Hi! Two chapters in one day! Short chapters, yes, but still chapters!

Just to let everyone know, I'm going to be going over the other chapters and rewriting them so they're easier to read. So if you want to look at them in their new, improved state, I'll put a note on my profile telling you that they've been fixed.

(In the house with Yusuke and Kuwabara-we shouldn't have left them alone in the house...)

Yusuke sat on the couch next to Kuwabara contemplating what was going to happen and how the hell they were getting out of this freakish world. (Inwe: Yay I did a big word! Alien: Kurama told you the word didn't he? Inwe: …maybe.)

"Do you think that Koenma is getting his revenge on me for insulting his size and the fact that he looks like a child and still sucks a binki?" Yusuke asked Kuwabara lazily.

"Dude, if he is...then why would he punish me too?" Kuwabara asked.

"Maybe because he thinks that your to ugly to be in his almighty presence". Yusuke mocked. Of course that started off a chain reaction of insults and the usual sounds of someone getting the crap beaten out of them. coughKuwabaracough

"Hold up ugly...do you hear that?"

"No--whap damn you Urameshi...o.O AAAHHH!" screamed Kuwabara.

"Urameshi. That. Is. So. Disgusting. Why are you licking-and jumping on my leg?" X.x

"Kuwabara, my face is right next to you, so...HOW IN KAMI'S NAME CAN I BE LICKING YOU?" Yusuke yelled spitting all over Kuwabara in the process.

It was at that moment that Inwe decided to walk back inside. "What are you--ALIEN IT IS IN THE HOUSE!" Inwe yelled to Alien, who was outside with the two demons getting gardening advice from Kurama.

"Oh no...umm...can you put IT in her cage please," replied Alien in exasperation.

"Umm…may I ask what you are talking about...and who is...it?" Kurama asked as politely as he could, considering that he did not understand what was going on. But then again, whenever he was around these two...nothing was made sense. (Alien: That is true... Inwe: That's why I wrote it!)

"Well…"

"Alien...your dog thinks that I'm playing around and won't go in her cage...HELP ME!" Inwe called frantically.

"Okay, okay, be there in a second...umm...can you two stay out here and catch my dog if she runs outside please?" She asked the demonic duo in front of her. (Alien: That is the corniest thing you have ever written. Inwe: off in lala land)

"Sure.." came the simple reply, and, amazingly enough, Hiei was the one who spoke.

"Okay, thanks." Alien said while running inside to attempt to help Inwe…There were loud shouts and noises almost immediately.

Ring, Ring-bandcrashcaboom.

"Inwe can you get the phone?" Alien shouted as she chased her evil dog

"Okay..." came the tired and exsaperated reply.

It was not easy chasing an evil twisted dog around the house...and up the stairs...then down the stairs...then up them again...then down them again, and so on. Yusuke and Kuwabara had volunteered to help catch the dog. Inwe wanted them to help, but seeing as they had powers and probably wanted to hurt the dog for embarrassing them, (and annoying them) Alien down right, absolutely refused their help.

"Hello...hey Yukinagem.… Sorry can't come over.… What... Oh no, that's not Yusuke's voice...no that is the...umm...T.V.! Alien just got surround sound...the really good kind... Okay...I'll tell her…bye.

Alien walked into the room with heavy foots steps, and short gasping breaths.

"Who were they and what did they want?" she asked impatiently.

"You know you just sounded like Hiei there for a second..." came the usual reply from Inwe (Alien: usual meaning stupid... sees Inwe listening to her i-pod hey...listen to me when I insult you damnit! Inwe: totally clueless to the world)

After Inwe said that...the world went black for her as she knew it.

TBCeventually

A/N: sorry about updating not so often...we had a really bad case of writers block...anyways...am I the only one that noticed that I always get k.o.ed once in at least every chapter? Oh well...REVIEW PLEASE...they make us happy after the hell of doing auditions for a play...ballet shudders...no offense to the people who do that...we just...well...hate it...please don't leave...well you can leave...but review first!

Laters,

Inwe and Alien