Authors Notes: Alright! So I felt really guilty for not updating so here you guys go. Inspired by the song "The Guy That Says Goodbye To You Is Out Of His Mind" by Griffin House. Its well genius! Enjoy!
Also: Brie knows who the real Jake is :D and he would never ever date Vince or Noel [He likes Russell Brand better]
Disclaimer:Nahh I don't own it.

Howard was finally back from Jazzercise and was sweaty but Jazzy Fresh nonetheless.
"Vince?" Howard called. He was greeted with a small sniffle.
Vince was curled up on the couch cocooned in his silvery duvet.
"Vince love, whats wrong?" Vince looked up at Howard, he had eyeliner running down his face, his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, and yet Howard still thought he looked beautiful.
"He...He chucked me." Vince sniffled.
"What?"
"Jake, that guy from the club..."
"The one with the blue eyes and the brown hair?"
Vince sniffled. "Yeah, how did you remember?"
Howard walked into the living room. He was finally
"I just guessed..." Howard lied quickly.
Vince wiped his pointy nose on his duvet and Howard wrapped his arms around him.
"Its okay little man. I think he was a little too manly for you anyways."
Vince giggled. "Yeah he was probley in the club with a girl he fancied."
"You are the confuser Vince." Howard suggested.
"Is it a man, is it a woman? Oh I'm not sure if I mind!" They finished the line together and laughed.
Vince wiped his nose again and sighed. "I just wish he wouldn't of chucked me without were just in the park and he just-just-"
Vince was overcome with sobs. Howard held him closer.
"Hey H'ward?"
"Yes Vince?"
"Will you sing me to sleep?"
"Oh Vince I'd love to but most jazz doesn't have words and you wouldn't like the other music I listen to."
"H'ward I don't care. I just want someone to sing to me. Someone other than Bowie Numan or Jagger."
"Vince you know I can't sing well."
"H'ward you sing great. I dunno why you always doubt yourself." Vince sighed as he wiped his nose again.
"Fine." Howard groaned.
Vince smiled victoriously and snuggled,duvet and all, closer to the jazz maverick.
Howard cleared his throat and started singing. His voice was shaky and Vince noticed,he wasn't about to say something and upset Howard.
"You don't need to change a thing about you babe
I'm telling you From where I sit, you're one of a kind

Relationships, I don't know why, they never work you and they make you cry
But the guy that says goodbye to you is out of his mind

Well I been down and I need your help I've been feeling sorry for myself
Don't hesitate to boost my confidence

I been lost and I need direction, I could use a little love-protection
What do you say, honey, come to my defense?

I'll stand up for you if it's what you need
and I can take a punch, I don't mind to bleed As long as afterwards you feel bad for me

And you give me all of your attention I got deep desire and it needs quenchin' I think that's pretty plain for you to see
Hell, enough about me and more about you cause that'd be the gentlemanly thing to do

I hope you like your men sweet and polite
I thought I was done with telling you but I ain't nearly halfway through I got a few more things I'd like to say to you tonight

You don't need to change a thing about you babe I'm telling you From where I sit you're one of a kind
Relationships, I don't know why, they never work out and they make you cry

But the guy that says goodbye to you is out of his mind
You always did kind of drive me crazy and pissed me off 'cause I let it faze me

But I never wanted my time with you to end
Now I'm back in town for a day or two and mostly

I came back just to see you
I'm leaving now but I don't want to go

You don't need to change a thing about you babe
I'm telling you from where I sit you're one of a kind."

Howard had stopped singing and Vince was crying again.
"Vince? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to upset you!"
"Oh hush you bumbaclott! You didn't upset me! I just can't believe you said what I couldn't."
"What?"
"H'ward I've always loved you but I never could say because I never really knew what love was.I'm not used to love I'm just used to one night stands and quick shags and I wanted you and me to be something more if we ever became anything."
"Oh Vince. I love you too. I always have and I always will."
Vince grinned and kissed Howard. Smooth, sweet, and passionate.
Vince grinned cheekily and lifted the duvet over the both of them like a tent.
All that was heard afterwards were giggles and moans.

A/N: I hoped you liked it. I wrote while I was watching Top Gear so it was hard not to make it funny and keep it sweet. hehehe Reviews pleeease :]