rock an roll. THE CLIMAX. yeah i just ruined it but who f-ing cares...corbin bleu is sexyfine... just a lill more to go.. I don't own any of the songs or movies or naruto for that matter so yeah...

It was the day of the New Years Party at the Academy. Otome had kept the location the same so she and the other Jounin could catch the mysterious figure trying to kill Hinata. Naruto got dressed and he looked very nice. The academy looked really nice on the inside. But, there were mistletoe everywhere. "Otome-sensei? Why is there mistletoe everywhere? Christmas was almost a week ago. "

"What? It's pretty!" She replied. She was wearing a backless, a-line golden evening gown that enhanched the colors of her eyes. Lee was already there. He was wearing a green suit, not a jumpsuit..and he looked nice. They approached eachother.

"You look..very nice..." He said. They had spent some unusual time together for as long as they had known eachother.

"You as well." She answered back. "Although I'm wondering if you're saying that because of those pictures of you I took when we went shopping." her face turned devious as Lee's turned mortified.

"You said you were going to delete those!"

"I will." She looked up, then took an envelope out out of her purse. "After the party...You can get them back...If you reach for them." She started raising and lowering the envelope and Lee fell for it. As soon as she put it behind her back and his face was close enough to her face, she kissed him. It lasted for like, less than two seconds but it was sweet. Lee pulled back, not getting the envelope but a giant blush on his face.

"Why did you do that?" He asked almost in a whisper. She just smiled and pointed up. It was a mistletoe...like right there. "Because, you tried." She opened the envelope, revealing its emptiness. She walked away to the other side of the room with a coy smile on her face. OH Yea. Who's big pimpin now?!?! Oh my god did I just think that? Well, I am kinda drawn on him. She didn't notice that Lee, who still had a blush on his face, had somehow become drawn to her as well. Almost everyone else had come and the music started blasting .

Almost everyone, except Team Kurenai. The entire team was one everyone's minds but, one mind had focused on a certain member of that team. I really need to talk to her. His head was throbbing "Sakura kiss" was ending. Then, "Shamrock." started playing. As soon as the song began, he saw her walk through the door. And was frozen in pure awe.

Her hair, normally hangnig at her her elbow, was now in a french braid, her bangs still in tact. Her dress, a white formal gown with silver accent beads, spaghetti straps and a keyhole neckline. She put every one in the room that was wearing a dress, none the less every Disney princess and Victoria Secret model, to shame with her spectacular beauty. Well, that was the case in Naruto's brain. She approached him. "You look.." He was losing words. "Woah.." She blushed a little.

"Thank you." She answered. "You look handsome Naruto-kun." She casually started swinging her clutch. Then, Tenten called her over, leavin him at a loss with words. He soon snapped back.

"Damn it. I wanted to talk to her."

So he waited.. He tried to distract himself by talking to his other friends. Sakura could tell something was wrong, but no one else could. So she pulled him aside. "Okay, how important is this?"

"What?" He asked.

"The reason you keep staring at Hinata every five seconds."

"Oh that...I have to tell her something." He admited and Sakura got all mushy. haha mushy.

"Aw!!!!!!" She hugged him like a little brother. " That's so cute!"

"You don't even know what I'm gonna say." She stopped hugging him.

"Oh.." Sakura looked dissapointed, then smiled. "But, if it's what I think it is, then you should wait.."

"Wait?!" He asked.

"It'll be a lot more memorable if it's close to midnight. " She smiled and walked away, knowing he was secretly taking her advice into consideration. I knew it. She thought, watching the boy who was like a little brother. Finally, Naruto seemed to be having a normal conversation and a normal night...so it seemed.

The clock read 11:00 exactly. In the past...about four hours, guests had watched Cloverfield , rode a mechanical bull, and had danced like crazy.

Oh and Jiraiya had way too much Kool-Aid and got the crap beaten out of him by Tsunade-Sama because, while he was Kool-Aid crazy, he kept winning at Blackjack...and for trying to cop feels on everyone...

Otome went to the stage. "HEy! Is everyone having a good time." Responses of "Whooot" and "Hellz yeah!" came back at her. "Well, the clock reads 11:00. That means an hour from -"

"NOT SO FAST!!!!!" a voice boomed from the ceiling. OMFG IT WAS THE MAYO-CAPER!!!! "We are here to , like, totally kill you!!" A hand pointed at Hinata.

"Wait?! We!?! I thought there was only one of you."

"That's where you're um...WRONG!!!!" The short of of the four laughed. Otome, who was getting very mad at the moment, took one of the speakes, crumbled it into a ball, and threw it strait at the short one's head. He/she fell directly down from the ceiling, to the middle of the floor.

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn." Kankuro said. "That bitch got pwned."

"Pwnage!!" Kiba said back and they did a weird high five thing. Everyone else looked at them like, never do that again. Then, Sasuke wanted to be Fred from Scooby Doo.

"Let's see who's behind the mask!" He said, suddenly wearing full Fred apparel. "It's..." He pulled the hood off and everyone else screamed. Sasuke, however screamed the loudest. "OMFG You're that girl from the ring!!!!!!" It shookenly got up and pointed at Hinata.

"You watched the tape." IT hissed.

"NO, no I didn't." Hinata defended herself. She honestly didn't.

"Then what do you make of ..." A giant TV came out of nowhere. "This!!!!!" But instead of the tape, it was something about 4 million times as worse and disturbing...

It was Hiashi...

In tightie-whities and Hinata's knee highs.

Singing the teapot song.

"AHHHHhhhhh." Hinata was once again mortified. "My EYES!!!!" She quickly covered them up. Some people were even throwing up at the sight...Even the other three were throwing up, the vomit going on the the girl, making the sight even more unsightly.

"Oh...oh god...make it stop!" It screeched and began to have a seizure and melt.

" I had nothing to do with this ." Hanabi popped out of nowhere and popped away. Miraculously, everyone stopped puking, getting nausious, and the puke had vanished.

"Okay that was just fucked up." Otome stated. Then looked at the other three, who had appeared in the middle of the floor riding a giant ostrich. "Okay, just who the hell are the rest of you." The other three revealed themselves, one on one, to be..

"Orochimaru!" Sasuke stated, then got freaked about the fact he was wearing a sparkly red dress. The next one, revealed itself to be...a giant tub of mayonaise?!?

"Satoshi-kun?!?" Hikari called suprisingly. "WHY?!?!?" She began to cry.

Meanwhile, Sakura had a thought.Hm..Satoshi's a nice name for a boy.
Finally, the third one revealed itself to be...

"Hey!" Naruto cried. "You're the guy who grabbed my ass!" Everyone had wide eyes at him.

"Ew..." Everyone said at the same time.

now that we know who these people are, what do they want with hinata?!?! where did someone get hiashi doing that. Will Naruto get to talk to hinata. what does he have to say?!?! why am i asking you these questions?