AN: According to Alry-sama I am a useless woman, but since she was tired I get to live! *smiles happily*
Sasuke: Aren't you on bed rest…?
Sshhhh! It's fine as long as I take my medicine and stay in bed. Besides, I've been home for pretty much a week doing nothing but sleeping. I want to do something.
Itachi: Isn't this nighttime medicine?
What? *picks up box* Dang it! This stuff actually knocks me out!
Itachi: *evil smirk* Nighty night Ani.
Nooo! I shall write before I sleep!
"That's it! That is it!" Kyuubi yells as he storms down the stairs. Naruto peeks his head out of his door, rubbing his eyes sleepily. Gaara, who was visiting with Temari, shakes his head and goes back to the homework he had to do to catch up with classes. Temari shrugged and continued her failed attempt at cooking.
Kyuubi throws the front door open, successfully hitting one, Itachi Uchiha in the face, causing the usually perfect vampire to stumble back a step. "You!" Kyuubi yells as he storms towards the poor guy. Sasuke shakes his head from the safety of his car. "Idiot…"
"I have had it! I have had it with you knocking on my door with roses! I have had it with you stalking me while I'm out shopping! I have had it! You hear me!" The pissed off red head yells at his stalker vampire. Itachi just looks down at the pissed of male waiting for his opportunity. Opportunity for what you ask?
"I don't care how persistent you are! How fucking hot you think you are in black leather! Or how-Mmmph!"
And there it is. Itachi gracefully swoops down while the angered Kyuubi is mid rant to plant a kiss to his lips, efficiently stopping said rant. The poor demon descendant is so shocked, that he doesn't react when Itachi pulls his lips away and pulls the younger male against his chest.
"I win." The vampire says with a very satisfied smirk.
The occupants of the house raise eyebrows at this action, but take it in stride as if it were normal. For this family, it probably was normal. Naruto grabbed his lunch from the fridge and made his way to Sasuke's car. Once safely in the car, the two left the awkward Uzamaki residence.
"Well, that was different." Naruto says as Sasuke begins the drive to the high school. Sasuke gives a deep, rich chuckle.
"Yes, well, I wonder how long Aniki had that planned."
The two laughed at that as they thought of all of the things said vampire had done to try to get Kyuubi attention. And not the attention he gets when Kyuubi hits him and leaves bruises bad enough that people ask if the poor pale skinned man had to go to the hospital to have it looked at.
"I heard your cousin will be starting at school today." Sasuke said as he parked the black car. Naruto smiles at his boyfriend.
"Oh, yes. I hope I have art with him! It'll give me someone to talk to."
Sasuke nods as he takes Naruto's bag from him and carries it for him. Just as Naruto was closing his locker, Kiba came crashing into the blonde. Luckily, Sasuke caught him, glaring at the dog demon.
"Yo! Naruto, I just saw your cousin! Dude, he's, like, about ready to murder!" Naruto held up a hand to stop the hyper boy.
"Calm down, Gaara just doesn't like fangirls." And with that he led the two confused males to his cousin. They found the red head glaring ice cold death at a group if girls who were cowering in a corner. Naruto laughed and hugged his cousin with no fear. Shocking the watching crowd.
"Guess they didn't bother to ask." Naruto smiled and led his cousin to his friends as the group went to sit before classes started.
"Um…" The group kind of just stared at the menacing red head who sat next to their bubbly blonde friend who was happily seated in Sasuke Uchiha's lap. His glare daring anyone to try and dislodge the blonde from his spot. "So…?"
"Gaara doesn't like fangirls." Naruto said as if that explained everything. At everyone's blank expression he smiled, 'He likes fanboys instead!" This earned gasp, wide eyes, and hit to the back of the head from the red head. "Owwie! Gaara that hurt!"
Said red head glared at his cousin before leaving for class as the bell went off. Naruto pouted as Sasuke led him to class laughing at his blonde dope's predicament with his family.
Back at the Uzamaki residence, found Kyuubi glaring at Itachi, who was seated on the couch. But what Kyuubi would call a glare, Itachi called a cute pout. The vampire chuckled at the red head and pecked a kiss to the pouting lips.
"Stop that damnit!" Kyuubi yells as he jumps up.
Itachi just smirks and pulls the red head onto his lap. "Naw, I like kissing you."
"I don't like kissing you!"
"Then why are you blushing so red?" Itachi throws back. Kyuubi shuts up before he digs himself a deeper hole. The vampire chuckles again. The sound deep, and reverberating through his chest enough for Kyuubi to feel it against his back.
"Stupid vampire…"
"Nice argument."
Temari had left after taking Gaara to school, she then headed out to collage. Shukaku was moving things into their new home. The Uzamaki residence will soon be moving into a home closer to the Uchiha's, but at the moment. Kyuubi finds himself rethinking such a move.
"STOP FEELING ME UP LIKE A HOMONE DEPRIVED TEENAGER!" Kyuubi yells and a lasting SLAP can be heard as his hand connects with Itachi's cheek. Again.
Itachi releases the red head and pouts as he nurses his red cheek. "You hit hard." He whines.
"Hell yeah I do!" Kyuubi yells as he returns from a quick stop to the kitchen. The tired out red head sighs as he kneels in front of the vampire that continuously hits on him. He gently places an ice-pack against the sore cheek. "I guess I hit harder than I thought…" he mumbles.
Itachi smiles and pulls the younger closer to him. He runs his tongue over Kyuubi's neck, said red head shivering at the feel. "I'll accept your apology if you give me some blood." He says. Kyuubi turns to look at Itachi. Whose eyes were turning to a deep crimson, his fangs showing as he smiled. Kyuubi shivered involuntarily, causing Itachi's smile to widen. "It won't hurt. I would never hurt you, although you seem to hurt me quite a bit." He says jokingly as he lifts one of Kyuubi's hands to his mouth. The red head shivers again as the vampire pricks his index finger. Crimson eyes watch as the blood wells up before sticking the finger in his mouth. "You're blood is delicious." Itachi comments as he returns to sucking the little bit of blood and keeping his eyes locked with Kyuubi's own red eyes.
Slowly, Itachi's eyes returned to normal. He smiled at Kyuubi as he kissed the finger. As if by magic, he produces a band-aid from his pocket and puts it on Kyuubi's finger. "There."
Kyuubi blushes deeply and glares half heartedly at the vampire. "Prick…"
"You've read one too many Harry Potter books."
"They're Naruto's, not mine!" Was Kyuubi thoughtful defense.
At school, everything went as it went normally. After Naruto's smart announcement of his cousin being gay, said cousin ignored and avoided Naruto. The blonde was hurt by this and was happy to have Sasuke there to hold him.
"I said I was sorry!" Naruto cried as the two made their way to Naruto's home.
"I know you did Naruto. You've said this before, you're cousin can be a bit single minded, right? Just give him a little while to cool off, kay?" Sasuke said as he places a hand on Naruto's as he pulled up to the house. Naruto nodded and smiled as Sasuke led him up and into the house.
"Ah, Aniki, you're still here?" Sasuke asked surprised. Itachi just smiled as he held Kyuubi.
"Kyuubi, did you cut your finger?" Naruto ask as he noticed the band-aid.
"Uh, yeah. Clumsy me." Kyuubi answers as the Uchiha brothers share a knowing look.
"Come on Naruto, I want to see some of your art you've been bragging about." Sasuke says as he leads the blonde up to his room. Naruto happily talking about what he's done and hopes to do.
Downstairs Kyuubi gives a sigh of relief. "So that's why you didn't bite my neck?" He ask Itachi.
"That and you don't trust me enough to partake from your neck either." Itachi answers as he half lids his eyes as he looks at Kyuubi. Kyuubi shivers.
"You're an ass, you know that?"
"Yes, but I'm a very sexy ass, am I not?" Itachi shoots back.
Kyuubi pouts and goes back to his ever confusing work. Itachi watches and wonders how the red head could possibly keep up with such things.
AN: Hurray! Another chapter!
Sasuke: ….How come Itachi got to drink blood and I haven't?
He's older, and Kyuubi's older.
Sasuke: *pout*
Itachi: Sasuke, Uchiha's don't pout.
Sasuke: Skrew you! *stroms off, grabs Naruto, and locks the two in a room*
Ooops. Oh well.
Itachi: *smirks* Nighty night.
...Aw shoot... *sulks to bed with kitty Yumi*
Itachi: Ani is sick right now and is being missed dearly by her friends at school. So she is being forced to stay home until she is well, but in the mean time. when she is not sleeping, she shall work to write more chapters for you long awaiting reader.