AN: Not a new chapter, but something I thought you all would enjoy.

Hi there everybody! Isn't today such a wonderful day? The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and there are no criminals running around causing me any trouble today!

Oh, sorry, I guess I forgot the most important thing. My name is Kyoko Kirisaki. I'm a second year student at Kujan High and I'm pretty much like any other girl you might meet on a day like today.

Well…except for one tiny and insignificant fact: I happen to be a magical girl! In other words, I am the flames of justice, Magical Girl Kyoko-chan! Solving all the world's problems by setting them ablaze!

But like I said, today no criminals are to be seen in sight so I don't have to worry about a thing. It's a good thing too, seeing as how I need to focus on my grades. I may be able to use fire, but my mother is still the most powerful foe that I've ever fought to this day.

"Kyoko-kun!"

As I was lost in thought, a masculine voice calls out to me, causing me to turn around to look for its source. Looking behind me I saw a tall boy around my age run up to me. He sported fawn hair that went down to his shoulder and blue eyes. His clothing was the male version of the uniform that I was wearing and he was carrying what looked to be a guitar case.

"Ikemen-sempai!" I couldn't help but squeal out. After all, he is most handsome guy in my entire school and the one guy who I want to find love with. "Looking good today too!"

He simply smiled at me as I said this. "I thought I almost that you would walk to school without me."

"Of course not sempai!" I shouted indignantly, "I will always walk to school with you! And…" I then closed my eyes before moving my shoulders back and forth in what could be seen as suggestive. "If you want to…we could always meet after school and-"

Unfortunately, my words were cut off by the sound of an exploding building nearby. Sighing a little to myself in aggravation, I look up at my handsome senior before saying, "Sorry Ikemen-sempai, but I need to go and deliver some justice." Understanding exactly what I said, the fawn haired boy gave me a thumb up and a dazzling smile. Smiling at the boy I turned and ran towards the explosion while opening the top of my book bag to reveal a small white cat. "Come on Shirone!" I shouted.

"Right Kyoko-chan," she said back.

And with that, my transformation began. Gone was my school uniform and on me at the moment was my magical girl uniform: a white shirt with ruffles down the middle, a short blue skirt, black boots, a red cape, and to top it off, a red pointy witch hat. Gone was everyday high school girl looking for love Kyokou Kirisaki. Now, in her place is Magical Girl Kyoko-chan, flame of justice!

Once my transformation was done, I ran towards the now blazing building, I noticed a group of men in the front of it. They were quite suspicious looking and if I had to guess I would come up with two guesses: they are the ones who are attacking the building and they are a part of the evil organization Uzarth! But why attack an everyday looking city building? Although, it really doesn't matter why, all that matters is that bring them to justice. "Halt," I shouted, grabbing their attention, "stop this crime at once evil doers or face the flames of justice!"

It was then that the leader of the group stepped forward. He was the tallest of the bunch and was mostly mechanical with robotic parts covering half his face and limbs. The man smiled cruelly as he looked at me. "Ah, Magical Girl Kyoko, what a surprise; and by surprise, I mean completely not a surprise."

I narrow my eyes as I look at the large man. "General Mechafist," I begin, "so it was you who was leading this attack. But why attack this innocent building?"

"Well you see Kyoko," the half robot man began as he lifted his arm up and showed off his newest weapon, which seemed to be a flamethrower, "about a week ago I was looking for a company to invest some money into to further support Uzarth's goal for world domination. That's when I came across this building. It's the HQ for a frozen yogurt shop chain. I approached them and gave them the chance to work for Earth's newest rulers."

"So what happened? They turn you down?"

"No, they wanted to change our image!" he yelled with anger evident in his voice. "They wanted us to be 'nicer' and less 'mean' and more 'politically correct'! So I took a group of my brigade and brought them here to serve justice by setting this building on fire."

I pause at that statement. Did he just say what I think he just said? "…What did you say?"

As if he realized his mistake, the general's eyes widened as he raised his hands out and began waving them in front of him as a means to placate the girl. "W-wait a minute, that's not what I meant! What I meant to say was-"

"How dare you steal my catch phrase!" I yell with anger in my voice now. "I never expected that you would sink to the level of copyright infringement Mechafist! You're the worst kind of criminal!"

"P-p-please stop! I didn't mean it!"

I raised my hands to my mouth and clapped them together before having them take the shape of a gun. I then placed my fingertips right near my mouth before I took a deep breath and let it all out, which included a large ball of fire that engulfed Mechafist and his minions. After my flames died away, the Uzarth members look nothing less than burned to a crisp.

"…*cough* All I wanted…was to have a sponsor that didn't change our image." With that final statement, Mechafist fell backwards and was out like a light.

Well, that takes care of that. After I arrived and began distracting Mechafist, the fire department arrived and began putting out the building. Meanwhile, the police just arrived and began piling the defeated gang into a large car before taking them away. Well, let this be a lesson: copyright is never OK, especially when it is my catchphrase. So once more, everything has been solved by fire~ See you next week!"

Next Time:

The Dragon's Dayout

"Wasn't that amazing Ise?" a certain pink haired alien asked the brown haired boy next to her. This was the first episode of Magical Girl Kyoko and it was nothing less than amazing.

The pervert could only stare at the credits of the show he had seen even before Lala began taking residence in his home. '…So is Kyoko-chan a confirmed pyromaniac?' It would be a question that would never be answered.