Two Days Later: Koray Suite
John woke up to Randy elbowing him but also rubbing their feet together. He wasn't sure how the man was able to do both at the same time but he was able and John liked it
"Yes Randella."
"Open your eyes Sheena." John slowly opened his eyes and looked around the room
"What?"
"You don't seem surprised so I assume that this is your doing."
"It is."
"You romantic mother fucker you." Randy said referring to their suite being filled with blue, gray and white balloons on the floor and attached to strings floating around
"Happy anniversary Randella."
"Happy anniversary to you too Sheena." The tall man said adding a kiss. "I can't believe you did this and how much I like it."
"I'm not sure how to even respond to that." John said rubbing his face
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"That makes this cheesy thing I had made seem way less cheesy." Randy said getting out of bed
"We're free to get super cheesy in Seychelles but once we leave it's back to macho men."
"Is this like a 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' type of thing?"
"If that were a thing then we wouldn't be here now would we?"
"This is true." Randy said handing something flat and wrapped to John who unwrapped it slowly then smiled even before reading it
"This is," John paused. "It's really sweet. I didn't think either of us was capable." Randy chuckled
"Do you really like it?" For once he was unsure of himself. When he saw the letter he knew it said everything he wanted to but didn't know how John would react. He walked around the store holding the item and reading it over and over until he had it memorized:
I want to
Hold your hand
Laugh at your jokes
Walk by your side
Snuggle on the couch
Talk about whatever
And
Kiss your lips
Every single day
He recited in his head as John read it
"Yes. You summed up my sentiments exactly."
"I thought it would be nice since we don't really express our feelings toward each other."
"Not verbally, no." John read his love letter again before placing it on the table. "What do you want to do today?"
"This. All day if we can." Randy responded straddling John
"We can't because we have to eat and we have that couples massage...at some point we're going to eat lunch and dinner,"
"Shut up Sheena. Do you buy these by the 100s?" The younger man asked opening a foil packet with his teeth
"Actually I do. I buy two of the 100 boxes at a time."
"And how many have we gone through?" He asked rolling the condom on John's member
"You don't want to know...I packed the end of a box for this trip."
"Damn that's a lot of sex for two people who really only see each other on the weekend."
"We make up for lost time." John said sitting up while Randy rode him
Dhevatara Spa
"Oh Juicy." Randy moaned making John laugh
"I know. This feels amazing doesn't it?"
"Amazing isn't a high enough compliment. I could lay here forever."
"I only paid for 135 minutes."
"That'll do. You're going to spoil me Juicy Jay...and this is coming from a man who spoils himself with no shame."
"Well I'm set, my family is set and I don't have pets so that leaves you."
"I never wanted to be kept or taken care of but I'm completely okay with this arrangement between us." John chuckled
...
"What are you going to do with that video Sheena?"
"Catalog it for my private collection."
"Private collection? What's in this collection of yours? Lovers past?"
"Nope. Just you. What do you think of our own video?"
"You mean film us having sex?"
"Yes."
"I'm intrigued."
"I mean you walk around naked all the time anyway so I don't see what the big deal is."
"The big deal would be it falling into the wrong hands."
"And what? We're offered a contract for couples' movies?"
"No one wants to watch us fuck. I'm not sure I even want to see it."
"You don't have to watch it but I will." Randy straddled John as he sat on the couch
"Is that still on?"
"Yes." The tall man turned the camera around
"If you really want to we can tonight."
"I have that recorded so you can't renege on the deal."
"A deal is a deal." He said grinding his hips against John
"Does being away make you hornier by any chance?" The older man asked getting a grip on Randy's manhood
"Maybe just a little." Randy said slipping a finger into the other man's mouth. He moaned as John pumped his fist and sucked on the finger
Later: Dinner
"Sheena!" Randy whispered harshly as he slammed the menu shut
"What?"
"Look at the wine menu and tell me it's missing some decimal points." John opened the menu and looked it over slowly
"Not only do I think its missing decimal points but I think instead of adding them they accidentally tacked extra zeroes on."
"Oh my God...did you read this one? One seven two zero zero. That's five numbers."
"I'm pretty sure that's seventeen thousand two-hundred."
"I know what it is." Randy said closing the menu again. "We're drinking the cheap stuff tonight." John scanned the menu
"I'm perfectly happy with a three hundred seventy-five dollar bottle of wine. I mean if that's what you really think of me."
"Ooh you son of a bitch." John laughed. "Well played. Get whatever you want."
"Chateau LaCroix please."
"Oh you had that shit already picked out you sneaky bitch."
"I think you're great too."
"Thanks but do you know what's really great?"
"What?"
"Eating on the sand like this. It's super casual, we're barefoot,"
"It's a good thing the water's warm."
"For real. So what's that?" Randy asked pointing to the box on the table making John laugh
"Why don't you open it and see?"
"Oh it's for me? My, my." The younger man said already peeling the paper off. "It's orange. I like it already."
"I bet."
"How do you remember all the stuff I say I want?"
"It's easy listening to that melodious yet silky voice of yours."
"You know I love me some Hermes swag." Randy said leaning across the table for a kiss
"I know how you like your swag in general."
"So true. Thank you very much."
"You're welcome very much. How big is your cuff link collection now?"
"Not big enough so if you ever just want to swing by Hermes and buy me more then by all means."
"Why do you own so many?"
"You can tell a lot about a man by his links. I get compliments all the time. Let's face it with the business we work in you know that clients like to see you dressed well and are more trusting when you are. I've had male and females mention my cuff links by name."
"They do like us well-dressed."
"Those shallow fucker's sure do." Randy said reaching into his pocket. "I'm a little hesitant in giving you this because I don't know how you'll react."
"I could tell you were hesitant about the gift you gave me earlier and I loved it."
"You make me nervous because I actually care about what you think."
"Don't be nervous." John said reaching across the table for the man's hand
"That's easy for you to say." The younger man retorted placing a box on the table. "Open it." He said exhaling loudly. John opened the box and laughed when he saw what was inside
"Alright – which one do I get to wear?"
"You actually want to wear one?"
"Sure I do."
"That one." John took the ring that read: I Love You from its place in the box. "Look on the inside." Squinting, John read the inside
"Taken." He said with a laugh before putting it on. Randy put on his ring that was inscribed with I Know. "Is this so we never have to say it?"
"Do we need to? I mean we know how we feel about each other. I much prefer dinosaurs and chicken nuggets."
"Then chicken nuggets." John said smiling
"Dinosaurs." When their meal arrived the men ate and talked about nothing as they laughed. Conversation be it serious or silly always just came easy for them. After they were done the shirts they had worn were removed and tossed to the side as they walked to the water and took a seat
"This view is incredible. It puts the one at my house to shame."
"Don't be so hard on yourself Juicy. Your shitty little view is still nice."
"Oh thanks flat ass." Randy burst out laughing
"I can't help it okay!"
"I know. As long as you keep working it like it's a fatty then we're all good."
"You know I can put it on ya." John laughed before kissing Randy hard on the lips. "What was that for?"
"This." John made a sweeping motion with his hand. "For coming along at the perfect time in my life and making what could have been a very difficult year for me so much easier. For being as funny as you are and as nice as you are...for being exactly you and what I needed. What I need."
"Damn Sheena. We're really exploring our feelings on this trip."
"Because once we leave we're not going to speak of it again. I like what we have. The banter and how we just know what the other wants or needs without saying a word."
"We work hella well together."
"That we do but I do have one tiny complaint."
"And that is?"
"I want to see you more. I'm not talking about moving in together or anything like that because I don't think we're ready and you just bought your house but we need more dates during the week and stuff...when we can. I know that we're both busy."
"John I'd love to see you more during the week. You are the only person, other than my mom of course, I like to have around all the time. From the day we met you allowed me to act a fool without judgment...you're one of the few people in my life to ever do that. My job doesn't allow me that freedom and knowing that I have you when I get off work is," Randy stopped as he tried to think of the right word to say. "It's a gift. You've been a gift to me."
"Oh shit." John said wiping his eyes
"Don't go snottin on me Sheena." Randy joked as he wiped his own eyes
"This water is washing sand up my butt."
"I'm surprised anything can get up that tight ass."
"You did."
"Yea I did."
"Are you ready to go?"
"I guess...we have a movie to make."
Koray Suite
John finished showering before Randy and while he waited he tried to find the best place for the camera in their room. What he really needed to make it a cinematic masterpiece was another camera and at least one boom operator. Since he and his boyfriend weren't porn stars he had none of that and would just have to make do with what he did have. He found what he thought would be the perfect angle then jumped on the bed and waited
"Are we rolling?" Randy asked walking out of the bathroom
"No. I didn't want to waste any minutes and risk it cutting off before we finish."
"Did you plan any special scenes or is this a regular session for us?"
"Special scenes?"
"You know facials, pearl necklaces, snowballing...creampie,"
"I'm just going to stop you right there you nasty son of a bitch." Randy laughed. "Wait...that last one would require me,"
"Scratch that one."
"You're not going to let me hit that raw?"
"Not tonight." John waved his hand
"Eh whatever – turn the camera on and come to daddy."
"John." Randy said dryly as he turned the camera on. He turned back toward the bed and saw John lying there naked and ready. He looked hot and that made Randy ready. He climbed on top of the older man and instantly they began making out. There wasn't a place that their hands didn't go as they explored...
A Week Later: Paradise Valley, AZ
"Hello?!" John said walking into Randy's house. He stopped to pet Pepé, La, Merci and Bleu before continuing on to the kitchen where he found Randy and his mom. "Hey." He said when he saw them
"Hi Johnny."
"Hey Juicy."
"What's that?" Randy's mom asked
"I hope it's for me."
"Randal."
"What? Juicy Jay always gets me the best 'just because' presents."
"Sorry. All I have today are the pictures from Seychelles that you wanted."
"Not all of them I hope." John gave his coy smile
"Mom approved pictures," He said sliding over one envelope. "And not so mom approved pictures." He added sliding another envelope over
"And just what are you going to do with those?"
"Put them with the rest. I have a thing for naked pictures of me and Sheena."
"Oh my gosh Randy."
"What is that delightful smell?" John asked changing the subject
"Cookies." Randy said kissing him as he opened an envelope. "Wait mom," He said switching packages with her
"Did I get that wrong?"
"Yes. We almost had a disaster on our hands."
"Are these safe for me to look at?"
"Uh-huh." Randy said pulling the cookies from the oven. He took a spatula to lift one then sucked his teeth
"What's wrong?"
"My cookie butts are burnt."
"I'm sorry? Your cookie butts?"
"Yes. The bottom of a cookie is the cookie butt." Randy said in all seriousness
"Sometimes you're so cute I'm disgusted. 30 years old and calling the bottom of cookies cookie butts. I suspect this is your doing mom?"
"Guilty as charged." The woman said with a smile
"Did you get that other thing too?"
"Yes." John said with a smile. "It's in there. I'd like to go out tonight so afterwards we can..."
"What's going on here?" Randy's mom asked. "I feel like it's gross and I'm in the middle of it." Randy and John laughed
"It's nothing mom. Have a cookie...you have one too Sheena."
"What kind are they?"
"What does it matter? Put it in your mouth."
"I'm sure that won't be the last time you hear that today."
"Mom!" John started laughing. "What is wrong with you woman?"
"I had to. You wrote the joke for me."
"You're out of control and you haven't even had a drink."
"You offered me a mimosa when I got here."
"My bad. What are we doing later?" Randy asked brushing a few crumbs off John's mouth then kissing him
"Thank you. I wanted to go out for drinks...food too."
"I see you've got your priorities straight there Sheena."
"Oh of course. I'm thinking Loco Patron, yes?"
"Any place with a liquor license is fine with me."
"You raised a beaut." John said looking at Mrs. Orton
"I tried. It was the 80s."
"Yooo...the two of you are killin me right now. I'm beautiful but I have feelings."
"Loco Patron has good shots." The two men looked at the woman sitting there. "Yea, the white gummy bear is my jam." She said rhythmically waving her arms in the air
"Oh my God mom," Randy said laughing. "I love your drunk ass so much."
"That was cute. Do you want to come with us?"
"I'd love to Johnny but Cowboy and I have dinner with the neighbors tonight."
"That sound lame as hell."
"Thanks Randy."
"I'm just sayin and you know I ain't never lied."
"Well it didn't seem so bad until Johnny asked if I wanted to tag along." She sighed. "How horrible is it that I actually enjoy hanging out with my son and his boyfriend?"
"It's not horrible at all. Have you met us?"
"I have met the two of you and you're so cute." She said caressing John's cheek. "Oh let me see your ring." John held his hand out. "Too precious. I wish your dad and I had something nice like this when we were dating."
"Aw do you want to get rings with us mom?"
"Very funny Randal. Besides even if I weren't your mother, which makes this weird, where would I even fit into the shenanigans?"
"John would be very busy." The woman gasped
"Oh honey you're a bottom." She said. "I knew it!" John covered his face as he laughed. "I mean I figured but I really didn't want to think about it."
"Mom we are not discussing this."
"Okay." She said with a laugh
"No wait, how did you figure because before Sheena over here I was versatile?"
"Well what happened?"
"No, no we are not talking about this. Where are my dogs? I know they love me and won't make fun of me." Randy said leaving the kitchen
"I guess that's my cue to get going."
"Get going? You're just going to leave me here after that?"
"Yea, well I'm sure you can handle him better than I can."
"But that was your fault mom."
"You're entitled to your opinion Johnny."
"Traitorous woman you." She smiled
"See you later Johnny. Tell Randal he's still my favorite. Love you guys. Bye." And just like that Randy's mom left the house leaving John to deal with Randy's pouting on his own
"Randella," John said finding the man sitting in the den surrounded by the dogs. "What is your problem?"
"I don't have a problem."
"Then why did you walk out like that? Your mom left by the way and she said that you're still her favorite."
"Well that goes without saying." John sat on the couch behind his boyfriend then kissed the top of his head. "What time do you want to go out and which one of us is driving?"
"I don't know. 7-ish?"
"Okay. Merci no...don't you pick her up John."
"Why not?"
"You know they're not allowed on the furniture and if you pick her up that's exactly where she'll go."
"Merci is so cute though. I can't say no to her face."
"Which is why I said no to both of you. You're a bad dad Sheena."
"And that's why you have primary custody of the kids." Randy chuckled. "Are you going to put your contacts in before we leave?"
"I didn't think about it, why?"
"I just like your glasses is all."
"Oh yes, sexy stripper."
"What would your stripper name be?"
"Believe it or not I never thought about it."
"I'm gonna go with Champagne Chardonnay." The younger man burst out laughing
"Juicy! Champagne Chardonnay?! Yooo...what the fuck?"
"It's got a nice ring to it." John cleared his throat and in his best announcer voice he started. "Coming to the stage for your visual entertainment: Champagne Chardonnay! But then you would probably come out to RIP by Jeezy and kill the mood." By that point Randy was lying on the floor laughing
"Boy you are on a timeout." He managed to say catching his breath. "RIP I just killed the club." Randy started as he stood. "Drink Patron out the bottle almost killed a thug." He finished popping his hips in the older man's face. John gave his bottom a slap. "Ooh again Juicy." John obliged
Later: Loco Patron
"What are you looking at Sheena?"
"Your lips."
"My lips?"
"Yes. They're looking particularly pouty and nice tonight. I want to kiss them repeatedly."
"Why John," Randy said comically fanning himself. "You gon' make me blush." The older man shook his head
"Oh stop."
"Gentlemen," Wade said walking up to the table with Roman. "Long time no see." The men greeted each other like usual but not as loud. "How was the honeymoon?"
"I'd forgotten how funny you think you are Wade."
"I'm hilarious but seriously how was the trip?"
"Great excluding the flight."
"Yea that's right. How long was it?" Roman asked
"I can't recall the exact amount of hours but it's over 24."
"I don't need the exact amount of hours after saying 24. I had a flight once that was eight and I was ready to open the emergency door and jump the fuck out." The men laughed at Roman
"If either of you feel like a little or don't mind self-torture I do recommend going because the place is beautiful."
"Randella's right. We did things there that I never in life thought I would do. I mean I've been to different countries and all but while we were there we went to as many of the beaches as we could, snorkel...fishing,"
"About 12 different spas,"
"Yea that was nice. Oh! We went sailing too. I took the Monday after we came back off because I was so tired."
"Almost brings a tear to my eye hearing how beautiful it all was."
"I'm gonna fuck you up Barrett."
"Why?" Wade asked laughing
"You asked how the trip was and now you're talkin shit and gettin on my nerves. Talk shit get hit."
"Cena do something with him will you?"
"Do something with yourself. You started it."
"And I'm a grown ass man not something for Sheena to do something with."
"Can the two of you not get into your usual spat tonight? Damn."
"I'm with Roman. It's so exhausting. Do the two of you even really like each other?"
"Orton's cool with me."
"Barrett's an alright dude." John rolled his eyes just as everyone's attention went to the corner of the restaurant where there was cheering and clapping
"Are you shittin me?" John said when he saw Cody and a group of his friends. The young man was dancing in the center of the group to the music playing
"I'm living a fucking nightmare. It's like whomever is lying next to me keeps nudging me awake then I take a deep breath only to be nudged again and it just keeps happening...like groundhogs day."
"What do you mean whoever is lying next to you?" Randy, Wade and Roman laughed at John's question
"I was just saying Sheena. I know you lay next to me and would love to elbow me over and over."
"On the contrary, I actually do like you. The urges to elbow you are few and far in between...I can probably count on one hand all the times I've wanted to."
"That's good to know."
"Oh hey guys!" Cody said as he danced over to them
"How did he even see us over here?" Roman leaned over and asked Wade
"I haven't the slightest idea. It's like he has a GPS on them both for Christ's sake."
"Heard you took a vacation...how was it?"
"Great. Heard you had surgery on your nose...it looks like the original."
"You know that was assault what you did and I can still have you arrested if I want. Don't make me do it."
"Don't threaten me Cody. You deserved what you got and then some and had John not pulled me off you would have gotten it." The younger man poked his bottom lip out slightly as he squeezed himself into the seat with Randy practically sitting in his lap
"I didn't come over here to fight with you. I mean I know you took John from me and all but you were still one of my best friends."
"Did he just say,"
"Mmhm." Wade muttered before Roman could even finish
"You still don't get it do you?"
"What?"
"For starters I did not take John from you. Why is it so hard to believe that someone would not even choose me over you but just not want you period?" Cody laughed
"Because that just doesn't happen. I'm gorgeous Randy and guys want me, it's just the way it is."
"Thank you for bringing me to my next point – Thomas,"
"Oh not that again." Cody interrupted with a sigh
"Yes that again."
"If I didn't know any better I'd say that you still want him."
"It's a good thing you know better then. My point is that you're claiming we were best friends and I thought we were until that shit you pulled...then I find out the two of you are still together. You have got to be out of your mother fuckin mind if you think I want to remain friends with someone who does that. Luckily for you I can't take back that we're family or else I would but since I can't I'll treat you accordingly." Cody looked at John and pointed
"What?"
"You did this didn't you? You put all of this shit in his head. Why would you do that when I made things so easy for you?"
"I cannot talk to you. What exactly did you make easy for me huh? I dealt with your rudeness, the tantrums, the unnecessary jealously...your whining – what part of that sounds easy or was I just supposed to go along with it because you gave it up faster than Judas." In their seats Roman and Wade snickered. "You're 26 years old and have no direction in life other than knowing where the nearest bedroom is," Everyone gasped
"Okay John." John looked harshly at Randy
"Really? Don't stop me now while I'm on a roll."
"You don't need to be so brash...you don't have to do that here."
"Don't you fucking do it Randy."
"What?"
"Do not express disapproval over something I say about Cody like what I'm saying isn't true."
"Like I said," Cody sat there looking back and forth with a smug look on his face
"No not like you said. I'm grown and I'll say what I want."
"Like I said," Randy emphasized. "You don't need to do it here."
"Who are you right now? You're talking out of both sides of your mouth which just blows my mind."
"Excuse me?" Clearly seeing what was taking place, and who was at fault John and Randy's friends decided to intervene
"Wait a second gentlemen," Wade said
"Yea don't do this guys. You're losing focus on what, or who the real problem is here." John just picked up his beer bottle and drained it
"You need to go Cody." Randy said trying to nudge him out of his seat. "You're causing problems like you always do."
"Okay." Cody said calmly as he rose to his feet. Without warning he slapped Randy across the face knocking his glasses to the ground then stepped on them as he walked away
"Oh shit." Roman said
"That little shit broke my nice glasses."
"Nice glasses?"
"They were almost $300." Randy said as he watched John pick up the frames and the one lens that had popped out. "I cannot believe this shit. I'm pretty much blind right now."
"We're going to need a lot more beer after that."
"Seriously."
...
After Cody had walked away from the table John barely spoke a word or even looked at Randy for the rest of the night. As they were being driven home from the bar Randy attempted to hold John's hand only to get an icy reception from the man
"John."
"What?"
"You're not going to hold my hand?"
"I am holding your hand." Randy looked down
"Your hand is like a limp dick right now."
"Now I don't hold hands right? What do you want me to do?"
"Fuck it. Never mind." The younger man said knocking the hand away. John's driver stopped the car in Randy's driveway and waited for the men to get out. The older man walked with his boyfriend up to the door and inside the house
"You've got a good feel of the place right?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm only asking because I'm leaving and I wanted to make sure you could at least get to your room without the use of your glasses."
"You're leaving?"
"Yes."
"What the fuck is going on right now John?"
"I need to go."
"Get out then."