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Chapter 13

This has been one long day in Domino City. It continues to drag on with each passing hour.

With Shadi, Yami, Noah, and Shizuka

Yami held Noah by the collar, and glared at the kid. "If you dare get in my way of me getting the golden spoon, you are so dead!" Noah returned Yami's glare with his own fierce look. "Hey! I was Ra's favorite at one point, and he let me comeback to life to extract revenge on Seto Kaiba!" "WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"

A large sweat dropped formed behind Noah's head. "Are you stupid or something?" "How dare you! For insulting me, I decree that you shall be bitch slapped by my amazing hand!" "What?" Yami was about to slap the living daylights out of Noah when a shrilled voice cried out, "ATEM! Don't you dare hit that child mister!" Yami and Noah cringed at the sound. "Damn. It's that annoying chick!" "You said it, guy with crazy weird hair."

Anzu, Isis, and Mai ran towards the pissed off boys. Anzu wagged her finger at Yami and said, "Drop it! I said drop it buster!" "Whoa whoa whoa! No one tells the Pharaoh what to do, understand? And in this story, I will be addressed as the Great Pharaoh of Egypt or Yami!" Anzu and Mai gave each other a puzzled look. "Mai-chan, why do they keep mentioning a story?" "I have no idea."

"Anyways drop the kid! Violence is wrong because we are all friends! And as friends we must stick to each one another and-" Everyone covered their ears and cried out, "Alright already! We get it!" Yami released Noah and glared at Anzu. "You know now I'm in the mood to bitch slap you instead, but I don't want to get my hands tainted. Isis, I command you to do it!" "Pharaoh, don't be absurd."

This began a standoff between everyone. Yami glared at Noah, Anzu, and Isis. Noah was glaring at Yami and Anzu. Isis was chastising Yami with her eyes, and Anzu did the same. Mai glared at nothing in particular because she only wanted to be part of the battle. The silent tension was unbearable to those who have never sat through a four episode long duel.

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"DOES ANYONE CARE THAT THIS GIRL IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS?"

With Seto and Mokuba

"YOU DID WHAT?" "I said I was sorry!" "YOU TOLD EVERYONE I WAS GAY?" Mokuba pouted. "It was only to Yuugi and his friends, and that's what your diary said!" Seto groaned and rubbed his face. "Okay. First off, it is a journal. Second, I'm in love with Shizuka-chan! Shi-zu-ka-chan! Third, you are grounded and no more sugar for at least ten years. Fourth, you are going to explain to everyone what happened."

Mokuba moaned when he heard his punishment. "But Nii-sama! You know I have withdrawal symptoms when I don't have sugar every hour! I convulse and believe I'm an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh! Do you want that?" Seto shook his head. "No, but that's a risk I'm willing to take."

The doors burst opened and the Kaiba brothers got into their defensive positions aka Mokuba hiding behind Seto. A hand emerged and plopped onto the floor, followed by another, and together pulled a body into the room. "What's that Nii-sama?" A fluff of white hair became visible, and Seto answered, "A polar bear."

"DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING POLAR BEAR?" "Never mind, it's just that stupid person…whose name I don't recall." "Bloody hell! I've been trying to kill you, and even my good half went with you to America. And you still can't remember my name?" Seto gave him a perplexed look. "Have we met?" "Are you even listening to me?"

Seto growled, "Look I don't know who you are or what you are, but get out of my office!" "Not until I kill you!" Suddenly Bakura found himself a doormat as Siegfried von Schroider walked in. "Well get in line! There are hundreds before you, so wait your damn turn!" He gave Bakura a piece of paper with the number two hundred and thirty six written on it. "When it's your turn, you will be called, fill out some paper work, and then you can have your chance at killing Kaiba!"

Siegfried dramatically pointed his rose at Kaiba and cried out in his haughty voice, "Now Kaiba! Let me defeat you!" Seto smacked his forehead and pressed a large red button on his desk. "I don't have time for this!" A trap door opened beneath Siegfried and Bakura, and Seto enjoyed the sound of their voices fading as they dropped sixteen stories down.

"Nii-sama, when did you install this?" "Last year. Now let's go! You have a lot of explaining to do." "Dang!"

With Jounouchi

It was over an hour, and Mai still had not arrived nor did anyone bring his sister back up. 'I wonder if I should be worried…nah they're probably fine.' He looked at the clock again and frowned. He continued to eye the clock for fifteen minutes before deciding to head out. 'Alright, if they won't come to me, then I'll go to them!'

Once he exited the main doors, he found a very angry Shadi screaming at a group of people having a staring contest, who were obviously indifferent to Shadi's earsplitting lecture. Jounouchi got Shadi's attention, by tapping on the man's shoulder. "Hey what's up with everyone? Why wasn't I invited to this? You know I'm the king of staring contests!"

Shadi exhaled and wearily rubbed the back of his head. "They are all idiots I tell you. Idiots." At the word 'king', Yami's ears twitched and he turned around to face Jounouchi. "What did you say?" Jounouchi gulped before saying, "I'm the king of staring contests."

Yami stomped over to Jounouchi and cried out, "NO ONE BUT ME CAN BE THE KING! I AM THE GREAT PHARAOH OF EGYPT! HEAR ME ROAR!" The intensity of Yami's cry knocked Jounouchi onto his back. Mai ran over and placed Jounouchi's head onto her lap. "Jounouchi-kun, are you alright?"

He gave her a frail smile and took her hand in his. "Nothing that I can't recover from. I mean come on it's just Yami's voice." Mai returned his smile and kiss the back of his hand. Their romantic moment was ruined when Isis started cheering.

"YES! In your face, Pharaoh! I get the golden spoon now!" "No you don't! They haven't professed their love for each other, so I still have a chance to win the golden spoon." Yami and Isis restarted their death glare match, but it soon ended by Shadi standing between them. "Do any of you even realize that the child is still out cold?"

Everyone looked towards the empty spot Shadi was pointing at. Yami circled the vacant area twice before concluding a very important fact. "The commoner is gone." Jounouchi jumped out of Mai's embrace, only to dramatically drop onto his knees. "No! Shizuka! I knew one day you would spontaneously combust because you were a mermaid, and I forgot to return you to the ocean!"

Anzu smacked Jounouchi behind the head. "None of that made sense you moron! Now let's be serious, where could she have gone?" Noting another missing person, Isis announced, "The green hair child is also absent." Yami rubbed his chin. "This means something…something very important. These two important facts are importantly connected in some important way."

"Pharaoh, I believe the green ha-" "Shut up Shadi. I am using my thinking cap, and it demands silence!" Five minutes passed before Yami smacked his left fist into his right hand. "I know! That evil brat must have kidnapped the commoner!" Jounouchi latched himself onto Yami's arm. "You're so smart Yami! I wish I was half as amazing as you!" Yami laughed haughtily. "Of course you do because you never will be!"

Isis patted Shadi and gave him a sympathetic look. "It's okay Shadi. One day he'll listen to you. Not any time soon, but one day in the distant future." "Isis, stop pretending that you can see into the future." "Damn."

With Seto and Mokuba

"Mokuba for the final time, the chances of everyone being with Yuugi is ninety-nine percent, and that's why I installed a tracking device only on Yuugi." "But Nii-sama, there's still that one percent chance, and then we will have to go and find everyone. Can't we just call before we get there? Just to check." "No because we are already there."

They got out of the limo and walked inside the Game Shop. Much to Seto's displeasure, Yuugi was alone, wiping the counters. "Damn it. Why aren't your friends with you?" "See Nii-sama! You should always be afraid of that one percent. It defies logic, physics, logarithms, pasta, time, space, and even sugar!"

"Kaiba-kun, Mokuba, what are you guys doing here?" Seto glared at the shorter teen and scoffed. "Well Mokuba made a huge mistake concerning my sexuality, and I need you to get everyone here so he can apologize."

Yuugi smiled and said, "Sure let me ju-" A kunai flew pass Yuugi's head and jammed itself into the wall behind him. Impervious Yuugi pulled out the letter from the kunai. "This is why I keep the door close. People are always trying to kill me. Can't they get over the fact that I defeated them at Duel Monsters?" "But Yuugi, Yami was the one who dueled." It was deathly quiet after Mokuba muttered that phrase.

"Well let's look at this note that's attached to the kunai. Oh look it's for you Kaiba-kun!" He handed it over to Seto, and the brunette unfolded the letter and squinted. "What is this? Chicken scratch?" Yuugi took the note back and read it out loud.

"I apologize for having such horrible handwriting. I haven't written with a real hand in years. Anyways I have kidnapped Shizuka, and if you want her back, then I demand…wait what was it that I wanted? I only remember that I wanted to extract revenge, but I don't know what I fancy for in return.

"Did I just write that all down? Oh well. I guess I want Kaiba Corp in my possession or something. Not that I really want that now, but hey revenge is revenge. And in the movies, people kidnap love ones for ransoms right? I mean what am I gonna do with a girl? Seriously, it's not like I feel any urge to kill and/or rape her. Oh definitely not.

"Okay now I'm rambling, so give me what I want or I'll keep Shizuka all to myself. Meet me in warehouse number five at the Domino Docks at six o'clock. Signed Noah Kaiba."

"P.S. Could you bring some muffins? I'm kinda hungry."

Yuugi, Seto, and Mokuba stared at the note before Mokuba stated, "You know I like muffins too."

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