Okay, guys. So, here's the thing.
For this chapter, I wanted to see how many puns I could put into a single conversation, which is why it's shorter then normal and is basically only one joke.
Who is Amy annoying, you ask?
Take a wild guess.
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!
Amy: Dude, I love SEELS!
Link:…No…
Amy: I'm not lying, I GIRATINA!
Link:…Oh no…
Amy: Aw, don't you find this a-MEW-sing?
Link: No…no I don't…
Amy: But these puns are pretty CLEFFA!
Link: Not really-
Amy: Oh, stop being so KRABBY!
Link: Please stop-
Amy: I bet you're not like this when you're with your HORSEA, Epona.
Link: I'd happily choose Navi over you…
Amy: Don't be like that! At least I'm not messy! Could you imagine if I left MUK everywhere?
Link: Why can't you just leave me alone?
Amy: I've got nothing else to do, so I just decided to go FURRET!
Link:…At least give me a paper to write my will…
Amy: Come on, don't act so GLOOM-y!
Link:…I hate you…
Amy: But I like you! To me, you're pure GOLDEEN!
Link: Why can't you bother someone else!?
Amy: I've got a whole chapter dedicated to irritating you! Aren't you a-MEW-sed?
Link:…You used that Pokémon already…
Amy: So? I just wanted to spend a nice EEVEE-ning with you!
Link: Well, why couldn't you go annoy your friends!?
Amy: Because I wanted to chill with you, INKAY!?
Link:…Can't we have a normal conversation?
Amy: Nope, whole chapter to annoying you! Give me a bit of credit; these are a bit SCRAFTY!
Link: STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!
Amy: But what if I don't want too? What if I wanna just break the fourth wall while annoying you, DEERLING!?
Link: I'M NOT DATING YOU!
Amy: WYNAUT!
Link: BE CAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Amy: You treat me like your ARCHEN-emy!
Link: I'd much rather hang out with Ganon then you!
Amy: You're so mean! I was going to invite you to come to PARAS with me!
Link: WHERE THE HELL IS PARIS!?
Amy: I don't know, I'll just have too look for it. I could use some help SEEKING.
Link: No, I'm not helping you.
Amy: Aww, I'm finding this really hard to SWELLOW.
Link:…Just stop…please stop the Pokémon puns.
Amy: Fine. But if you ask me, stopping is a total LONG SHOT!
Link:…(0_0) No…
Amy: You told me to stop the Pokémon puns, you said nothing about the Legend of Zelda puns. But please, GORON.
Link:…Please…mercy…
Amy: Nope! But, if you want me too stop, you should TRIFORCE!
Link:…I'll punch you…
Amy: Come at me, but I personally think that you punching me is Hylian-likely!
Link: Please, just shut up! *Faints from pure annoyance*
Amy:…Is it just me…or did I JINX him!?
Hahaha...Too much pun.
I tried guys, I tried.
Review?