Zootopia One Shots by Anguirus1955
Disclaimer: Zootopia is owned by Disney. Personally, I think that this information is obvious, but for the sake of legal protection, I will state it anyway.
Also, this one shot contains a lot of Monty Python stuff, so... I hope you know what to expect.
013 - Sam Peckinpaw's Carrot Days (2016)
It was a lovely afternoon in the park, where upwards of twelve animals were enjoying themselves at a picnic with a portable piano outside. There was laughter and cheer, joy and mischief. Playing the piano was a smiling Chief Bogo of the Zootopia Police Department, while the guests around him were Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, Officers Wolford, Fangmeyer, Grizzoli, Higgins, Trunkaby, Delgato, Johnson, Anderson, and Officer Swinton.
Walking up to the group, carrying a tennis racket, was Officer Benjamin Clawhauser, who had a bright big smile on his face. "Hello, everyone! What a marvelous day, isn't it?" Clawhauser greeted with enthusiasm. "Quite!" Francine Trunkaby replied with a smile. "Oh yes! It's so... sunny!" Judy Hopps proclaimed in agreement.
"Hey, who wants to play some tennis?" Clawhauser asked with great anticipation, his eyes opened as wide as his smile. "That sounds super!" Higgins, a hippo, exclaimed with joy. Nick Wilde, who had picked up a tennis ball from the ground, lifted it up and smiled at Clawhauser.
"Count me in," Nick said. "All right! Wilde, toss me the tennis ball, please?" Clawhauser requested of the red fox. "Sure!" Nick said enthusiastically before gently tossing the fuzzy green sphere at his fellow ZPD officer. The tennis ball curved through the air before gently tapping Clawhauser's left eye, causing him to wince in pain and reach up to cover it with his right paw as blood began spurting out profusely.
"Errggghh!" Clawhauser hissed before a terrible spasm caused him to throw his tennis racket forward, impaling Judy in the stomach. "Oh, Nick!" Judy cried out in pain before grabbing his arm as she fell over to the side, pulling the arm out of its socket and sending blood everywhere. Nick stumbled around in shock before accidentally bumping into the piano, causing the key-cover to fall onto Bogo's hooves, slicing them off at the wrists. Bogo brought his bleeding stumps up to his face to inspect them.
The blood spurted into Higgins' eyes, causing him to bump into Francine, severing her right leg from her body and causing her to fall over onto Johnson and Anderson, crushing the polar bear and lion, sending their plastic cups of water rolling on the ground, where they accidentally sliced Wolford's toes off, causing him to howl in pain. Wolford grabbed his right foot and hopped around, hitting Swinton with his knee and knocking her head off. The pig's severed head rolled into the piano, causing it to fall over onto Higgins and Grizzoli, crushing the hippo and cutting the polar bear in half as Fangmeyer watched the scene in horror, before Nick stumbled into her, causing her arms to fall off.
Fin
Author's Notes: And that was Sam Peckinpaw's Carrot Days (2016). Despite being lambasted at the box office for its brutal violence, the film went on to gross nearly five times its budget world wide, and many critics have pointed out the striking contrast between absurdist humor and gore on screen, calling it a pointed commentary on society's views on sex and violence.