Two of the Same Kind
Chapter 12
Well there is good news to be told. In the patient wait for Seto's limo to arrive, no one said anything or did amything that resulted in anyone being harmed...Not physically. Oh, plenty of insults flew back and forth, from 'scum sucking ass bag' copy right Marik, to 'you shit ass bastard face' copy right Akefia. Seto had a few too...However...Just saying them would make me feel dirty...Yeah, Seto's got a REALLY creative mind to insults...
Poor Jou and I were steadily backing away little by little...If it weren't for the fact that we couldn't leave them, I'm sure we'd have been running instead of just inching away...I must say though...Sometimes Jou is the cutest thing. Spoken like a true homo...Remind me to never use 'cute' in a sentence again...That degrades me from my wicked coolness...Yes, I'm wicked cool. Any arguments?
On that note, Ryou says I need to: (it's a hefty list) a. stop talking to myself, b. stop being so arrogant, c. quit finding petty excuses to throw random objects at pharaoh 'ass bag'(gotta give credit to Mariku for that one) and d. stop using Herbal Essense...Okay I SOMEWHAT understand the first three, and one day, after hell has an ice skating rink and an ice cream stand, I MIGHT consider obliging to his requests. But I'm NOT giving up my shampoo! It's the source of my power! Seriously, it has magical properties...!
yEAH i'M OF TOPIC AGAIN...dAMN! it! stupid caps! Malik still hasn't returned my backspace key...I really don't think I want it now...Knowing him...It's probably been corrupted...And if he puts it back it'll probably go on a letter murder spree and just randomly kill the other letters...I mean, can you just imagine that paragraph with out vowels? I don't need a homocidal backspace key, thank you very much.
Oh and update on Malik activity, for what ever reason he'd decided that my back space key isn't enough, and he's plucked out my arrow keys, my number key pad and my delete key...I can't turn my monitor off either...Because If I do, then my computer will self destruct...That one's courtesy of Marik by the way. But there's good news! And it doesn't involve car insurance! Ryou's getting a new computer, so I get his old one! Which is MUCH better than the one I have now, which is like only one step up from a 5 megabyte green screen with five inch floppys. Yeah my computer sucks...
See I know about computers. I stick my tongue out at you now!
Back to the actual topic. If you made it this far, then my radomness hasn't bothered you yet...Not that I care or nothing...Yes, I'm fully aware that I just used two negatives in that sentence...Don't patronize me.
Jou and I were standing...oh I'd say about 20 feet away from the other three. Though I probably should have been standing between them to keep them from ripping each other's throats out...But I'm not stupid. Besides I knew Seto and Marik wouldn't attack Akefia. After all, hurting him would be like hurting me.
But that's not to say Akefia wouldn't go psycho. I mean I wouldn't put anything past him/me...You could say we're known for our random acts of...what's a good word to use...Hmmm...random acts of psycho-ness? Yeah I suppose that works.
It was a good day for all when Seto's limo driver pulled up. Of course, at that moment I would have to leave the safety of Jou's company to try to pursuade Akefia to get into the vehicle.
"Okay Jou, If I don't come back in ten minutes, then assume the worse and call a mortician." I said as I slipped off toward Akefia. I heard a small chuckled leave the blonde as I stood in front of my other self. "Akefia?"
"What?"
"Okay, see this long black thing, I need you to get inside of it..."
"Isn't that like violating it?"
I snorted at the thought. By Ra I'd never looked at it like that. Heh, by getting inside of it, we were like raping a car...Bad Akefia, don't think like that!
"No, it's okay, they're made to transport us. It's like those horses. Remember? It's okay to ride inside of them. They're upgrades."
"So It's okay?" He asked looking around me to get a glimps of the Limo.
"Yes, it is...So will you cooperate?" I asked, feeling a little greatful that he seemed a little less angry.
"Fine, but if either of those two start with me then I'm going to rip their faces off, got it?"
"Yes Akefia I clearly heard you."
"Oh, by the way," He lowered his voice, "Why DID you kiss the priest?"
"Ah, jealous are you?" I smirked. HA! I knew the bastard was jealous too! And what! In your face! See how it feels! Now YOU know what it was like! And now you understand I why I went postal on that baka pharaoh! AND WHAT? ...Oh...I'm ranting again...Good thing I didn't say that out loud...
"NO! I'm not!" He blushed furiously, even with his tanned skin it was very obvious.
"Yes you are. But if it makes you feel better, I wouldn't kiss them on a regular basis...Just when I'm bored..."
"HEY!"
"Kidding, KIDDING!"
"Are you two coming? It's getting late." WE heard Seto and I pulled Akefia along with me.
"Yeah yeah. Come on 'Kifa, get in the 'expensive house on wheels, missing a bathroom'." I said pushing him towards him.
"What? And what did you call me?"
"Just get into the damn limo."
"Fine fine." He grumbled. He ducked and climbed in. I followed him and Marik followed behind.
Seto was the last in and when we all got settled. Everything went back to glares. At around this time. I grabbed Jou and the two of us sort of tucked our self away into a nice small corner of the limo and awaited for hell to break loose, and we prayed we'd survive the pending doom...
"Hey priest...I'm sorry okay."
"Shut the hell up you-...wait..what did you say?" Seto stopped upon realizing what Akefia said.
"You heard me, and the same goes for you too tombkeeper."
Both Seto and Marik kin of stood and stared blankly at Akefia who was rubbing his finger around the inside of his ear, clearly embarassed. This was actually quite funny. And Jou and I found ourselves giggling...God we are so gay...But at least we have good fashion senses! Oh yeah! .insert hair flip.
Well upon Akefia's apology, which makes me think that hell HAS adopted a snow cone maker at least, everything went better...That was sucky sentence structure...I know...But give me a break here, what to I look like J.K.Rowling? So what if I can't write! I'm sexy! And what!
Well, we apprived at the house of the Bakuras. Yay us...Our house is trashed...Thanks to your truely. Anyways, we unloaded and there, standing with his hand on his hips looking ALL sorts of annoying is the great pharaoh 'bastard face'. Oh joy.
You know there has to be a limit on how many time I have to see him a day...Try...NEVER. Yes, that works for me.
"So, it appears you HAVEN'T ripped each other apart...Such a shame." He said being all bastard-like.
"No, we were all saving it for you. And really what's wrong? Are your pants to tight or something? I don't care either way, but shut up or I'll turn your face into strips and weave a rug out of it." Akefia said ever so elegantly.
Nice. Actually very nice Akefia. Seto even nidded in approvement. Oh holy hell, oxymoron, even Marik liked that one!
Pharaoh only snorted a reply...That's when the OTHER one walked up.
I'm telling you overdose on pharaoh exposure and be damaging to your health...
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Leo: Okay, sorry for lateness of updateness...I really ment to get this up sooner. Must thank must thank must thank. Hope you liked...I hope I'mnot losing my touch DX