Shiro?
Yeah, Kingy….
You know how you can do cero…?
Yeah…
Yes, um… would you teach me…?
T.T why should ah?
Cause I'm king and-
Nah. Not gonna teach ya, Kingy.
Why not!?
Just cause.
Ichigo, He's not going to show you that.
Why, Old Man?
Well…
What? Well what?
He kind of-
DON'T TELL HIM STUPID SWORD!
Fine, then. If you don't want Zangetsu to tell me, you then.
Um… do I have to?
Yes.
It's kinda like… well…
Spit it out Shiro!
IKindacantdoit!
You… can't do cero?
No. that's why… I get the whole lot.
Whole lot?
High speed regeneration, super strong attacks, inhuman speed an' ….
And what?
Well… it's kinda… um…
If you don't tell him, I will.
Fine then, ya stupid ol' man…
Well…?
I kinda have this instead… *stabs his sword in the air*
Do you know what he just did, Ichigo?
No…
Come in here then. Now.
Okay, wait- what?!
It's not funny. Seriously!
There is a sea of talking balloons. That's funny.
… It's not.
Why? What could be funnier than this?
Go on, touch one.
*nyan cat song fills the air*
That's just… evil.
I'm a hollow. *deadpans*
Still, it's a very deceitful tactic.
I guess…
Have some chocolate, your forest is back again.
*three hours later*
ah love this!
*Ichigo and zangetsu walk closer to the forest*
Oh god. It's back again.
Here, have some earmuffs.
Thank you.