Notes: Daaaamn that new episode was crazy as fuck, I hope you guys enjoyed as much as I did! I'm really looking forward the season finale (where please, I pray for heavens, my child Kyle is happy and his friendships with Stan is used somehow in the plot). Anyway, let's go back to the chapter~

"Tokeeen where are our gifts?" Craig could hear Clyde's voice across the entire fucking school, so fingind his friends was not hard at all.

"I was hoping to hear a welcome back first." Token replied, closing his locker's door.

"C'mon, we see you everyday, but we don't see gifts everyday! I'll ask you about the trip when you kill my curiosity!" Clyde tried to convince him with puppy-eyes, but Token just walked, pretending to ignore him.

"If ignoring Clyde was easy I'd sure happy a more peaceful life." Craig waved to Token, getting together with them.

"How was the trip? Safe? Nobody tried to rob and kill you and your family?" Tweek asked.

"See Clyde, that's how you talk with a friend that just got back from a trip."

"By acting like a crazy paranoid?"

"Don't push it Clyde." Craig warned. "I'm not in a good mood right now."

"The question is: when you are in a good mood?" Clyde mocked.

"Something happened?" Token asked, unlike Clyde, showing real concern. Nothing good could come from Craig being pissed.

"He's jealous of his sister because she likes me." Tweek received a death glare from his boyfriend.

"Ah c'mon Craig This-boy-is-mine-and-nobody-can't-touch-him Tucker, is not like someone would ever try to steal Tweek from you. You hold his hand/shoulder/body in every second that you fucking can, how someone would find the opportunity?" Token chuckled, taking his seat at the classroom.

"T-Token is right Craig. You're really clingy." Tweek agreed, touching the other boy's shoulder.

"Is that a problem for you?" Craig hesitated, trying to let go of the hand that was holding his own.

"If it was I'd be freaked out with this, don't you think?"

"Oh God, how can you be so gay so early in the morning?" Cartman complained, joining them with his group.

"Nice black eye, fatass, is Heidi's christmas gift for you?" Craig replyied at the same mocking tone.

"Jesus, can't we get a morning without bickering? You guys are so immature." Said Clyde, playing with his own hair.

"Excuse me?"

"C'mon guys." Token got some boxes from his backpack, trying to avoid another fight. "I'll show what I brought you guys from my trip."

"Cool, I hope isn't some cheap souvenir." Cartman got next to the group.

"I was not talking about you fatass. You keep forgeting that I don't like you." Token rolled his eyes, giving Clyde the bigger package. "There it is, I bought you some snacks that we don't have in here, even a taco-flavored potato chip."

"Cool! I can't wait to try it!" Clyde gave him a bearhug. "Thaaaaaank you, I knew you were thinking about me!"

"Is impossible not to think about you when I see junkfood."

"That's Token politely calling you fat." Craig stated.

"C'mon dude, I spent my whole night in an airplane, can you be sorry for my ears and don't give me a headache?" Token asked, putting a small box between Craig's hands. "This is yours. Well, is not actually for you, but I think you'll like it anyway."

"Eh?" Craig opened the package, finding a blue plastic toy.

"Is a exercise-wheel for Stripe #4. Guinea pigs are bigger than hamsters, so is hard to find one that fits, so when I saw it I knew I shoud bring it to you." Token explained.

"That's very cool, I don't want Stripe getting fat like Clyde or Cartman." Craig was testing the toy with his fingers when Token gave the last gift.

"And for Tweek we have some fancy coffe, of course." He laughed at how happy the blonde was with such of a simple thing.

"Yeah, go ahead, feed his addiction. Just saying that when I make a intervection about this you'll not be invited." The Tucker boy complained, carefully storing Stripe's new toy at his backpack.

"Look, Craig is so jealous."

"What you're talking with your butt, Cartman?"

"Token gave Clyde and Tweek very cool stuff, but you got a stupid toy for your guinea pig. This doesn't tell you something about your relationship with him?" Cartman laughed.

"That I'm his favorite friend? Funny I always thought it was Clyde. Oh well." Craig shrugged, pretending to not recognize his existence. "So, we're really going to see that movie tommorrow, right?"

"You're really excited about, don't ya?" Clyde gave him a mischiveous smile.

"Fuck off."

"I'm really looking forward for it! I m-mean the movie!" Tweek tried to hide his initial excitement with the subject, his cheeks slightly blushed.

"This sure is going to be fun." Craig smiled discreetly, looking at nowhere in particular.

Just some hours until that subject was done.

And only now he was coming to the realization that he didn't knew anything about kissing.