Thanks to Nausicaa of the Spirits, Random Little Writer and Dawn over the Valley for reviewing.

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The theme of the post-parody party was Christmas themed. They felt like having this theme because they just felt like it. There was mistletoe, wreaths, and festive holiday food all over the place. Everyone went crazy for Harry's Girl's buche de Noel. (A/N: FYI, a buche de Noel is a cake shaped like a log and it has chocolate filling in it. I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean buche de Noel during the holidays.)

Then it came time for the mistletoe ritual. Nausicaa was kissed by Will Turner and when that happened, her soul flew out of her body, and landed on Cloud Nine where it did an Irish jig and it then returned to her body.

Quartermaine, who escaped from jail somehow, said to Nausicaa, "Do you mind if I have a kiss from you?"

"I oughta slug you for suggesting such a gross thought." She replied. She tried to punch him, but she missed and he ended up kissing her anyway.

"AAAUGH!" She screamed. "I have killer germs! Get me some hot water! Get some iodine!" Quartermaine then ran away, knowing he was in trouble.

Harry's Girl and Jack Sparrow were kissing each other like there was no tomorrow. Victoria sweetly pecked Victor on the lips, same with Sally and Jack Skellington. Lady Tottington and Wallace just hugged each other because they weren't ready for that step in their relationship.

All this happened when Random, Gromit, and Emily were sitting by themselves, kissing no one.

"It sucks being the only ones at a mistletoe party without someone to kiss." Random sighed. Gromit nodded in agreement.

"I totally agree with you." Emily replied.

"I thought you were dating Fiyero," Gromit wrote on a piece of paper. (A/N: Fiyero was the hot cashier that Emily flirted with in my previous CB fic Those Darn Paparazzi!)

"Yeah," Emily said. "But he dumped me for the blonde lady who worked in the bakery department. Curse you, apple fritters!"

Just then, a blinding flash of light appeared and within the next second, Bonejangles, Harry Potter, and Buttercup (from Nausicaa of the Spirits' fic Wallace and Gromit Version 2 Point 0) were standing in its place.

"Hey, darlin'!" Bonejangles exclaimed to Emily. She kissed him on the cheekbone.

Buttercup and Gromit licked each others' faces in affection.

"I'm so glad that you're here, Harry." Random said.

"It's no problem, really." Harry replied. "All I need to do is flick my wand and I'll be there for you." They pecked each other and everything went perfect.

Well, that is until Oogie Boogie randomly assembled himself back together and went to find the rest of the villains to make another plot.


Random and Nausicaa: Whoo! We did it! (they bump each other)

Nausicaa: This was so fun making this parody!

Random: I'm going to miss this one.

Me: Don't worry guys, there's another one that's in the thought process of my mind.

Random and Nausicaa: (hug me 'til I turn blue)

Thank you to all of those who reviewed! You all deserve some hot apple cider, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Sour Patch Kids!

-Harry's Girl 01031992