The Elevator Prank(s)
To reviewers: I AM TRYING TO MAKE ZUKO LESS EMO AND DARK!! He will still be IC, though.
This is a short humor chapter! Sorry, this has little to no plot at all, but this is still pretty funny! THANK YOU ALL FOR 100 REPLIES!! -snif- I'm touched...
Disclaimer: No matter how many offers I make to Mike and Bryan, I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender, so stop rubbing it in my face! -sob- But wait... I do own EBBA!! Yay! -party- Don't steal EBBA from me, or I will send obese sock-hungry unicorns to eat your underwear! MUHAHAHAHA!
Later, Zuko, Aang, Toph, and I were listening to some music. Then, Kya and Sokka came in the door.
"The tour was amazing!" Kya exclaimed as she set down her blue purse on the bed. "We learned all about the history of Jazz and everything, and it was so cool!"
Sokka nods his head in agreement. "It was neat."
Toph pauses her iPod that was plugged into a speaker. She collapses on the bed.
"I'm tired of music," She says with a sigh. After a pause, she sits up excitedly. "Kya, can you pull those elevator pranks?"
Kya smiles. "Yeah! I'll put a camera in the corner of the elevator, where no one will see it, pull the pranks, then we can put them in my computer and watch them!"
Sokka smiles and says, "Yeah! Let's put it on Youtube, and maybe we can be famous, like Charlie and the Unicorn!"
We all laugh. Kya walks over the her suitcase, and pulls out a small camera.
"I'll go put this camera where no one will see it, pull the pranks, and we can watch them in a little bit," She says. She turns and leaves the room.
About Forty Minutes Later
"Are you done yet?" Toph asks Kya impatiently as Kya edits the video.
"Almost," She says. "Just let me insert one more frame... Got it!"
She clicks the play button, and on her laptop screen appears a black background with white font that reads, "21 Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator!"
Zuko stiffles a laugh. "This will be funny," He says, leaning closer to the screen.
A passenger walked into the elevator. Kya walked in behind them, and stood in the doorway, holding the elevator door open.
"I'm waiting for one of my friends," She said. After a few minutes of standing, she walked into the elevator, and lets the door close. "Hey, Greg, how's your day been?"
The passenger looked at her strangely. "Weren't you waiting for someone?"
Kya quickly responded, "No!"
We all laugh.
"It gets funnier," Kya says.
A frame popped up on the video. It said, "Transitional Phase!"
It them showed Kya standing in a corner of the elevator, with her nose in the corner. Quite a few people walk on and off the elevator, but she just stood silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
"I don't get it," Zuko says, scratching his head.
"I don't either," Kya says with a smile. "One of my friends told me to do it, so I did."
Then, another frame similar to the previous one said the same "Transitional Phase."
Kya stood normally in the elevator. Three other people were in it with her. When she arrived at her floor, she grunted and strained while yanking the doors, trying to get them open. She then acted as if she was embarrassed when the doors opened themselves.
We all laugh.
After the transition slide, it showed Kya walking into the elevator. She smiled and said in a loud, bold voice:
"Hello everyone!" She went around to everyone and shook their hand. "Call me Admiral!" She exclaimed as she shook everyone's hand.
Once again, we laugh.
After the normal transition frame, it showed Kya standing next to another passenger. She said:
"Meow."
The man looked at her strangely, and ran out the door.
We all laugh again, and look at the screen.
The elevator doors opened. As they did, Kya sang, "Ding!"
Transitional Phase!
Kya looked at the buttons on the elevator wall.
"I wonder what those do?" She said. She walked over to the wall, and pressed all the red buttons. Immediately, an alarm sounds in the elevator, and it jerks to a stop. The elevator doors open, Kya and the other passenger find that they are halfway between two floors. They both glanced at each other, and Kya climbed to the top, while the other passenger jumped to the bottom floor.
Transitional Phase!
A man pressed a button, and as he did, Kya made a loud explosion sound. The man jumped about a foot, and glared at Kya, who just whistled as though nothing had happened. Even though she was the only person besides the man who was in the elevator.
Transitional Phase!
Kya stared at a passenger for a while, smiling. After just a few moments, the women became uncomfortable.
"Can I help you?" The lady asked.
Kya just smiled bigger and said simply, "I have new socks on."
Transitional Phase!
Kya was in the elevator, as usually, except that this time, it was unusually crowded. Kya walked up to the emergency phone. She picked it up, and dialed a few numbers.
"Hi, mom!" Kya exclaimed into the receiver. She paused. "What... What do you mean this is only to be used in emergencies... But this is an emergency!... I need to ask my mom when my cosin's birthday is!... What?... Well, I-... Yeah? Well same to you, PUNK!"
She slamed the phone down onto the receiver, while everyone in the elevator gave her funny looks.
Transitional Phase!
The elevator was silent, and Kya looked around, as though she was hearing something. She turned to the only other person in the elevator.
"Is that your beeper?" She asked innocently.
The lady looked at her confused. "What?"
"That noise," Kya said. "The beeping. don't you hear it?"
"No, sorry," She said.
Kya leaned against the wall, and slid to the ground.
"Oh no. I'm the only one hearing things. Maybe I'm going crazy," Kya buried her face in her hands. "I'm becoming one of... them... No... No!... NO!! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!"
Kya begins to hyperventilate, and she puts a crazy look on her face. The lady just backed off the elevator.
Transitional Phase!
Kya was in an elevator with only one guy. She tapped him on the shoulder, and quickly looked away.
"Yes?" He asked.
"What?" She asked pretending to be confused.
"You tapped me on the shoulder, didn't you?" He asked.
Kya shook her head. "That wasn't me..."
"You're the only other one on the elevator..." He says.
The doors opened. "Really?" Kya asked amazed, slowly sliding towards the door. "Well, I didn't- LOOK IT'S CHARLIE!!"
"Charlie?"
As the man looked to where she was pointing to, Kya ran off.
Transitional Phase!
Kya pressed a button, and pretended that it shocked her. Everyone in the elevator looked at her.
"That's cool!" She exclaimed as she went back for more.
Transitional Phase!
A man walked into the elevator with Kya. She pressed the third floor button.
"What floor are you going to?" She asked.
"Fifth," He said shortly.
Kya pressed the fourth floor button.
"Oops, sorry!" She exclaims. "I pushed the wrong one!"
She then pushed the correct button, with the man still throwing her weird looks.
Transitional Phase!
Kya reached into her purse, and grabbed a pencil. She pulled it out, and dropped it.
"WHAAAAA!" She wailed. The people on the elevator just looked at her. One man bent down to pick it up for her, but as he grabbed it, she shouted, "THAT'S MINE!"
She slapped the man's wrist, and picked up her pencil. At the next floor, she stormed out of the elevator.
Transitional Phase!
As two girls Kya's age walked into the lift, Kya pulled out a camera.
"Smile!" She exclaimed. She snapped several pictures of them before they could react.
Transitional Phase!
Two people walked into the elevator.
"Hello!" Kya exclaims. "I will be your flight attendant for today's flight..."
She continued to rant about the emergency procedures, and everything else.
Transitional Phase!
Kya was on the crowded elevator. She had this look on her face as though she was annoyed. She waved her hands around, like she was trying to swat a fly, while hitting innocent members of the crowd.
Transitional Phase!
As a fifth person walked on to the elevator, Kya shouts, "Group hug!"
She pushes everyone to the center of the room, and hugs them all.
Transitional Phase!
Two passengers walk into the elevator.
"Welcome to the...Elevator Game!!" Kya exclaims. Everyone looked at her, but said nothing. When they all got off, Kya called, "Thanks for playing!"
Transitional Phase!
Mai, Ty Lee, and Azula walked into the lift.
Kya was staring at them. Ty Lee and Mai noticed this, and shifted uncomfortably under her gaze, though Azula was oblivious to it all. She stared at them for a while. Then, her eyes widened.
She announced in horror, "You're one of... THEM" She slowly backed out of the elevator, her eyes not leaving the group. As soon as she backed up against the hall wall, she ran away.
Zuko finds the last one especially funny. "You actually... did that... to Azula?" He asks between his laughs.
Kya smiles and nods. "Yep!"
We all laugh.