STUFF 'N THINGS
PG13
The Dares
disclaimer: oh. sorry. my cat's in the way so i can't do a decent one. i no own naruto.
Hidan: Kakuzu, I won't do it.
Kakuzu: So you want to sleep on the couch then?
Hidan: No…
Kakuzu: It's either this or the couch tonight.
Hidan: But this is embarrassing!
Kakuzu: My last dare was embarrassing!
Hidan: But yours was funny!
Kakuzu: GO!!!
Hidan: grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble…
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Hidan: Happy? -wearing kitty suit-
Kakuzu: Very.
LAM: -suddenly pops out of nowhere- DUN DA DA DA! IT'S CATWOMAN!!
Hidan: Must you do that every time I wear this damn thing?!
LAM: Yes. -poofs away-
Kakuzu: Alright. You got this one. Let's see…I dare DMP to kiss…Pein.
DMP: Can't it just be a hug?
Kakuzu: Nope. It's gotta be a kiss on the lips.
DMP: Ugh! -kisses him- I'M CONTAMINATED!
Konan: WHORE!!
DMP: SHIT-FUCK!!
Konan: -starts chasing her-
Kakuzu: I didn't expect that…
Hidan: Yes…Konan is very possessive. Now, can I take this thing off?
Kakuzu: Sure.
Hidan: THANK GOD!
(A/N: This one was so I can post my Xmas one next weekend. So you don't get confused.)
Warning
At this point, I'd like to tell you something. I told you that this was going to be messed up and random. If you want to read more of this odd collection of randomness, then please, scroll down or turn the page. (I still don't believe that this made it to a book…) And enjoy. But if you're getting freaked out and feel like you're loosing brain cells, then I advise you to close this page or shut the book because this isn't going to get any better.
Enjoy.
Another Year of Kindergarten
Tobi: -jumping on his bed- UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN!
DMP: You know your directions.
Tobi: Yep. Tobi's been practicing!
DMP: Which one's left and which one's right?
Tobi: -points left- Right. -points right- Left. See how awesome Tobi is?!
DMP: Did you make it past kindergarten?
Tobi: No. It's going to be Tobi's sixteenth year there. Why?
DMP: o_O No…No reason… (omg)
Tobi: UP AND DOWN, LEFT AND RIGHT! DOWN AND UP, RIGHT AND LEFT! YAY!