Super-Mega-Ultimate-Rebel-Scum-Destroyer
I don't own Star Wars, any of the characters, or the song 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious', upon which this parody is based... They belong to George Lucas and Disney respectively.
A salute to all of the Empire's absurd doomsday devices... :p
When trying to destroy rebel troops, it's frankly quite bizarre,
To sift through every little crowd and hope that you hit par.
A little scientific team can bring new toys to call
And you can use your brand new toy and just go kill them all!
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Sounds like a new cleaning product mom bought that annoys her!
If you hit a random point you'll manage to destroy her…
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When Death Star One was built at first, it blew up Alderaan.
And than it caught and lost the Falcon, Leia, Luke and Han.
They tracked the errant freighter to the rebel base at Yavin,
And with one proton torpedo, so ended Grand Moff Tarkin;
Oh!
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Should I have your ship on hand in case there is a danger?
Don't you be an imbecile, there will not be a failure!
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Next up you see is Death Star Two with fatal flaws all fixed.
We've got a brand new shield device that's entered in the mix.
So now let's draw the Rebel fleet into our clever trap,
Who gives a hoot if they will shoot our project all to scrap?
Oh!
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Shall I tell Tyderium to heave to and pull over?
Let the Rebel scum pass on, I'll deal with them later
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So all your toys are broken now and scattered to the stars
And your once-glorious Empire is littered with the scars
But even after your own death has rung its final knell
Your loony little servants want to blast Rebels to hell!
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If at first you don't succeed just go and build another
And if the Rebels blow it up go crying home to mother!
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I wrote this in the wee hours of the morning and it shows through in the absurdity I think... :p
Jasper