Sweeney is brooding in his parlor when Mrs. Lovett barges in.)
Mrs. Lovett: HELL-OOOO MR. T!
Sweeney: What is it woman? I'm trying to brood.
Mrs. Lovett: I don't mean to interrupt your vigorous activities but I brought you some tea.
Sweeney: Decaf or regular?
Mrs. Lovett: Decaf. We don't need a homicidal barber on caffeine.
(Sweeney then chucks one of his razors at Mrs. Lovett, just grazing her left ear.)
Mrs. Lovett: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL MAN?
Sweeney: What?
Mrs. Lovett: YOU COULD'VE FREAKIN' TAKEN MY HEAD OFF!
Sweeney: You're point?
Mrs. Lovett: Why won't you love me? :(
Sweeney: Because I love Lucy.
Mrs. Lovett: Do you even remember what your Lucy looked like?
Sweeney: …
Mrs. Lovett: Exactly.
Sweeney: She had yellow hair.
Mrs. Lovett: Well that narrows it down. Don't you mean blonde anyway?
Sweeney: Blonde?
Mrs. Lovett: (face palm) Never mind.
(Anthony bursts in.)
Anthony: MR. TODD!
Sweeney: You know Anthony, there's this great new invention. It's called knocking. You should try it sometime.
Anthony: Sorry about that. I have news though. You know that totally amazing girl I told you about?
Mrs. Lovett: Johanna?
Anthony: Yes. That's the one. Judge Turpin locked her up in a mad house for choosing me as a boyfriend over him.
Sweeney: I'VE GOT HIM! :D
Anthony: What?
Sweeney: Erm. I mean, you've got her.
Anthony: That's what I thought you meant.
Sweeney: Alright, so here's the plan. You're going to go to Party City and buy a wig or some hair dye. They won't even recognize you. Works every time.
Mrs. Lovett: Not on everyone Mr. T.
Sweeney: Yah, yah, yah. Whatever. When you steal the girl, bring her here so I can tell her I'm here father.
Anthony: You're her what?
Sweeney: I didn't say father, I said… water?
Anthony: You know, Mr. T. That doesn't make sense. Although I am a bit parched.
Sweeney: Mrs. Lovett! Fetch the man some tea!
Mrs. Lovett: He's got two fully functional arms and two fully functional legs. He can get up and get his own freaking tea.
Anthony: Fine. Be that way.
Sweeney: Alright, now that we're done here, Anthony, go to the Party store. Now.
Anthony: Kk! G-BYE!
(He prances out of the door.)
Sweeney (to Mrs. Lovett): Fetch the boy.
Mrs. Lovett: Alrighty!
(She also prances out the door and gets Toby)
Mrs. Lovett: TOBY!
Toby: COMING!
Mrs. Lovett: Mr. Todd needs you!
Toby: OKAY!
(Toby goes upstairs to the parlor.)
Toby: You wanted to see me Mr. Todd?
Sweeney: Uh, yah. You need to take this to the old bailey. You seem like you've been arrested before. You've ever been there?
Toby: Sure, plenty of times.
Sweeney: Good take this letter there. Seek out the old crazy bastard, Judge Turpin. Repeat that.
Toby: Old Bailey. Seek out old crazy bastard.
Sweeney: Correct. Now run off!
(Toby runs off as Sweeney stands back up and starts pacing around again, staring out the window. Soon enough it is night.)
Sweeney: Wow, that was kind of fast for a transition in time. Felt like a second or two. I guess time flies when you're brooding and plotting a very violent revenge on the person who wronged you.
(Sweeney shrugs and walks over to pick up a bucket of water balloons, and walks back over to the already shattered window. He then passes his time by dropping them on unsuspecting people, and giggling like a school girl.)
So, how did you guys like it? I couldn't really think of an ending so I kind of made a little sneak peek for a little One-Shot I might try. April Fools Day? Wonder how Sweeney will take it ;) Anyway, please R&R! :D Thanks