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I DO NOT OWN THE SHOW/MANGA HOST CLUB! That honor belongs to another awesome person.
Any other refrenses I made also aren't mine!
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.:What's with all the water!?:.
The Ghost pov (general)
"Is that Vince senpai!?"
"OMG it is! He looks like a god!"
"Look at his body it's a work of art!"
"He may not be as buff as Mori senpai but he's not scrawny either!" gushed the massive group of host crazy fan girls as they watched a shirtless Vince senpai playing in the water with his customers. Spotting some girls watching from the beach he called out to them.
"Wha'sup ladies, you guys wanna play with us!? The waters great!" he said wiggling his finger in a 'Come Hither' motion giving the girls a boyish smile.
The day before Valerie's pov
"The beach?"
"Yeah you know Haruhi. The water, sun, sun screen, half naked people, and don't the sand in your underwear. God I hate sandy undies." I explained sarcastically. It was Friday and the club was closed for our host meeting.
Kaoru and Hikaru were reminding Haruhi about her statement about wanting to go to the beach when they were at Kyoya's family water resort. Which I wasn't able to go to because of food poisoning. Tamaki made me cereal…enough said.
'I mean seriously! Who fucks up cereal!?'
Anyway, the whole club room was full of manikins modeling all kinds of swim wear. One piece, bikinis, boy shorts, board shorts, suffers suits, and at one point I saw one made of nothing but string. As I walked through the complicated maze of manikins I couldn't help but be a little sad.
If anything I was slightly jealous of the human like dolls dressed in cute outfits for the water.
'If it wasn't or my lack of a chest and people thinking I was a dude I could be wearing one of those cute bathing suits…' I thought slumping a little.
After my little pity party I looked up and when I did I saw Mori standing in front of me. It looked like he was staring at something intensely. I walked closer and peeked around his massive form… I sweat dropped.
The thing Mori was staring intently at was a simple bikini. It kind of looked like something the little mermaid would wear… you know if she an exotic dancer and 'The little mermaid' was her stage name.
"Moving oooon….." I muttered slowly inching away.
The twins were trying to explain to Honey about the type of bathing suit would best suit Haurhi's body better. All I really heard was something about ruffles and a cutting board. Then Tamaki showed up out of nowhere swinging a bat and yelling sexual harassment. Where he got that bat well your guess is as good as mine…...
So now the host club is going to the beach.
The next day
I was just finishing packing some guy clothes for the beach when I spotted the gift bag my friend Yumi gave me. I picked it up with an evil grin on my face.
"Ha-ha wait till everyone sees me in this! Everyone who's thought I'm a girl will be so surprised!" I said to Steve as I ran to the bathroom to change. The minute I closed the door I threw off my shirt and bra and slipped into Yumi's secret gift.
When I looked up into the mirror I couldn't help but smirked.
"Man, I am one sexy bitch!" I said striking a very Arnold Schwarzenegger pose.
I bet you're a little confused right now so let me explain. You see the super-secret gift Yumi gave me is called a false body. You know like that thing Martin Lawrence wears in big momma's house. Except mine was a semi athletic boy's built instead of a huge black woman. Think of it as a latex glove…..just for the upper body, tight, skin colored, and in halter top form.
"Oh yeah with this thing on no one will know my real gender. Just like a transvestite!...Wait did I just compare myself to a tranny?" I asked my reflection, it nodded back at me.
"Hey Vince senpai hurry up its beach time!"
"COMING!" I yell while putting on my black wife beater and plaid shirt.
"Come on Steve its beach time."
Steve sqwacked in excitment.
At the beach
"Is that Vince senpai!?"
"OMG it is! He looks like a god!"
"Look at his body it's a work of art!"
"He may not be as buff as Mori senpai but he's not scrawny either!" gushed the some of my crazy fan girls as they watched me remove my plaid shirt and wife beater. When I finally got it unbuttoned Honey Mori and Haruhi were all looking at me with a weird look on their faces…..hmm?
*LIGHTBULBS GO OUT*
"UGH! I can't believe he's making us work!" I whined from my spot on the beach blanket next to Haruhi. I just go out of the water and was attempting to dry off in the shade.
"Yeah this sucks. I thought a day at the beach meant a day off." Haruhi added.
Haruhi eventually ended up leaving me after some of her clients showed up; something about going to go for a walk I don't know.
Steve magically showed up in that way he does and landed on the beach blanket right next to my head. I turned my head to look at him.
"Hi'ya Steve I like your board shorts." I told him. Steve had on some tiny red swim trunks with little fishies on them. Steve gave a squawk in thanks.
"Well Steve old buddy, old pal I'm thirsty. So I'm gonna go see if I can find something to quench my unyielding thirst." I said getting up off the sand. When I found the object of my desire I set off.
Kyoya was sitting at a conveniently placed umbrella table and what did he have in his hand? A nice tall cold glass of water that's what. So using my super sneaky ninja movies I crept over towards him, and just as he brought the glass up to his lips I snatched it and chugged it down in two gulps.
"Mmm that really hit the spot!" I said, tilting the glass to get the last drops. When I set the glass on the table and looked back at Kyoya he had the evil light reflect of doom on his glasses. In a one swift move he was out of his chair, I flinched thinking he was gonna hit me….and he did, really hard by the way, in the face with his ever present clipboard. then he walked away.
'What a jerk!' I thought while I rubbed my sore nose.
A couple hours later before sunset
It was a few hours later when I found myself up on a cliff with a Bo staff (using it as a substitute bat) hitting rocks into the ocean. I had taken the staff away from Tamaki when he was chasing Steve with it. Steve pooped on his head hence the reason for revengeful chasing and Bo staff swinging.
Then all the guys decided to enter in that stupid 'Find out Haruhi's weakness' game. When I gave them my answer of thunderstorms they all looked at me like I had a second head that was wearing bunny ears and a mustache.
'Whatever they'll find out later that I was right.'
So since all the guys were busy playing I was left with customer babysitting duty. I only just got away 5 minutes ago when I suggested we play Hide-and-Seek. And that's how I ended up on the cliff playing baseball with rocks and a Bo staff.
"Home run!" I half yelled as I hit a particularly big rock further than the one before into the sea.
"Hey look Vince senpai is up here too!" a girly voice said behind me.
I looked over my shoulder and recognized the three girls that were talking to Haruhi from earlier.
"Hello ladies. Come to enjoy the view?" I asked them doing a sweeping motion indicating the ocean and setting sun.
"Yeah we thought it would be a good idea to view it from up here." The girl in the orange bathing suit answered.
"Hey look there's Haruhi. HEY HARUHI UP HERE!" I yell trying to get said girl in disguises' attention.
"What's up Haruhi!?"
"The breeze up here is great!"
"This feels so good." The girls called down to her.
"It's dangerous, be careful!" Haruhi warned us.
"Stop being such a fun sucker Haruhi!" I yell back at her. She glared at me in return.
'This all seems vaguely familiar to me…UGH why can't I remember this episode? And why am I getting that bad feeling again? I hate getting bad feelings they're so bad!'
"Hey man check it out they're chicks up here!" a dudes voice called out.
'Now I remember….'
"Are we lucky or what? You ladies wanna hang out with a couple of locals?" his friend asked.
We all turned around just in time to see two guys around my age climb up the cliff, one of them throwing away a noticeable beer can. I guess they haven't seen me yet… this can work to my advantage.
Just as ponytail dude made to grab the girl in the white two piece I smacked his hand away and moved in front of girls, pointing the Bo staff in his face threatingly.
"Can't you morons see that these chicks are with me? So why don't you douchebags leave before I shove this Bo staff up your asses." I growled out. I was completly in my 'Bad Boy' alter ego mode, with my deep voice and everything.
The two guys stumbled back visibly shaken. They were quiet for a moment before ponytail got his nerve back.
"H-Hey just who do you think you are? You can't threaten us like that and get away with it!" he yelled growing some confidence.
"Hey stupid didn't I already tell you to leave? why are you still here?" I drawled out. Ponytail sputtered, his face turning red.
"You little shit!" he yelled before charging straight at me. I waited until he was a little closer before digging the end of the staff into the dirt and bringing my leg up kicking him straight in the chest sending him back.
Just when he was up on his feet ready for another charge a hail storm of shellfish came raining down on his back. I looked over his shoulder to see Haruhi with an empty bucket in her hands.
"Why don't you just quit bothering them? Weren't you jerks listening? You better just leave them alone!" Haruhi bravely said.
"Haruhi!" one of the girls cried in relief.
"Why you little runt!" ponytail growled in anger and went after Haruhi instead.
"HARUHI RUN!" I yelled which ended up distracting me and cost me a good solid punch in the mouth by hoodie boy. I could feel blood dripping form my now split lip onto my chin.
'Okay now I'm really pissed. *No one makes me bleed my own blood, no one!'
"You girls get out of here and go find Tamaki." I said to the girls still cowering behind me. Holding the Bo staff in both hands I dug the end of it into the ground and kicked hoodie in the face balancing myself on the staff. Once on the floor I did a circus act with the staff then slammed it down on to hoodies stomach for extra measure.
"HARUHI!"
Everything was in slow motion. I looked away from the fallen teen and looked towards where I knew Haruhi would be….right at the edge of the cliff. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Tamaki just standing there watching the scene unfold, so I acted. I threw the Bo staff to the ground and ran full speed towards ponytail dude and Haruhi; I got there just as he let her go. I jumped pushing Haruhi safely towards the ground…..and I was headed straight over the cliffs edge into the water below.
SPLASH!
When I hit the water I kind of just floated there in the quiet of the ocean for a second before my lungs screamed for air. Breaking the surface I greedily sucked in air and rubbed the salted water from my eyes.
"So I might have changed the way this episode was supposed to play out just a little bit, but on the bright side Haruhi's okay. On the other hand I'm wet and this waterproof false body is starting to chafe." I muttered as I kept myself floating above water.
"Hey Vince senpai!"
"Vince senpai!"
"Vince!"
"Hey Vince senpai come back to the beach!"
I turned my head towards the shouting voices and found all the hosts standing on the beach waving their arms around trying to get my attention.
'They all looked so tiny. I guess the ocean pulled me out further than I thought.'
"I'M COMING!" I yelled back loud enough for them to hear me, then started the long swim to shore.
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