A/N: -finally breathes- Oh god...I've been stuck on this for...EVER. T-T You can't believe how hard I was searching for inspiration. And thank kami of you...reveiwers...THANK YOU!!! -chucks cookies at all- Because I have thought back to my reveiws and of things...I was inspired.
-bows- I thank you, I thank you, I thank you. Because thirteen is ALWAYS the unlucky number. ;-;
And now...You'll figure out what happened to Mori and Honey, and kind of proud of this chapter. xD;;; Ah wells. Read, Enjoy, and Reveiw! Do the RER!
Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran Highschool Host Club.
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The storm had finally let up, because it had dragged on for far too long. Kaoru had grabbed back his shirt and slipped it on, leaving Haruhi to warm herself up with his blazer. He and Haruhi had been sharing nothing but silence, and there was a drizzle going on outside.
"I guess we can go home now…" Kaoru finally said. Haruhi nodded quietly and they both stood up; their feet were so numb they could not even bare to walk. But they managed. Kaoru picked up their bags, opened the door to find that it was the sun was beginning to set.
"Otousan's going to hyperventilate…" Haruhi muttered dazedly, as they carefully made their way out of the shack. "What time is it?"
"I dunno."
She turned towards the direction of her house and began to walk, "I should go home."
"I'll see you off," Kaoru offered, as he fell in step with Haruhi. The brunette only hesitated in a step before smiling at him. She agreed.
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When they arrived at the Fujioka Residence, Ranka was so happy to find the two of them standing side by side! He invited Kaoru inside to enjoy tea and cake, while Ranka planned out the two lovers' future and when they will marry!
…
You know what?
Screw that. 'Cus life doesn't go that way.
Ding-dong
"Coming…coming," a grumpy voice said. The doorknob twisted and the red-headed man stared at the two of them, while they stared back.
…
Suddenly...Haruhi broke the silence. "Otou-"
"YOU!" he yelled, rudely interrupting her. The broomstick in his hands was quickly pointed at Kaoru. The victim's golden eyes widened at the stick. "What have you done with her?! AND MAKE IT SNAPPY BEFORE I REPORT YOU AS A MOLESTER!!!"
"Otousan," she said with a sigh, pushing away the tip from Kaoru's nose. "He did nothing, I swear. Don't worry about it."
"Yeeah," Kaoru muttered, instinctively taking a small step back. When he was a bit behind Haruhi, he whispered. "Is Ranka-san going to murder me?"
"…Possibly."
"HITACHIIN!"
"Eh?"
His glare didn't lessen up, but at least he didn't reach for that chainsaw that was sitting in his broom closet. Ranka frowned deeply at Kaoru as his glance now shifted towards Haruhi. "Haruhi, baby, you must have been scared during the storm!"
Haruhi sighed as her father hugged her tightly. She almost gagged, but didn't. "It's fine. Kaoru was there with me."
The younger twin froze when Ranka threw a glare at him. And then-
"Haruhi, you have two jackets!"
"Yeah, this one is Kaoru's."
Ranka immediately disappeared inside and returned outside with a…MY GOD...A CHAINSAW!!! It was sleek red and shiny, and the small sharp edges stuck out from the gigantic blade. There was a string attached to it, it looked like if he pulled it, he could saw off Kaoru's head.
Haruhi stared.
Kaoru stared.
Ranka cackled, an evil glint to his eyes. "Now, Hitachiin. I'll give you three seconds to scram."
"Wait…what?" Kaoru asked, as Ranka's hand traveled to the line thing. Haruhi only stared with bug-wide eyes.
"One…"
"W-Wait a minutes, Ranka-san," he said nervously, stepping back with his hands up in defense. He hid behind Haruhi who had this nervous smile on. Obviously…Haruhi was kind of scared of the chainsaw…if not her dad. "Maybe we can talk about this-!"
"Two."
"Otousan, please don't mutilate my friend, he's tel-"
ZROOM-ZROOOOOM
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, HITACHIIN!!!"
"OTOUSAN!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! PLEASE DON'T SAW OFF MY ARM!!! I NEED IT!!!" he cried, but it wasn't heard…because of the deafening roar of the chainsaw. He desperately ran away from Ranka who was running around flailing the weaponry in the air. Haruhi on the other hand was crying for her father to stop the nonsense.
But…
Ranka was serious.
Very serious.
Very...very...serious.
"OH GOD, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!" Kaoru screamed, as the overprotective father laughed heartily. Ranka's eyes glinted deviously.
No. I don't kid. Anyways, continuing with this story…
The younger twin nearly tripped when he was running down the stairs of the complex. The red-headed okama waved the whirring musical machine around the air, hoping that he could AT LEAST cut off Kaoru's head. Haruhi found it hard to keep up with the two, and settled to watch from the balcony.
And who would ENJOY watching Kaoru get chased by a chainsaw?!
…
Okay, so we all love this insane idea of it. I'm guilty…but whatevers…to Haruhi…it wasn't fun.
Haruhi slapped her face with her hands, as Kaoru scrambled up the stairs.
Suddenly her mind wandered to how much yen would be added to her debt if Kyouya found out that Kaoru was mutilated and had one of his limbs sewed back in place. The brunette groaned. She'd be working until she was eighty years old...
"How troublesome…" Kaoru heard her sigh.
'Does she even care about me?!'
:D
"Hitachiin, get back here!!!"
The blade sliced through his sleeve. It was so…PAINFULLY close, and Kaoru nearly jumped up the steps back to the floor where Haruhi's door was located.
You see, Kaoru ran down the steps with a madman chasing him, he ran across the ground to the other set of stairs with a madman chasing him, and ran up the stairs back to where Haruhi was worrying about her debt…
With a madman chasing him.
'Kami-sama, Kami-sama, Kami-sama!!! SAVE ME!!!'
Ehehehe. No. B3
Heaven wonders how the neighbors could sleep with all the noise outside. Wow. Thinking about all this makes you wonder whether the Fujiokas would be kicked out of their home…by their landlord lady.
Hmm.
Not the time to discuss this. Though…
"Quick, Kaoru, here!" Haruhi said, but there was no need to yell, because he couldn't hear. She immediately pulled him into the apartment by one of his sleeves and closed the door once he was inside.
SLAM
…
"Did I just hear something slam into the door?" Kaoru asked. Haruhi shot him a sharp look. She pointed towards the window, Kaoru looked at it. It had yellow curtains flapping slightly because of the open breeze. Besides the blueberry stain on it, it wasn't special. Kaoru didn't see the significance of the window.
"Get out of here, you'll be mauled!"
"Eh?"
"Haruhi! Why are you locking me out?! Is something wrong?!"
"What is it, Otousan?!" Haruhi lied. "I can't hear you!" She gave Kaoru a glance that seemed to be something like: "Like. I. Said. Get. Out. Of. Here."
The younger twin nodded in realization and scrambled to the window. In rashness, Kaoru shoved the yellow curtains aside and then opened the window to its full extent. He peered down and was amazed to see it black.
"How do I jump?"
It was an obvious question. But you really have to wonder how he'll jump out of there…
Her stare turned un-Haruhi-like, it turned hard…and icy…and…and…
"Make. It. Happen."
He swallowed thickly, as she turned back to the door. "Otousan, just wait for a second, and I'll open the door!" She arched an eyebrow at him.
"Okay! I'll see you tomorrow!" Kaoru said stiffly, as he readied to jump out the opening. But instead of leaping out…he was rigid and was planted firmly on the window pane. Dilemma! Kaoru wondered if he would see tomorrow's light…
"Well?"
"I-…I can't just catapult out of here! I'm gonna break my neck, if Ranka-san doesn't get to me first!"
"Kaoru…please. Before Otousan kills you. I think he was serious…I saw him stocking up grenades the other day."
"Can you PLEASE not mention anything like that? Listening to the chainsaw coming after me is enough!"
"Just jump out!"
Kaoru glanced at the ground, pressed his palms together, shut his eyes tightly…and…
Prayed.
"Kami-sama, please, please, please…allow me to live! If I break my neck while jumping from this insane height...well…JUST SAVE ME."
AMEN TO THAT.
Once Ranka burst inside with the chainsaw whirring dangerously, Kaoru jumped out. (And hopefully survived.) Haruhi could hear the faintest crash over the boisterous machinery. Ranka immediately started looking for the Hitachiin.
I wonder if I'll get that hundred million yen added to my debt…Haruhi wondered.
And…
Kaoru who was on the ground, slowly stood up and shook himself free from the bushes that he had…OH SO CONVENIENTLY landed on.
He released a sigh and got onto his feet. Kaoru stared at the bushes that were placed underneath the window. And Kaoru just had to wonder: "How the heck did a bush magically grow in the middle of the concrete slabs?"
He glanced at the sky which started to become a strange color of purple.
OMIGOD, APOCALYPSE!!!
…
Nah. It's just purple. Oh jeez…colorist!
---Hitachiin Household
"Eh, sorry for being late, Hikaru. Had to take Haruhi-…" He stared at the empty room in front of him. Kaoru walked inside and dumped his bag on a nearby chair. He was expecting his brother to be lying on the bed doing work, but this time…he found no one. "Hey…Hikaru?"
No answer.
The younger twin wandered into the bathroom and peeked inside. "Hikaru? Are you in here?"
No answer.
The usual lax smile on his face fell slightly, as he hurried outside of their bathroom. Kaoru ran into the closet and desperately looked around. "Hikaru? Hikaru?! Stop playing and come out!"
He looked everywhere, in all the nooks and crannies. Hikaru could be playing a trick on him, maybe to get him worried sick-…but, Kaoru knew Hikaru. He isn't the type to play an awful trick on his brother. Hardly…
Kaoru burst out their room and he shouted at the maids with a worried face on, "Where's Hikaru?"
One of the passing maids looked up at Kaoru and said. "Kaoru-sama, he hasn't come back…yet."
…
Poison to his ears.
"Didn't you at least see Hikaru?!" Kaoru said a bit more fearfully. Several maids and butlers got curious as he stomped inside of his room. The maid abandoned her current chore, which was changing the curtains, and briskly followed him inside.
"W-Well…he hasn't come home during the storm. We thought Hikaru-sama was with you!"
Kaoru paced around the room quickly; if he continued walking like that he'd made a trail of fire!!! Kaoru sighed deeply, keeping his frustrations down. "Hikaru…I thought he walked home. Last time I saw him was when he was going to get some kind of book!"
"Er…Kaoru-sama?"
"He's missing! Someone call the police!" he commanded, grabbing a nearby phone. Kaoru put it to his ear just to find out that…
-…-
"The line's dead!"
"Etto, no…it isn't dead," a maid said matter-of-factly. She bent over to check the line and she gasped. "Someone cut it!"
Another maid, who was standing nearby, instantly objected. Her eyes led to the telephone line that was lying on the floor helplessly. "N-No, that's not it! You just plugged it out-" She flinched as Kaoru grabbed the phone and threw it on the ground. "KAORU-SAMA!!!"
"Hikaru…something happened to him!" The agitated twin ran towards the closet and started to kick and point at it. "You! –WHAM- Explain! –WHAM- This! –WHAM- NOW! –WHAM-"
"Please, please, please don't kick the closet!"
"It's all her damn doing!"
(…-.-;)
The door opened revealing a rather young looking woman. Except the knitted eyebrows gave her much more wrinkles…so it wouldn't be…young…looking. Anyways, Yuzuha had been notified by a passing maid that the younger twin was throwing a fit. And she knew that Kaoru normally doesn't throw tantrums.
"What's the matter?!" her voice boomed, as she stomped inside. Kaoru ceased to kick the closet, and he exclaimed.
"Hikaru's gone, Okaasan!"
"GONE?!"
---Next Morning…
Missing: Hitachiin Hikaru; If you have seen this male please contact the Hitachiins…at…
Missing: Ohtori Kyouya…
"Has been missing…since yesterday…" Tamaki read. His eyes were glued on the poster taped on the wall of one of the halls. His deep blue eyes swamped with confusion. He asked himself, "Missing? He's gone?"
The news of the two missing members was the latest talk in Ouran. People walked past Tamaki, muttering about how Kyouya or Hikaru had been missing, when they had disappeared, and talked about how this was...ahem...strange.
And the yaoi fangirls were going on about the possibilities of Hikaru and Kyouya 'making love' and 'eloping' to avoid shame.
Guys, sensible girls, Kyouya fans, and twincest fans were against it.
Renge and the other yaoi loving fangirls were for it.
"ALL FOR YAOI!"
"EW, THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!"
"IT'S POSSIBLE! KYOUYA-KUN AND HIKARU-KUN PROBABLY FELT SOMETHING FOR EACH OTHER!!!"
"HIKARU-KUN WILL NEVER ABADON KAORU-KUN!!! THE POOR BOY'S IN DISTRESS!!!"
"HA! SO WHAT?! INCEST IS WRONG!"
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED YAOI!"
"WE DO, AND ONES BETWEEN TWINS ARE NAAASTY! YOU DUMB SHITS!!!"
…
"Oh no you didn't just call us dumb shits."
"Wanna bet on that?"
RAWR!
While all that was happening…whether or not Kyouya and Hikaru were doing 'things' behind everyone's backs...Tamaki just stood there with a blank face on, staring at the posters of Hikaru and Kyouya.
"That…idiot," Tamaki found himself say. He refrained himself from clenching his fists, and he shoved them into his pockets. The blonde continued to class, ignoring the war between the two parties.
He'd like to stay in the…'Not-caring' party. Yes…that's it. The blessed 'Not-caring' party.
Sadly…
Nothing like that was made.
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"Kaoru…maybe Hikaru…didn't come home for another reason," Haruhi comforted, patting the somber twin on his back. Kaoru made a mental note that Haruhi was making him feel worse than he already does. "There's no reason to worry so much about him..."
"No…it wasn't…that," Kaoru muttered. He scratched his head with his hands, and mumbled. "He would never stay out…for that long."
"I heard Kyouya-sempai went missing too," she said randomly. This caused Kaoru to collapse onto the table, his head was rolling around the area. Maybe he was attempting to kill his braincells...? Possible...
"Haruhi…that doesn't help me in anyway. But yes, Kyouya-sempai's disappearance does add to this…somehow. It's linked."
"Huh?"
"Everything's linked…in a way."
"Is that so?"
'Oh god, this whole thing isn't even supposed to be in a plot!!!' he screamed in his head, while smashing the desk with his head over and over again. Kaoru's head stayed glued onto the desk after he had hit his head around five-six times. 'But then…what could this mean?!'
…
'But then Hikaru's still missing…' Kaoru sighed.
---And now…we've all been waiting for…HONEY AND MORI!!! YAYZERS!!!
"Ara…Takashi…Kyou-chan and Hika-chan…they're missing," the small blonde said blankly while staring up at the posters. Obviously, they had caught wind of the news- "Do you think they're engaged in a sexual relationship and eloped to escape punishment, Takashi?"
…And unfortunately…they had also caught wind of the rumor…(originated by our dear yaoi-loving girl- Renge.) Mori stood next to the small senior and had his hands in his pockets. He also couldn't believe that the two members of the Host Club went missing on the same day.
Also…Mori was kind of miffed that such rumors had tainted Honey's brain and innocent mind. Oh dear…
"Mitsukuni…Kyouya and Hikaru…do not share a relationship with each other. They are just missing."
"Ahhh! I get it! You know something about it, right?!"
The senior picked Honey up and put him on his shoulder, walking away at the same time. The sooner Honey is gone from the crowd that seemed to be raging on about yaoi and whatnot…the less tainted Honey's mind would become.
He replied simply, "I know nothing of it."
A light tint of pink came onto Honey's cheeks and he exclaimed in glee. "Could it be that Kyou-chan and Hika-chan are…are…going to get married?! Can I be Hika-chan and Kyou-chan's BEST man?! Oh-oh…I wanna be the flower boy!"
"No, Mitsukuni."
"And then there will be this BIG BIG cake!!!" Honey stretched his arms wide to explain his words. "And then-…Hika-chan and Kyou-chan are gonna cut the cake, and give me a piece…because I'm their FLOWER BOY!!! And…THEIR BEST MAN!"
Mori inwardly sighed.
Keep dreaming, Honey…
A slight tapping interrupted Mori, and he glanced up to meet Honey's brown orbs. "Ne, Takashi! What about after they get married?"
"…"
"Do you think they'll have children?! What do you think they'll name the babies? Huh?! Huh?!" Honey asked, his arms waving around in excitement. "And how many babies are they gonna make? And who's gonna be the Mommy? I think Hika-chan can be the mommy, because he's younger than Kyou-chan! Do you think that they'll take the babies to the Host Club?!"
"Mitsukuni…Get those images out of your head, now."
Honey looked down at Mori with a questioning stare. "Huh…why?"
"I absolutely forbade you to hang around Renge ever…"
"Why, Takashi?! Why?!" the senior whined, a pout on his face. Mori was positive that it was RENGE who fed Mitsukuni all this…ahem…unneeded information. The senior stopped in his tracks and stared at the marble floors; he looked like he was expecting Renge to revolve out of the floor any second.
"Because…she's a bad girl."
"Eh?"
"HOHOHOHOHOHO-!"
Honey's lips twisted into a smile and he glanced around. "Takashi, was that Renge-chan?! I thought I heard her! I wanna ask her about Hika-chan and Kyou-chan! She came from that way!" The senior pointed left, but Mori…he ran to the right. "Hah? Takashi, no-no- It's THAT way!"
"Renge…is a bad girl."
"She's nice!"
"…I won't let you eat cake anymore if you continue to talk to her," Mori threatened. Hey…this was for his cousin's own good. He had to protect his cousin's innocent mind from everything evil out there.
And it seemed like the two conflicting parties were almost everywhere, tainting the poor little senior's mind wherever he went. How sad. That was why, Mori concluded, that he had to remove the subject (Honey) from contact with the influence (Renge).
It was ingenious!!!
…
If Renge did not just twirl into the open in front of them…
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A/N: Lolz! I hope this is worth the wait. WORTH THE WAIIIIT!!! ;-; Okay...read and reveiw please:D I love the chainsaw...and Honey and Mori. Came up with the rumor...lol. I have a great idea for the next chapter.
Oh gosh, I just remebered...school tomorrow. Ah wells, I hope I can get the next chapter as soon as possible.
REVEIW PLEASE!!!