Ok I hope this chapter is good, or stuff I think. Now I'm confused. Well R&R if you feel like it I guess. And OOC-Ness maybe. Disclaimer: I own no Bleach.

Well this was certainly awkward. Considering how class had just started and Grimmjow was still on top of Ulquiorra.

"Oh, Mr. Jaegerjaquez, I didn't expect you to be that forward!" Their blonde teacher hid behind his fan.

"What?! It's not like that Mr. Urahara," Grimmjow tried to stand up but instead ended up rubbing his knee against Ulquiorra's groin.

"Mr. Jaegerjaquez although you are handsome, I'm pretty sure the rest of the class would not like to see you two engage in 'private' activities," Urahara said using air quotes.

"It's not like that!" Grimmjow yelled his face turning red, "Yylfordt pushed me!"

"Did not," Yylfordt said flipping is hair behind him.

"Did so!"

"I did not!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Enough, you two, seriously I thought I was teaching high school instead of kindergarten." Mr. Urahara said rubbing his temples.

"But it's all his fault!" Grimmjow yelled pointing at Yylfordt.

"No, it's not, bro, he's the one who fell on top of Ulquiorra," Yylfordt said pointing at Grimmjow.

"I have an idea!" Urahara said, "Why don't you just shut up and let Ulquiorra tell us what happened."

However said raven haired had fled the room long ago. Considering it was, Grimmjow his crush, who he had purposely pushed away had landed on top of him. Maybe it would be best if he didn't try to push Grimmjow away any more. But he had kind of pussied out with leaving the classroom as soon as Yylfordt and Grimmjow started arguing. Well there was no going back now.

"Hey Ulquiorra! Wait up!" Tesla yelled.

"What Tesla," Ulquiorra said slightly pissed off that he had been disturbed in the middle of contemplating.

"You should go out with Grimmjow this weekend, it doesn't matter where really, just tell him you rethought his offer and wanted to go with him." Tesla explained quietly.

"Okay," Ulquiorra said.

"Good, now you might want to go hide, Yylfordt and Grimmjow are pretty pissed about you leaving like that," Tesla said walking off down the hallway.

Well shit, he scored technically, but now he had pissed off Grimmjow more. Well so much for fixing things.

I hope that chapter was good enough. But poor Ulqui just keeps screwing up his life! Try guessing what I've named the chapters 7 on after and I'll make Ulquiorra and Grimmjow get together faster! ~82 out~!