HERMES' PAGE
Dawn Shadow of Fireclan's poem for Hera
Dear Hera, goddess of cows
Roses are red
Peacocks are blue
Hera's a cow
Whoopity do
There once was a goddess named Hera
She was the biggest cow ever
Intestinally challenged cows
Just one question: how?
Zeus can do so much better
Lots of love
Dawn Shadow, daughter of Athena
P.S I got your cows. They were great hamburgers.
P.S.S can you send me more?
P.S.S.S Hera doesn't fight fair!
Hera is officially going mad.
DISCUSSION ACTIVITY
Athena: Hermes that would be an understatement.
Poseidon: I actually agree with Athena. She stole my trident and is now using it to destroy half the world. Woah, did anyone hear that?
Athena: Sounds like Zeus is angry.
Zeus: That wasn't me! Hera's taken my master bolt and is now on a rampage.
Athena: I agree with that mortal, Hera definitely doesn't fight fair.
Aphrodite: POSEIDON!
Poseidon: (Sigh) Yes, Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE EARTHQUAKES, IT'S MAKING MY LIPSTICK GO CROOKED!
Poseidon: It's not me, it's Hera. She took my master bolt, and is now on a rampage to destroy the world.
Aphrodite: Why, would she do that?
Poseidon: She's trying to find Dawn Shadow of Fireclan. The mortal who wrote this poem.
Apollo: Well, the human does write very good poems, I must say. But I think Hera might be over-reacting.
Hermes: You don't say?
Apollo: She's trying to black-mail me into leaving the sun out all day and night.
Hermes: Why would she do that?
Apollo: How would I know what's going on in that messed up brain of hers.
Artemis: Are you sure?
Apollo: What are you trying to say?
Artemis: That, you brother have a messed up brain as bad as Hera's if not worse. I mean in all eternity no one has been able to make worse poems than you have.
Apollo: -_-
APHRODITE'S PAGE
PAIRING OF THE DAY
Hemeter
DISCUSSION ACTIVITY
Athena: Who's name starts with 'H'
Demeter: Oh, I don't know, maybe a certain god of pranking.
Athena: One sec Demeter I'm trying to think.
Hermes: Oh, god. What the hell is Hemeter? Which god's name starts with 'H'?
Demeter: (Facepalm) You are truly an idiot.
Athena: OH I GOT IT IT"S HERMES! Now who's name ends with 'ter'?
Demeter: Maybe Liater?
Athena: No, way. That name's ugly.
Demeter: And?
Athena: Aphrodite doesn't do ugly.
Hermes: I hope she's hot. She better be hot.
Athena: Areter, no, Aphroditer, no, Hereter, no…"
Hermes: I wonder if she has good assets?
Demeter: You are a disgusting imbecile Hermes. How in all the levels of Tarturus did my daughter ever fall in love with your son?
Hermes: Probably because he's like me. Hot, smart, gorgeous.
Demeter: More like, arrogant, cocky, idiotic, stupid, brainless, reckless, senseless, big-headed…
Athena: Eter? Holy Pegasi! DEMETER!
Demeter: WHAT?
Aphrodite: Yay, you finally got it. So, what do you think?
Hermes: I feel sick.
Demeter: HERMES I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Athena: Demeter. Calm down.
Demeter: HE SAID I HAD GOOD ASSETS!
Hermes: Trust me, Inever would've said any of that stuff if I had known it was you. Besides, its Aphrodite's fault that she paired us together. Ugh.
Athena: Aphrodite, you need to stop posting all your love nonsense on the page!
Hermes: Like that's going to happen.
IF YOU HAVE ANY LETTERS, POEMS, OR QUESTIONS FOR THE GODS FEEL FREE TO SEND THEM IN. UNTIL NEXT TIME, HAPPY READING!