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A/N – Set in a universe where the Marvel and DC worlds exist as one.

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Trouble in paradise

Themyscira

Hercules hands were shaking and his vision was blurring as he looked down at his bed with the black haired woman in his bed. His senses come back to him as he looks around and realises that this is not his bed nor his room then as the woman lifts her head it is not his wife but Lady Sif and as soon as their eyes meet she yells "Despoiler".

Hercules stood up and said "Lady Sif. What is this, I have no idea what's happening". Sif leaped out of the bed and threw a vase at him and again yelled "You got me drunk and you took advantage of me. Just the same as you did to queen Hippolyta millennia ago". "That was not me! It was an impostor" Hercules responded. Sif came at him swinging into his stomach but Hercules managed to eventually restrain her and said "Lady Sif I beg you, what is the meaning of this" but before he could finish Sif headbutted him then caught him by the arm and threw him to the side.

Hercules made his way out breathing heavily confused at what was happening but Sif made her way out and screamed "There sisters behold. Hercules the defiler! He lied to us about the other impostor Hercules but it was a lie, he is the one who had attacked us before". Hercules looked around to the surrounding Amazons, each with a look of hatred in their eyes. Hercules knew from his first day on the island that the Amazons would always have anger towards him but he never expected anything on this scale after five years on the island. The nearby Amazons came at him without hesitation, the first two charged as one grabbed him by the arm while the second one tried to bring him down at the legs.

Hercules was reluctant to fight but as he was the one under attack he threw off the Amazon on his arm then grabbed the second attacker and tossed her aside and screamed "I am the son of Zeus and the prince of power. I am one of you, I have defended the island and I have been loyal to the cause. You cannot compete against my strength". A distant voice replied "We don't need strength barbarian; we are far smarter than you". Hercules turned to face the voice just as an arrow flew into his shoulder. Hercules pulled it out grunting then another arrow went into his leg. Hercules did not feel it either with his amazing strength but nonetheless took cover from the attacking archers. As they hailed arrows down onto him from the hills Hercules found a large stone nearby and curled his arm around it and tossed it discuss style at the hill where the Amazon archers stood and sent them scattering.

As he turned around an Amazon charged into him with a spear stabbing at him but Hercules avoided the strike then dodged out of the way. The Amazon charged at him but Hercules caught the shaft under his arm and using the spear threw the Amazon over himself then stole her spear away. Three more Amazons came at him armed with swords and surrounded him from all sides and Hercules stared at them and before they could attack he thrust the spear into the ground and yelled "I have dropped my weapon. Please let us stop this unnecessary violence". The amazons exchanged glances but still went forth at the unarmed Hercules. As the first Amazon approached with sword raised he punched her in the shield with the impact of his mighty fist sending her flying back. The second Amazon slashed across twice with Hercules dodging then as she was ready to go drop the blade Hercules tackled her to the ground knocking her out, but as he stood the final swordswoman came from behind descending her blade.

As she brought her sword onto Hercules back it snapped off leaving a minor scratch on his back as Hercules got up and went towards her but the now unarmed Amazon made off. Hercules looked around and again said "My sisters please stop this. Do you not see I have not thrown a single strike I have only defended myself". While the amazons stood still a woman walked through. She had dark skin and short dark hair and was smaller than the other amazons and said "Don't you dare call us your sisters. You defiled one of us and you will suffer for it".

Hercules looked at her and exclaimed "Mari! Oh please do not make me fight you" but his words fell on deaf ears as she replied "Here's something I borrowed of my friend Tigra" and touched her fingers to a tiger amulet and within moments her body was transformed into that of a combination of a human and tigress. Vixen circled Hercules while he stood guard then she came down on all fours and rushed at him and leaped forward with her claws aimed for his heart but Hercules rolled out of the way. Without recovery Vixen leaped at him again and with no time to move out of the way Hercules managed to catch Vixen in mid air and threw her over his back using Pankration techniques.

Vixen fell into the ground and rolled forward landing on her feet then she turned around to face Hercules when suddenly a chain flew in from behind catching Hercules by the throat. This only served as an annoyance as Hercules turned to his attacker and snapped off the chain then as he broke it off he felt a stabbing pain as Vixen raked her claws down his back. Hercules swung his arm around but Vixen dodged his fist and somersaulted backwards and held up her fingers and said "You will come to learn Hercules that my claws are much stronger and sharper than any sword".

Hercules grew angry and replied "Is that so. Well then come and show me". Vixen charged at Hercules and before he could respond she swiped her claws down the side of his body. Hercules looked down and saw she did not break his skin but he could still feel the pain and turned around to grab her but Vixen evaded him and made it through scratching him on the leg. While Hercules looked down at his leg Vixen jumped onto his back wrapping her arms around his body and digging her claws into his chest but still could not break through his skin. Hercules said to her "Mari we can do this till sundown you will never win". Vixen grew angry and said "Oh I still have a trick up my sleeve you sick rapist" and moved one arm up with her claws now against his face. Hercules grabbed her by the arm and threw her over his shoulder face first into the ground then still holding onto her arm dropped down twisting Vixen into an arm lock. She grew enraged trying to swipe at him but he held her down firmly threatening to break her arm until she yielded.

Hercules released Vixen leaving her to tend to her damaged shoulder and he watched as she reverted back to human from her Tigra form. Just as he turned around a javelin flew at him breaking on his back. Hercules followed its path to a rooftop where two Amazons where perched, one armed with a javelin while the other with a slingshot. As the second Amazon shot out a rock from her slingshot Hercules punched it out in the air shattering the rock then as the Javelin came at him he swatted it out of the way and charged into the building crushing one of the pillars. As the pillar shattered the roof gave way and both amazons collapsed then as the first one fell down screaming in fear Hercules caught her and put her down then looked up as the second Amazon was hanging by one arm. With all eyes on Hercules he screamed "Do not be afraid I will catch you" but the Amazon refused to fall into his arms. As the roof again began to shift Hercules ran into the pillar and held it together allowing the Amazon to climb down then he let go putting the pillar on balance to support the building. Both amazons looked at Hercules in shock and he screamed "My sisters are you blind? I just saved two of your warriors after they attacked me. Do you still think me evil"? He extended his hand to the two amazons but they leapt to their feet and ran as though in fear.

"ENOUGH" a powerful voice yelled out. Everyone turned around and saw the mighty Wonder Woman before them.

Guess the honeymoon's over. Stay tuned for more