When They Are Silent, They Are Shouting
As it appears to be another sunny day, the day begins with trams running past our view and beyond are girls running for school like nothing's new. A lot of girls chit chatting while running and riding the tram. We as well see Negi running with Asuna and Konoka skating.
Konoka: Mmmm... Sure doesn't take long.
Negi: Long to what?
Konoka: To get warm running.
Negi: Well technically, you-
Konoka: Hehe, yeah I know.
Negi: I've never roller-skated before.
Konoka: Really? Would you like to try it?
Negi: Uh... you mean right now?
Konoka: Yeah, it's fun!
Negi: Um, well...
Asuna: Better get a crashing dummy first.
Negi: Eh?
A quick flipping transaction as we switch to Ako and Makie running together.
Ako: So that's the deal from what I heard what's going to happen with 2-D's class.
Makie: So they may replace their professor with someone more likable? That's pretty cool!
Ako: Yeah, even though they were being so ambitious with us, I did feel sorry for them.
Makie: Right, that was before we knew why-
Negi: Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
As they barely walked past a tram in their background, Negi was skating off recklessly while he screams and cries as he is about to crash.
Makie: Ah, Negi!
Ako: Professor Negi!
CRASH!
Another quick flipping transaction occurs as we switch with Ako and Makie running with Negi with an x bandage on his nogin, Asuna, and Konoka with her skates back on skating.
Asuna: Hmph! I told ya that would happen.
Konoka: Haha, you can't learn without trying, can you?
Makie: Hahaha! So that was your first time on roller-skates, huh Negi?
Negi: Hehe, it was. Wales doesn't have a smoother ground as here. Most of the environment where I live is surrounded by hills and dirt.
Makie: Really?
Negi: Yes so you don't see many activities like this around. But still, it is very nice over there.
Makie: I'll bet so. It probably has a lot of scenery too!
Negi: Mmhm! It certainly does. Oh, pardon my manners but good morning to you two.
Ako: Hahaha, good morning to you too.
Konoka: Giggles Hehe, too late to say that but good morning anyway.
Makie: Haha, yeah! Good morning! You know, the dodgeball tournament was so much fun!
Ako: Yeah, it was so refreshing!
Makie: And we couldn't have pulled it off without you, Negi.
Ako: Yeah. You really motivated the entire team.
Negi: Oh you girls showed a lot of promise. Everyone was motivated and you all had what it takes all along. And all it takes is a little bit of courage. That's the real magic in this world we live in.
Asuna: ... *Smiles* Hm…
Ako: ... *Smiles and blushes* You're right, sir. Courage.
Makie: That's the magic word, *Raises arm up* courage! We should always remember that!
Negi: *Eyes closed* Chuckles
Sakurako: Yoohoo! Negi!
Negi: Eh?
Sakurako: Good morning!
Negi: Ah! Good morning Sakurako!
Fei Ku: Ni Hao, Negi!
Negi: Oh? Haha, Ni Hao, Fei Ku!
Yuna & Ayaka: Good morning, Professor Negi!
Negi: Good morning Miss Akashi, Miss Yukihiro, *quickly turns his head to wave almost everyone* Lingshen, Miss Naba, Miss Asakura, Miss Saotome, Miss Miyazaki *Nodoka blushes after being greeted*, and good morning Miss... uh?
Negi sees an orange haired person walking casually minding her own business as Negi runs up a little faster to get a glimpse of her. She happens to be Chisame Hasegawa in a mild tone average expression just reading her book. Negi was about to greet her when Sakurako barged by.
Negi: ... Chisame Hasegawa...
Sakurako: Wow, Negi! You sure have a good memory! Enthusiastically, you greeted everybody so fast until suddenly stopped as if it the music died at first sight to somebody as boring as Chisame!
Chisame: Ugh?
Chisame's nerve was struck and yet she didn't' say anything.
Negi: Eh, no! That wasn't true! I wasn't thinking like that!
Chisame: ...
Asuna: Coming through!
Konoka: Good morning!
Chisame: Eh!
Makie: Hurry, we're almost there, Ako!
Ako: I know, haha! Pants
Chisame: ...Sheesh. They're not even late. Why do they have to be such morons…?
The credits roll and the show has turned on
The clock ticks a few minutes before lunch time as we then take sight of a laptop on Negi's desk where he tries clicking around on Windows Excess to figure out setting up student's role call while some of the girls are observing.
Fuka: Wow! Sure is a pretty cool laptop.
Fumika: Yeah it looks new!
Asuna: And expensive. How'd you get your hands on one of these babies?
Negi: I recieved it in the mail from the academy last night. And it came with instructions to use it for the class.
Makie: Wooooow…
Konoka: You're very lucky. But from what I can tell, you've never used it before, have you? Seeing how you're just clicking at everything.
Negi: Yes... this is my first time using this so I'm not very used to today's modern world.
Asuna: I can tell. For you, it's just one hard lesson after another.
Negi: Hmm... Wish I was more provision with computers. *Turns to face Asuna*
Asuna: Hm? Ah… H-hey don't look at me, teach. You're on your own with this one. So far, you've hung onto your life before becoming a crashing dummy and now you got this to deal with. It's beneath my skill.
Kazumi: If it's machines, Satomi is your girl… right?
She asks while polishing her camera while Sayo sits next to her.
Satomi: Sorry, only with custom jobs. Not machines made by other people. But if you wanted something like a drill attached to it, I can do that.
Chisame: A DRILL?
Makie: Maybe what it needs is something from the kitchen attached to it!
Fei Ku: Oh like a cooking pot?
Chisame: *Nerve struck* COOKING POT?
Misa: "No, an attached microwave oven!
Sakurako: And a washing machine too!
Madoka: Girls, if we're going to modify it, it needs a coffee maker.
Sakurako: Ingenius!
Madoka: I mean come on, necessity is the mother of invention.
Sakurako: I favor it to have a popcorn machine too!
While the girls talk about enhancing a laptop with various nonsensical objects, Chisame's fists continue gripping together as her nerve strikes her higher making her angry.
Chisame: Popcorn and Lattes? REALITY CHECK, YOU NITWITS! IT'S A FREAKIN' COMPUTER, NOT A MINI BAR!
Fuka: Are you all insane? You can't put all those things on a computer!
Chisame suddenly picks her head up and stops gripping her fists.
Chisame: ... Finally, someone with a clarity vision of common sense. I always did like Fuka.
She thinks to herself as she ponders with her finger to her chin and nods.
Fuka: Actually, we should add a fridge with something healthier, like fish!
Chisame: Yaaaagh! *Tips over her chair and falls to the floor* That wasn't even remotely sensible to what you were saying earlier!
Negi: Hm? Oh... Miss Hasegawa, are you all right?
Chisame: *Gets back in her chair* S-Sure. I-I'm f-fine. Excuse me.
She puts her hand on her forehead where her x-shaped bandage is as her eyes are circly while angry.
Chisame: I'm doomed, fated to spend my formative years in this nuthouse!
She raises and shook her head as the bandage flies off it. She then raises her hand.
Chisame: Professor?
Negi: Yes?
Chisame: I need to leave class. I have a stomachache.
Negi: Oh...
Chisame gathers her books and bag and leaves the classroom as Negi tries to go after her.
Negi: Chisame, hold on. Miss Hasegawa, wait! Come back, please!
Chisame immediately shuts the door behind her furiously and walks away.
Negi: Ehhh...
Yue: Don't worry, sir. Chisame's always been moody, she'll be all right. Just let her cool off.
Negi: Eh...
Sakurako: What we need to do now is figure out what to use the laptop for.
Misa: Yeah, it'd be a waste to just let it sit there after all that money spent, huh?
Madoka: So attaching it to other stuff isn't going to make it useful. So what else can we do with it?
Misa & Sakurako: Hmmm...
Negi: I wonder what's wrong with her... Doesn't she get along with her class? *Turns to Asuna*
Asuna responds with a hum 'I don't know' as she lifts her shoulders up. This leaves Negi pondering about her. Meanwhile outside campus while it's empty, Chisame walks alone back to her dorm furiously.
Chisame: THIS is the WEIRDEST class I have ever been in! Even in the first year, there's been an abnormally high rate of people repeating from previous semesters and previous years over and over! It's a total conspiracy!
Images appear of students in her mind such as the Fuka, Fumika, Mana, Lingshen, Fei Ku, Kaede, Evangeline, and Zazie.
Chisame: As if that's not weird enough! Every waking moment, I'm surrounded by the most insecure emotional neurotic twits ever to be assembled under one roof! And oh yeah, here's a question; 'What's with the robot!'
An image of Chachamaru appears.
Chisame: Why in the hell does nobody find it strange? Did it just blend in? Are they blind or something? Or are they stupid to not notice anything weird about it? I mean what's wrong with you, people? It's a robot! A FREAKIN' ROBOT!
As she yells to herself in thought, arrows point to her knee joints and antennas indicating her point of view of the image on Chachamaru. Then the next image of Negi appears.
Chisame: And the worst part of all is the child teacher! Am I really supposed to be taking life lessons by a kid who sits in a booster chair? Come on! He's freakin' TEN! That's got to be a violation of labor law! Grrrrrr!
She grips her fists and grapples her face as she goes insane.
Chisame: I HATE THIS CLASS! What ever happened to my normal school life! Where did it all go wrong?
She grips her fist in anguish.
Chisame: One day, I'm going to sing to the public about this ridiculous school! And it'll be titled 'Class 2-A, My Own Freakin' Nightmare!' I'll show them all, even that damned child prof!
Negi: Miss Hasegawa! Miss Hasegawa! Wait!
Chisame: Uh? *Turns head and sees Negi approaching her* Geh! Well speak of the devil!
Negi catches his breath as he stops panting in front of Chisame.
Chisame: What do you want? And how did he catch up to me so fast?
Negi: Ehh hah, I... thought I'd... bring you some medicine... for your stomachache.
Chisame: Huh?
Negi: Here. *Holds up the remedy* Its natural made medicine from my grandfather that works quite effectively when I have stomach pain. It should do wonders for you as well.
Chisame: ...Who does this moron think he is, anyway? ...Th-that's okay. It's gone now.
Negi: Oh... Well that's good to hear.
Chisame: Y-yeah...
As she starts walking away, Negi walks with her for a while.
Negi: Um... aren't you going to participate in our class activities?
Chisame: I try not to surround myself with... strange people. I always enjoy being by myself. Right now, I have important things to do so please don't follow me.
Negi: Really? *Ponders as looks up* But I always thought everyone else was normal to me...
Chisame: NORMAL? YOU are the weirdest of them all! *Continues walking away*
Negi: Uh, w-wait-
Chisame: I'll see you in class tomorrow. Please leave me alone.
Negi: Uhh...
Negi lets her go as she walks away. As she is by herself, she walks up to her dorm room and stands there with her trembling hand on the door handle.
Chisame: Looks like it's time to channel my frustration with a little creativity.
We get a fast transaction as she is inside her room after the door shuts and we see her room filled with extension cords, cameras, lighting posts, green screens, outfits, and a desktop with two monitors linked together.
Chisame: ...Now ...for a little transformation.
She says as she grins, she reaches over, slides the window blinds shut making her room dark and then reaches over for the power button on her monitor as it starts. Chisame strips of her skirt, throws her book bag, undoes her tie and hair ribbon to let loose her long hair before heading for her makeup stand.
Chisame: It's time for the real me!
She says as she puts on pink lipstick, eye liners, and cosplays in her own outfit as she poses with a change of her voice from average to higher pitch and cuteness.
?: And presto! *Spins and poses* In seconds, I become every blogger's dream!
She grabs her spinning chair and gallantly sits with her right leg over her left, arm over the seat, and witnesses her monitor flash with brightness and booming bass plays. She moves in closer and starts typing away on her keyboard when we get a change of scene to see Chisame in her regular school uniform standing in the middle of the city with people walking and cars driving by. She narrates in her normal voice.
Chisame: To the daylight world, I'm Chisame; Invisible, inconspicuous and average middle school student to everybody.
The scene changes back to her in her outfit in front of the computer.
Chisame: But to the dark world belly of the cyber world, I'm your alter-ego and omnipotent super hacker...
She clicks with her mouse and starts posing gallantly while speaking in her new high tone cute voice.
?: Net-idol Extraordinaire Chiu, at your service!
The monitor reveals her homepage 'Chiu's Homepage' with her smiling face and surrounding button links like 'New!,' 'Prof,' 'Chat,' 'BBS,' 'Mail,' and 'Photos.' Not to mention her extra links on her left side are Chiu's Profile, What's New, Gallery, Chiu's Diary, My Manga, Forums, Fan-Fiction, Flash Games, and ETCC. And revealing on the bottom of her link bar are amount of people online and hits.
Chiu: Home sweet homepage! Oohhhh, so many hits today! I hope my sweet and innocent server can handle this many. There are so many e-mails! it's rough having such a big fanbase... but your gorgeous Chiu always responds to her adoring fans as best as she can! Haha!
Chiu clicks on her 'Chat' button and opens up her instant messaging board and starts typing to her fans.
Chiu: Hello to you all! How is everyone? Today, something awful has happened! *Shows her fingers typing on the keyboard* I have such a perverted homeroom teacher in my class... *Blushes in a shy and embarrassment expression* and all he did was ogled on poor lil' innocent Chiu!
Chiu turns her eye on the monitor as it shows responds from various members.
HIRO: How dare he! Who is this guy? And what the heck is his problem?
PasserbyB: Want us to kick his ass for you, Chiu?"
IcyWorld: Unforgivable, I know... but can't really blame him~Chiu is gorgeous!
HIRO: Totally~! (*^o^*) She's the prettiest of them all! The best net idol! Am I right?
IcyWorld: Of course!
Chiu: *Blushes* Eh well... I don't know about that, Hiro... but... *Bashful* …thanks. *Types some more* And as my treat to you all... *Leaps in front of the green screen and poses* I'm going to show everybody my new costumes for your own viewing pleasure! Hope you like it. Hahaha!
We see various snapshots of her posing in her present pink frilly costume, in her school costume looking so innocent, in her bunny costume with a giant carrot giving the piece sign, and as well other various outfits she has. Her cameras keep snapping photos as she poses. Chiu poses in front of a dozen cameras in front of her as she smiles, spins, and poses for all her snapshots.
Chiu: With only the most modern studio equipment, I snap a lot of exotic self-portraits… which I bend after up using the latest shareware version of photoshock!
She shows us her version of Photoshop as she uses her tools to brighten her skin, expand her breasts, loosens her stomach and decorates her hair to pink as her trademark color.
Chiu: The result is a website that has the whole internet on its knees! Nothing like a little confidence boost to staying hot and gorgeous! *Raises her hands up and tears fall from her eyes* Yes! This is what it feels like... to be loved! Anything is possible online! A magician's playground and Chiu is the best illusion of them all! The perfect girlfriend; downloadable, portable and adorable!
She starts uploading her pictures as she speaks in her normal voice yet devious tone.
Chisame: Now... men everywhere... crumble before me! *Grins*
Monitor shows her entire list of fans online in her chat room praising her.
Yeehoo-hoo-hoo! (Cameo of )
Chisame: Hehehehehe. Bwahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!
Quick cut to Chamo as he is in front of his laptop looking up magical items for sales in addition to women's panty as part of the sale deal…
Chamo: Hehehehe! I can't believe my luck! All magic items for sale include cotton panties 50% off, Negi! Hahahaha!
Chamo gets excited with blushing red cheeks on his face and waving his tail back and forth.
Negi: I see how you're very lucky, Chamo.
Chamo: Hm? *Turns his head to see Negi down*
Negi: You know your way around a computer.
Chamo: *Sweat drop* What's wrong?
Negi: Everything. I was given this laptop to use for my class, but... I don't even know what to use it for.
Chamo: Well... Uhh... *Thinks for a sec and raises paw* Hey! I got just the thing!
Negi: Huh?
Quick cut back in classroom…
Everyone: A homepage?
Negi: *Eyes closed* Yes. I am actually thinking of creating a homepage for our class.
Konoka: That's a wonderful idea!
Misa: Sure! A lot of other classes have their own websites!
Konoka: I can't wait! I think it'll be loads of fun, don't you Asuna?
Asuna: Mhmm. If we're going to do this, then let's make something that the whole World Wide Web can enjoy!
Everyone: Yeah!
Everyone raises their fist up while Negi chuckles at sight of everyone's excitement.
Makie: Uh... *Ponders* But what sort of website could we build that would make everybody want to visit?
Asuna: Ah... easy! All we have to do is... I'm... not sure.
Konoka: To be the best, I think the first thing we need to do is to see who our competition is.
Asuna: That's... what I was going to say! Yeah!
Yue appears in front of the laptop browsing online.
Yue: Okay then, let's find the site with the most hits.
As she types while others are behind her, she clicks on the link at the top ranked net-idol and appears Chiu's homepage.
Yue: Here it is; Net Idol Chiu's Homepage.
Negi: A net idol? How odd.
Fuka: Perfect. This could be our template.
Kazumi: And I can take care of the photography, of course.
Negi: That's excellent, Kazumi. We could sure use a lot of it.
Kazumi: *Winks* Leave it to me, sir!
Negi chuckles with Kazumi before Ayaka stands up from her desk.
Ayaka: Professor Negi, is this wise? This net idol hardly seems appropriate as our model.
Negi: I disagree. We're not attempted to minette the size's content but as an overall blueprint. I think it's brilliant.
Ayaka: ...I understand, sir.
She turns around to unbutton partial of her blouse and turns her side in a pose.
Ayaka: If you find it appropriate, then who am I to disagree?
She then lowers her shirt from her elbows to demonstrate skin.
Negi: Ayaka, no! It's not that kind of a website!
Asuna: She's a born natural!
Lingshen: Let me have a look at that, Yue. I've done some coding before. This'll be a no brainer.
Yue: Uh, sure. Go ahead.
Clicking around the laptop enabling to code in on html, everyone watches her work. Then we cut to outside the courtyard as Kazumi positions her camera on a tripod and sets the camera to take a snapshot in 10 seconds. She laughs at the exciting moment and rushes over to partial of the group, whereas Chisame, Evangeline, Chachamaru, and Mana are unavailable.
Kazumi: Here it comes, everyone. Smile.
Everyone laughs and smiles as the camera snaps a picture with a flash. As it happened, it transitions back to the classroom with more pictures taken while Lingshen finishes up the coding and directs Negi to the site she created. Outside the hall comes Shizuna walking and looks at the door with the commotion going on. The class was having a good time with Negi and the project. Shizuna smiles and continues walking down the hall.
Haruna: This is so cool! I totally rocked in that portrait!
Misa: We all did!
Kazumi: A girl's work is never done. Hahaha.
Negi in front of his laptop begins uploading pictures into the website and sets up links to the galleries. Lingshen nods in the correct guide she's giving him while Kazumi and Asuna huddle behind Negi to watch. Negi turns and laughs with the class in excitement.
Negi: Hahahahaha...
Suddenly, we're back in Chisame's dark bedroom while she's in front of her computer continuing her typing. The monitor glows with hits growing out of the web and comments show more of it.
Chisame: Heh, all my modeling cosplays have found their audience. Traffic to my site is at 10%.
The monitor circles link icons around her avatar and more comments come by on her other window page.
Chisame: Oh yes, the world is my own little oyster!
Chiu poses with hearts in the background.
Chiu: This is the path I was meant for; Life... as a goddess!
Chisame looks at the monitor showing her ranks going up.
Chisame: Hehehe... This week should be another success when it comes to the ratings game. I'm... *Zooms in on her name* number two? Ah?
Shocked as she stares at the monitor, observes her monitor making a funny face in her defeat and she falls back on her tilted chair.
Chisame: Not one!
Monitor shows again Chiu is ranked number 2 while ? is ranked number 1. She then gets up fast and furious.
Chisame: I've been surpassed? This is inconceivable! Who could possibly be more popular?
She clicks on the ? link and reads the big subscriptions above the link.
Chisame: A cute girl I saw in town, huh? *Clicks on it* W-wait... the Mahora Campus grounds?
Clicks on a link that loads the image who happens to be Nodoka in a bashful expression smiling at the camera taken by Kazumi. It then causes Chisame to tip over on her chair and fall on her head again.
Chisame: Nodoka!
Another look at Nodoka's portrait causes Chisame to be despaired.
Chisame: How could she... A pretender to the thrown in my own backyard?
Clicks on comments and looks at her portrait again.
Chisame: And on top of that, she doesn't even have a web page! Who in the hell is her photographer!
Clicks around the portrait and discovers a link 2-A.
Chisame: Huh...?
Clicks on that link and reveals Class 2-A's web page portrait with the entire class in the photo. This causes her to fall back on her chair in shock yet again.
Chisame: Ahhh! C-CLASS 2-A!
Yet another doze at the whole class as we get close up on Asuna's face, Makie's, and Yue's, even Nodoka's covered face smiling… which leaves Chisame shocked more.
Chisame: ...This is just ...wrong.
She moves her mouse and clicks on the comment sections and scrolls down to scan through them.
Chisame: Grrr... Look at all of these entries... Some of them are MY fans. Traitors! All right girls, you want to play hardball?
She gripples the mouse aggressively and trembles on it.
Chisame: BETTER LEARN THE FREAKIN' RULE!
Her grippling hand breaks the mouse into pieces with her tight gripping as her eyes turn red in her angry mode.
Chisame: FIRST OFF, NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OUT OF ME! AND SECOND, THIS IS CHIU'S WORLD AND ALL YOU BIMBOS ARE MERE TENANTS! TIME TO PAY THE RENT!
Out of screen except her arm, she takes out another mouse and plugs it in fast and clicks away. Monitor shows Chiu's face being adjusted on Photoshock trying to adapt her face onto a hotter body of an older woman.
Chisame: *Whines* Come ooooooooon...
She raises her fists up in competitive mood.
Chisame: Just you wait! Once I install more RAM on this thing, it's so on! I will refine my techniques and ANNIHILATE THE COMPETITION! *Points at the monitor* And I will NOT be outdone by some two-bit FAKE! Prepare to taste defeat, NODOKA!
She yells as the monitor shows pictures of Nodoka. Then the monitor shows her text being typed on her journal entry that reads in japanese, 'Chiu's blog entry "Chiu vs. 2-A" Her fight continues.' Then it goes back to her Photoshock program as she is still trying to adapt Chiu's face onto the older woman's body.
Chisame: ... *Groans and whines*
The Battle goes on when we come back...
In the classroom…
Negi: Everyone, your attention please. I'd like to congratulate us. *Steps out of the way to expose the drawing chalkboard* Class 2-A's website has been ranked number 1!
Everyone: Yahoo! YAY!
The chalkboard is written in colorful chalk saying their congratulatory cheer to Class 2-A being number 1 ranked web site and Nodoka ranked number 1 net idol. And flowers were drawn, hearts, etc. The whole class cheers and whoops around. Asuna gives high five to Konoka, Misa gives a down low on Makie, and Fuka double fives Fumika as they laugh.
Negi: And not to mention, Nodoka Miyazaki is crowned the number one net idol in the class.
Everyone cheers again for Nodoka as Nodoka appears bashful in front of everyone turning her head left and right blushing. Ako gives Nodoka a pat on the back.
Ako: Way to go, Nodoka!
Sakurako: Good job, Bookworm!
Konoka: You're so lucky. No one has ever gotten this much attention in their life before.
Nodoka stammers and giggles in a bashful way.
Nodoka: Uhh... ahaahhh… hehe…
Ayaka: Oh woe is me. To think my own beauty was outmatched... I have accepted... defeat.
Asuna: Don't worry about it, Class Rep!
Negi: *Eyes closed* You all did great, thanks to all your hard work and effort.
Everyone claps and cheers once more while Chisame is in the back with her hand on her cheek and her glasses concealing her eyes.
Chisame: Enjoy your success, it won't last long. I will see to that, believe me. *Puts her hand to her mouth* Chuckles sinisterly Hehehehehehe…
Negi: Miss Hasegawa? Oh Miss Hasegawa? *Still no answer* Chisame!
Chisame: Huh?
She turns her head to see Negi next to her right holding his student roster book and suddenly she startles in fear of being discovered.
Chisame: Eehhhhh!
Negi: Chisame, I understand you're good with computers.
Chisame: Ehhh...
Negi: Professor Takahata made note of it right here. *Shows Chisame his roster and taps his finger on her picture*
Chisame: Huh?
She looks and notices notes below her picture display that reads 'Good with computers.' Chisame scoffs and turns head away.
Chisame: Humph! You're mistaken sir. I hate computers.
Negi: Huh? But I thought that...
Chisame gets up from her desk in a pompus mood. Outside the door of the classroom, the door opens by Chisame as she steps out.
Chisame: I have a head ache now. So I'm going home.
Negi: Wait!
Chisame shuts the door fast and walks away.
Negi: Uhh...
Yue: Like I said before, Professor. Chisame has always been moody. *Negi turns his head to her* The best solution is just to leave her alone for a while.
Negi: *Turns to the door* Eh...
Chisame walks down the hall on her own as the hallway echoes footsteps of other teachers. Then we cut to a train running transaction as a quick cut to Chisame riding the train, shutting the door, and turning on the monitor. She stands before the camera and wrapped in a towel.
Chisame: ...Time to raise the bar!
Below her shows her towel dropping around her feet as the camera snapshots in bright flash that cuts us back to the classroom. Kazumi makes her camera adjustments and cleans it, the cheerleaders chit chat, and Asuna is typing and clicking with the laptop while Konoka watches. Negi then walks up to Ayaka.
Negi: How's it going, Class Representative?
Ayaka: Ever so smoothly. This has truly been the best activity we've ever had to do.
Negi: Hehe, well I'm glad this was a success. I was worried I wouldn't find anything useful to do with the given accessory to the class. I'm happy to have picked this out for everyone.
While Negi is talking to Ayaka, Asuna was still in front of the laptop clicking and notices a surprise.
Asuna: Huh?
Ayaka: By the way, Professor, I've been-
Asuna: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ayaka & Negi: Huh?
Negi and everyone run up to Asuna.
Negi: What is it? Is something wrong?
Asuna: Is something wrong? Why don't you look and see." *Turns the laptop around to Negi*
Negi: Ahh!
The laptop shows the ratings changed as 2-A is far below Chiu's ratings.
Negi: ...
Yue: ...I guess the party's over, sir.
Haruna: Oh well. At least we're second place.
Ayaka: N-NO! N-Not True! My homepage can't lose, I'm too pretty! *Raises her fist* This is outrageous I tell you! Outrageous!
Asuna: Grr I agree! Since when did it become your homepage!
Negi: And poor Nodoka was ranked number one…
Yue then speaks as she takes control of the laptop.
Yue: Look, the number of hits we received hasn't fallen.
Haruna: So that must mean Chiu is enticing more viewers to get online.
Negi: Oh, let's check out her homepage then.
Yue clicks away and all discover her new homepage.
Negi, Haruna & Yue: Aah?
Asuna: *Walks by* What? Let me see. Ahh! *In shock*
Chiu's new homepage shows her in a skimpy bikini with a watermellon behind her head as she's holding it and the background is a beach and upgraded button links.
Asuna: What is THIS?
Negi stutters in a red face while Haruna blushes as well as Yue but with slight trembling.
Haruna: Whoa... I gotta' say, not bad...
Yue: Mmmm...
Asuna's face was slight red as well.
Asuna: So that's her game... Fine, we'll play it her way; fire with fire.
Haruna & Yue: What!
Asuna: I don't mean like that, however. *Grinds her fist in a determination expression* We're just going to have to do some modeling ourselves! *Grabs Yue's arm* Come on, girls! Let's work fast!
Yue: Waah.
As Yue was pulled away by Asuna, Haruna walks with them while Negi stands there still stunned and stutters abnormally akward looking at Chiu's new homepage. Then back at Chisame's dark palce.
Chisame: Hehehehehehe, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Those fools must be drooling on their keyboards by now! Ahahahahaha... To the outside world, I would have to stay indiscreet and out of sight to take the lowest-risk on the inside world while I'm the Queen Bee! The very essence of beauty! *Points at monitor* Ha! It's a thousand years too early to start celebrating! While I'm number one again, not even Nodoka would dare to intrude! And anyone wanting to conquer my domain is welcome to try! But they better be ready for one hell of a fight!
She steps forward to the monitor and clicks on 2-A's homepage.
Chisame: I bet those vipers are all feeling dejected right about... Gasp
As she gasps, she sees the portrait of Konoka, Haruna, and Ayaka in their prom dresses with elegant flowers in the background blushing and smiling away.
Chisame: Yaaaah! What? How dare they!
Cuts back to the classroom…
Ayaka: Yahahahaha! Say what you want about net junkies. They certainly know beauty it hits their laptop.
Haruna: Yeah and just wait till they fancy on what's coming up next.
Negi: Y-you mean to say there's more?
Ayaka: Oh Professor, please. We're girls. Of course we have plenty of outfits in reserve.
Haruna: *Winks* Ayaka's right. And I got an idea for an outfit the guy's'll go for that'll help push our site to number one!
Negi: Umm... Do I dare ask?
Konoka: No need, I've got it all set up. Hehe.
Sakurako, Misa and Madoka poses as erotic nurses and doctors.
Chearleaders: Time for your checkup!
Kazumi takes camera snapshots as Nodoka walks in the class and Haruna steps right up in front of her in a flash right before she grabs her by the arms.
Haruna: Just the runner-up we're looking for!
Nodoka: Huh? Waahh!
Haruna yanks Nodoka and the next thing that happens, Kazumi snapshots Nodoka in her beautifully nerdy attire uniform with glasses on.
Kazumi: Work it, girl.
Nodoka was extremely bashful as she poses with her hair hiding partially her face with extreme blushing.
Nodoka: Mmmm... L-like this?
Kazumi: Perfect! What do you think, Professor? Doesn't she look cute?
Negi: Uh? Oh yes. You look great, Nodoka.
Nodoka: Uhh, ah... *Blushes by his complement*
Negi giggles as he reaches behind his neck while Nodoka blushes more.
Kazumi: I think we need to add more kicks.
Nodoka: Ah?
Ayaka: And we got just the thing.
She says as she steps in with Nodoka in a maid outfit. Haruna takes out the latest maid outfit for Nodoka to wear. Nodoka poses with Natsumi and Satsuki in their maid outfits while Nodoka remains slightly bashful and Natsumi smiles with Ayaka...
Ayaka & Natsumi: Homekeepers here to clean up for you.
Next shot exposes Nodoka in her swimsuit with Yue and Makie. Nodoka still bashful and Yue turns her head blushing as well except Makie giving a peace sign.
Makie & Yue: Nothing beats school spirit like swimwear.
Kazumi: Hehehe, excellent poses. Let's call in the next group.
Akira and Ako pose with Haruna in their different seductive school uniform with glasses on.
Haruna, Ako & Akira: Want to study together?
Kazumi: Awesome. *Snapshots*
Asuna poses with Konoka in their leather skirts and jackets with sunglasses on posing as bad girls.
Asuna & Konoka: You don't want to mess with us bad girls you bad boys.
Kazumi: So hot! *Snapshots*
Fuka and Fumika pose together alone with giant candy canes and preschooler uniforms.
Fuka & Fumika: Trick or treat, give me something sweet to eat!
Kazumi: ...Umm ...adorable ...give them more bright and coloring.
Negi: Hehehe...
Cut to Chisame…
Chisame: *Stutters and cracks up* Yahahhh! Gahh! No! These tramps don't know who they're messing with! They want a fashion war? I'LL GIVE THEM ARMAGEDDON!
Poses as a lovely maid…
Chiu: Shall I take your orders, gentlemen? What'll it be?
Poses as a stewardess in short skirt…
Chiu: How about a stewardess who will always treat you first class?
Poses as a playboy bunny resemblance with string stockings on and holds up a tray of lime with umbrella thing on it.
Chiu: Forget Easter, I'm your bunny year round.
Poses as a widow in a black kimono…
Chiu: Or a sorrowful widow with no shoulder to cry on.
Then poses as a seductive succubus with bat wings on and a very short skirt…
Chiu: And let's not forget… gothic scenery makes Halloween twice as fun with no time to wait. Cackles evily
Back to the classroom with Negi in shock…
Negi: I uhh think we're going to need a bigger server.
Asuna: *High fives Haruna* Way to go, Haruna! Great costumes!
Haruna: Sure! But it's not over yet! *Turns to the group posing in front of Kazumi* All right, girls! Show some spirit!
Lingshen & Fei Ku: Yeah! This one is for all gamers! A fighting style genre portrait! Fight to death!
Lingshen and Fei Ku giggle as they pose in their fighting stance wearing chinese seductive costumes showing good legs while Haruna chuckles. Meanwhile in the corner as Nodoka and Yue dig through the costume box and hang up a dress, Yue looks back and sees Negi in front of the laptop. She then takes out her cell phone and makes a dial to the web page. She nudges Nodoka on the elbow.
Nodoka: Huh?
Yue: Here's your chance Nodoka. *Offers the cell phone to her* Tell Professor Negi everything you feel in an email.
Nodoka blushes and starts trembling all over.
Nodoka: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh?
Yue: Life is all about opportunities, Bookworm. You can email him while he's checking out our web page. Say how happy you were being the net-idol and thanks for his support. From there, you can tell him everything you feel about him.
Nodoka looks over at Negi as he's still on his laptop and stares for a second, then turns away in a blushing bashful manner.
Nodoka: I can't...
Yue: And why not?
Nodoka: Expressing feelings can be a gift... or a burdan... *Smiles* I'm just happy to be near him. That's all I really need... his friendship.
Yue: ...Nodoka.
Nodoka: I'll be all right, Yue... as long as Negi Springfield continues to be our teacher.
Yue: ...Riiiiiight.
Nodoka stares at Negi smiling with a light blush feeling happy to be around him. Then we cut back to Chisame again…
Chisame: Pants Okay... Now all I have to do is... i-is upload this... to the FTP server and... ahhh...
Chisame falls back off her chair and collapses on the floor unconscious with her eyes circling around and her hands twitching. The next day, students are running to school and riding the tram. Chisame is seen walking slower than before while feeling drowsy and her hair is a mess while her glasses conceal her eyes. While she drags her feet along, everyone runs past her.
Asuna: Wake up!
Konoka skates past Chisame.
Konoka: Hi!
Negi runs with them as he waves.
Negi: Good morning!
Chisame mumbles in response as she tries asking why they are running. Not bothering to wait for an answer, Chisame keeps limping her way up the stairs into the building as the school bell rings. Outside the door where the Class 2-A sign is, class was going on as Nodoka stands and reads her section in the book wonderfully and everyone listens while Negi is enjoying her translations with his eyes closed. This however is making Asuna hard to stay awake as her eyes are closed and tries to keep her head up by not dosing out on the desk.
Asuna: Zzzzzzzzz...
Fuka: Asuna, you're doping.
Asuna: U-Uh? N-No I am not!
Snoring occurs.
Asuna: Huh?
Asuna turns her head behind to see Chisame the one doping as she snores and sleeping on her desk. This causes mostly everyone to turn their head to see Chisame asleep. Negi walks up to her and rubs her shoulder to wake her up.
Negi: Miss Hasegawa? Wake up.
Chisame: Zzzzzz... Gasp
She gasps in alert to her waking up, the class all stare at her.
Chisame: Oh no... It's happening. I knew my late nights would catch up to me!
Negi: Miss Hasegawa, if you're not feeling well, you may visit the nurse.
Chisame: No, I-I'll be all right.
Negi: On the contrary, you appear to be quite exhausted.
Chisame: Ahh...
Negi: You used to come to class ten minutes early, but lately you barely made it here at all. Now tell me honestly, is everything all right?
Chisame: Thanks but I'm fine now. *Turns her head* How conceited can he get? He's more observant than I thought.
Several minutes later outside the campus, the bell rings as Asuna stretches her arms up.
Asuna: Mmmm! Class dismissed!
Konoka: So what do you want to do today?
Asuna: Chuckles *Turns to Misa and Haruna* Run Lady Ayaka Queen, right Haruna?
Haruna: Yeah, right Kakizaki?
Misa: No problem...
She reaches down and pulls up the newly designed prom gown sparkling tea*.
Misa: What do you think?
Asuna & Haruna: *Astounded* Ahhh.
Asuna: Pretty!
Haruna: Totally! Let's get started!
Asuna: Kazumi!
Kazumi: Way ahead of you. *Walks up to set up the set*
Chisame walks out the door about to leave.
Negi: Chisame, wait! *Chisame stops as Negi catches up* I started telling you about it the other day. We're creating a website for our class and I'd like you to participate. You have an aptitude for computers. Your help would be greatly appreciated by both your classmates and me.
Chisame: *Monotone* No thank you. Excuse me.
Negi: Eh?
Chisame walks away, limping her way down the hall as Negi watches her.
Negi: ...
Shizuna: Negi?
Negi: *Turns around* Oh, Miss Minamoto. Hi.
Shizuna: Your homepage started quite a buzz among the faculty.
Negi: Ah, thank you.
Shizuna: Chuckles In fact, the staff has decided to throw a gathering for your class on a wonderful project well assembled.
Negi: Really?
Shizuna: Mhm, it'll be outside the dormitory by the park. And everyone is invited for a class pictorial to be hanged in the hallway for this semester.
Negi: Haha, that's wonderful... Uh…
He turns his head the other way and continues to see Chisame walking down the hall.
Shizuna: Is something wrong?
Negi: Um, no...
Shizuna: Shall we tell them the big surprise?
Negi: Um, Yeah.
Shizuna: All right.
She steps in and makes an announcement while Negi looks down the hall as he thinks what to do with Chisame.
Shizuna: Your attention! We have a surprise for everyone. The faculty was so intrigued by your web page that we've decided to have a gathering thrown for you outside the dormitory halls.
Everyone cheers and claps as Negi stands there still. Then we cut to the train where Chisame is riding. Sitting there still tired yet barely conscience while groaning.
Chisame: Grrr... Pull it together...
Back in her dark room, we see her in with drooing eyes front of the computer in her pink Chiu's costume typing away on the computer.
Chisame: This is not good. I can't keep running myself into the ground much longer. I'm only one person trying to fend off an entire army...
Monitor shows her typing up a secret code to hack into Mahora's database.
Chisame: There... It's finished!
Monitor shows a red skull indicating a virus symbol.
Chisame: You showed them off, Chiu! You've won! That is... once I've infected the 2-A homepage with my special formulated destroyer virus!
Reaches over to the enter button with her trembling finger.
Chisame: Just one press of this key and I'll be rid of those harpies forever! Mmmm! Victory... assured with a single key stroke! And let's hope this'll keep that kid Professor from catching up to my league.
She speaks for herself just as she turns eye slightly to her right and she notices Negi standing behind her. Then she turns her eyes back on the monitor before she then turns head again shocked.
Chisame: Gyaah!
Negi: Hi. Sorry if I startled-
Chisame: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Negi: Eh!
Chisame: Ahhhh...
Negi: I tried knocking but there was no answer... and the door was wide open.
Chisame: He saw me... Professor Negi knows my secret!
Negi with his arm behind his head laughs lightly in confusion with question marks around him. Chisame then kneels in despair.
Chisame: If he tells the class... I'm ruined. I'll be the laughing stock of the whole academy.
Image appears of Asuna and the gang.
Asuna & gang: Strike a pose, sweetheart!
Chisame: This can't be happening! *Starts to panic but critically thinks* I-I've got to do something fast! I-I've gotta' kill him! I need to get rid of him somehow... I can't be found out! I just can't! *She turns her head left and right fast.* I, uh... I-I-I need a weapon... A big one! But not too deadly! A big blunt one, uhh... Ah!
She picks up her giant carrot and raises over her head and her legs start shaking and starts to tremble in hesitation.
Chisame: Eeeeeeeh...
Before she was about to nail him, she finds him in front of her computer astounded.
Negi: Wow, Chisame! Is this you? Did you make this? It looks so beautiful! You look great!
Chisame: Ah?
She suddenly stops shaking and drops the carrot.
Chisame: *Blinks twice*
She got a little speechless, blinks a few and turns her head in a small blush but moody expression.
Chisame: W-Well... Y-yeah, of course I am... I mean, you wouldn't be talking to just anyone. I am the number one net idol on the internet. Even though it was me who made all the digital enhancements... and the editing too...
Negi was clicking away looking at her gallery.
Negi: Chuckles I never would have thought you were the one we were competing against. Huh? Hold on a minute... Hmm… *Looks at her picture*
Chisame: What? What is it?
Negi turns around and walks up to Chisame. She backs up in slight blush and fear expression.
Chisame: Eeeh, w-what?
Negi: Pardon, let me see something.
Negi as he takes Chisame's glasses off.
Chisame: Uhh?
Negi looks at Chisame as she blinks and her face is blushing.
Negi: Oh my, Chisame! I've never seen this sight of you before. You look gorgeous even without your makeup on!
Chisame: Wh... I am?
Negi: Yes! You really do!
Chisame blushes and blinks a couple times before Negi straightens his tie and collar.
Negi: Ahem And so... *Opens the door as the light shines through* Come Miss Hasegawa. Let's go.
Chisame: Uhh? Go where? Hmm?
She then notices she still doesn't have her glasses on.
Chisame: Hey! My glasses!
She looks forward and sees that Negi is not there.
Chisame: Ah!
Negi runs down the hall with her glasses and Chisame storms out of her door chasing after Negi.
Chisame: Wait! Come back with my glasses, you jerk!
Negi: Hahaha, can't do that, Miss Hasegawa!
Chisame: Why you little...!
Negi: What are you getting so ashamed of without your glasses?
Chisame: I can't be seen without my glasses! I can't face people without them!
While both talk at the same time…
Negi: Don't be silly! There's no need to wear them all the time, especially with a wonderful face you possess. Now come on, no time to dilly dally Miss Hasegawa. We have to go! Everyone's waiting!
Chisame: Stop teasing me! Just give them back to me! What the hell are you talking about? I'm not going anywhere with you! I just want my glasses back!
Negi: This is what the faculty ordered! Everyone's having a party down at the lawn by the dorms and you're invited!
Chisame: But I don't like parties! I always prefer to stay indoors, locked in the dark alone! It's what I do!
After a short chase out of the dorms, we find Negi as he halts for a moment as Chisame catches up and her breath panting.
Negi: But it's such a beautiful day, Chisame! Look! The weather is so lovely!
Chisame: *Pants and looks up* Eh? Uhh... so bright.
She shields herself from the sun but lets both eyes open to see.
Chisame: Gasp lightly
Negi and Chisame both stand outside as the view angles up to see how bright the sun is and hear birds chirping and their hair being blown by the gentle wind.
Negi: See? So what do you say? Just for today? Please?
Chisame: ...
Speechless for a second, Chisame then starts rubbing her back head.
Chisame: ... Well... all right... I guess I'll join you today.
Negi: Ah, excellent. I'm so glad!
Chisame: Sigh I guess I might as well be with the weirdos... just this once...
Negi: So let's go!
Then we cut to the lawn scene where everybody is chatting, laughing, sitting, standing, all waiting for Negi to show up while Kazumi and Shizuna is setting up the camera on the tripod to make sure it doesn't fall from the hill. Just then, Negi was coming waving his hand while the other is pulling Chisame's.
Negi: Sorry we're late, everyone!
Chisame: How is this kid so strong?
Makie: *Waves* Hi Professor! We're here!
Nodoka: *Blush alert* Wait! Who's that girl holding Professor Negi's hand?
Makie: Huh?
Negi arrives with Chisame in the middle of the crowd and everyone gathers around them.
Ako: Aww, she looks so cute.
Haruna: Awesome cosplay there, girl! Who are you anyway?
Kazumi: Is she your girlfriend, sir? *Takes a snapshot of them*
Negi: N-no, of course not! Doesn't anyone recognize your fellow classmate here? This is Chisame Hasegawa.
Kazumi: What?
Sakurako & Misa: Huh?
Madoka: She is?
Fuka: *Points* Hey! It's Net Idol Chiu!
Chisame freaks.
Chisame: Ahhh?
Fumika: She's right!
Asuna: H-hold it! You mean you were our competition?
Chisame: That's crazy! I mean... W-where would you get that idea from?
Fuka: It's true. Take a look yourself.
She says as she pulls open the laptop to show her her picture of Chiu posing elegantly. Chisame begins to panic with both her hands to her head like she's dying.
Chisame: It's over... somebody just kill me NOOOOOOW... PLEEEEEASE!
Yue: Wait a minute, she looks different.
Chisame: Uh?
She sees them looking at her pictorials on the laptop.
Yue: This girl doesn't have any cellulite or acne.
Makie: That's true
Fuka: The girl has a smaller nose and a bigger chest.
Chisame leans downward.
Kazumi: Do you think they're real?
Chisame leans further downward.
Makie: She's way too skinny to be Chisame. I wonder how she does it.
Chisame leans even further as Makie leans in closer to her laptop looking at her web page.
Makie: Hehe, maybe I'll go see some love love lovely maids. That's hilarious! Hahaha!
Chisame overreacts and just falls down the ground with her tears falling out of her eyes.
Fei Ku: Look, she's got a lot of comments on her blog.
Makie: Where? Where? Let me see.
Fei Ku: Right here. Click there, Yue.
Chizuru: It's Chiu Chiu. Awwww what an adorable little nickname.
Everyone giggles around the laptop while Chisame lays on the ground with rainy tears falling from her droopy eyes.
Chisame: I'll crawl into the deepest darkest hole... and never come out...
Ayaka: Your attention, please! Enough with the pity party, I came to celebrate!
Everyone: 2-A Homepage, congratulations! That's a rap!
Everyone cheers and gives a toast and drinks up.
Chisame: Who am I kidding? They'll never accept me.
Asuna: Hey, you need a punch.
Chisame: *Turns to Asuna* Uh?
Asuna: You really did a good job designing your website.
Chisame: ...
Asuna: Did you make those boots by the way?
Chisame: Ahh?
Asuna: Whatever! Your costume looks awesome!
Chisame: Ah... th-thanks.
Negi: *Walks by* I just got word in by Miss Minamoto that she reprimanded us for our new homepage. One was created for a scholastic trend for a fashion take on this campus.
Ayaka: Oh I'm so sorry, Bells. They only want smart kids to help me develop a special need for that kind of page.
Asuna: Great idea! So when can I put you down for an interview?
Makie makes a toast.
Makie: Hurray! Here's to our new project!
Fumika: It'll be better than before!
Kazumi: And we've decided that Chisame is going to be in charge of our new web page!
Chisame: What?
Chizuru: Step right this way, Little Miss Chiu Chiu.
Chisame: Wahhh... Hey, don't call me that!
Chizuru: Oh you... It must've been so hard being the top net idol.
Chisame: Noooo! You're mistaken! I'm not a net idol!
Chizuru: *Eyes closed* Right, whatever.
Chisame: Listen to me!
Misora and Kazumi escort Chisame over to the crowd.
Asuna: Class 2-A just won the cyber popularity contest. Congratulations.
Negi: Yes, though the website success wasn't my goal.
Asuna: Hm?
Negi: Professor Takahata warned me of Chisame's ill behavior of not wanting to fit in with the class. But on the other hand, he also spoke of her love for computers. Designing a homepage seemed like the smartest way to rejoice her.
Asuna: Ah?
Negi: I hope she's feeling good about this however. It is her passion... for her website. Hehehe.
Asuna: Huh... clever of him... He knows all of us so well... Professor Takahata sure is good... Impressive. *Takes a drink of her punch cup*
Shizuna: Are we ready? Here we go. Smile everybody!
Shizuna rushes to the group as the camera counts down from 10 and the bright flash emits from the snapshot. The class pictorial was taken with Chiu in pink hair done by her editing as the sign above reads, 'Congratulations 2-A Homepage!' but below reads, 'We're moving on! Thanks for always visiting! From 2-A!' Thus ends the project with a Thank You and the camera zooms out of a particular monitor.
Boy 1: Nice shot of Chiu! But she's no Chisame!
Boy 2: I know, right? Braids and looks? What a pain.
Boy 1: Still, she looks great.
Boy 2: Definitely.
Boy 1: Well, that's the end of that. You want to play Ever Quest?
Boy 2: Yeah! I'll get the hookups.
The boys get up and turned off the monitor and leave the dark room as the door closes.
Finally ending the cyber world and this episode!