Saturday, 8:55 am. Zim

My head still spun. The feeling when the human had touched my antennae... It was hard to describe. It shot down the back of my neck, all the way through my spine. I don't even know what the feeling was. It wasn't pain... definitely not. It was somewhat similar to the lightness I experience when I win a victory over that Dib-stink.
I believe it was called...

Pleasure. Did I just experience pleasure? The humans sometimes called it "happiness". They talk about it quite often. Apparently, it was a major emotion in their feeble, weak-minded... minds.
I wouldn't know. Irkens have the privilege of being incapable of most human emotions. Sadness, happiness, anger... we didn't feel any of them. Invaders need our logical, cold minds to function properly. We need it to do our job. If our decisions were compromised by such things, we couldn't think logically.

And that couldn't happen.
Not ever.
Not if I wanted to keep my career.

If the Almighty Tallest were to hear that I was developing these... "feelings"... it wouldn't be good for me. Not good at all... The lightest punishment would be exile. I would be banned from visiting Irk, Vort, Foodcourtia, and any other major Irken Alliance planets. I would be fired... again.

Worst case punishment? I didn't even want to think about it...

But they didn't have to know, did they? I mean, whatever was wrong with me, it would be resolved soon. I would heal, and take care of this girl and that Di—

I gasped, "DIB!"
"Huh?" The female jumped at my sudden voice, "What about him?"
"WHERE is he?!" My voice dropped down to a growl, eyes narrowing.
"Uhh... that doesn't matter..."
I struggled to lean forward threateningly. And succeeded. The female's eyes widened in fear.

Fear. Another human emotion.

"Tell me... where he... is."

She knew where Dib was. He was HERE, I knew it. I could smell him earlier. His stench lingered on the couch, in the air. He was standing over me earlier, when I was helplessly unconscious. That little STINK-worm! How dare he defy me in such a way?!

Well no matter... this girl would explain what was going on to me.

"TELL... me... NOW..."

The girl looked frightened for another moment... and then stopped. She reached forward, and took a hold of the end of my right antenna.
A bolt went through me, similar to the one I had felt before.

"Ahh!" I dropped back onto the couch, resulting in a slight tug against the stalk.

Another shock as the female began to rub the end between her fingers. The hot, tingling feeling spread through me, radiating pleasure from top of my head. My gloved fingers dug into the soft cushion underneath me, clawing at it.

"Mmm... mmmm..." The noises escaped past my lips, soft moans... or whimpers... of pleasure.

Happiness.

Oh Irk oh Irk oh Irk oh Irk... What was happening to me...?