Hanyou Recap: Last time: Marik passed out on the bed where Jade and Jenice left him. There will be another OC in this chapter. sigh One sister couldn't handle the fact that the other sis got a part in the story and she didn't. Selfish brats.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh nor Geico.
Chapter 13: Yamis are Party Poopers
Rich B's Return w/ a Friend
Jade and Jenice joined the group on the couch.
"Hey, what happened to Marik?" Malik asked.
"He's out cold on the bed." Jenice told him. Suddenly the doorbell rang.
Joey got up to answer it. Jenice and Jade looked at the two people who stood on the other side and had to struggle not to laugh at the memories that came rushing back about the water bottle incident.
"Hey, girls." Joey waved and stepped aside to let them in. Jasmine stepped in first and was followed by a slightly taller girl who wore a shoulderless red dress with red high heels. Her brown hair tumbled over her shoulders that framed her slightly tanned flawless face. And wore a gold necklace with a ruby gem and matching earrings and carried a red and black purse.
"Hello, gentlemen." The girl said with an accent without acknowledging Jade and Jenice.
Jenice and Jade looked at each other, then at the boys. They were all staring at the new girl. Jenice grabbed Ryou and whispered something to him. He grinned and nodded in agreement to what she told him to do and left to execute it.
"I'm guessing the step-sister." Bakura said to Jade.
"Got that right. The bitch named Jackie." Jade replied.
The girls spotted the other two and walked towards them with their noses up in the air.
"Hey, wench." Jackie hollered at Jenice, her accent gone.
"What do you want, suck up?" Jenice said smugly and crossed her arms.
"Shut up. You don't have the authority to say that bullshit to me." Jackie pointed and looked at her menacingly.
"I know I don't, but I have the mouth." Jenice held her arms out as if to tell her, 'Let's go.'
"You want to start something bitch?" Jackie said and stepped up to her.
"You're the one putting your ugly face in mine." Jenice pushed her back.
"Well, let's go." Jackie also held out her arms.
"You started it. You throw the first one."
"Don't tell me what to do, bitch."
"I don't have to. You do it anyway."
"Shut up."
"Why? Am I talking too fast for you, gay fuck?"
"Fuck you, whore."
"No thank you, I'll pass."
"Shut up."
"Make us." Jade stepped in.
"Hey this is none of your business." Jasmine confronted her.
"Well, step up."
Jasmine did and Jade pushed her back.
"You're gay, bitch." Jade said shaking her head.
"No. Maybe you are."
"I know you are. We got footage on you, bitch. You and Jackie together."
It was Jackie's turn to step up to Jade. She was a bit taller than her, but Jade stayed cool.
"What, you got a problem with me, bitch?" Jackie glared down at her.
Jade scoffed. "I know I got a problem with your attitude, your outfit, and your breath."
"Man, shut up." Jackie slapped her and Jade's eyes became bloody red and she punched her in the stomach. Jackie keeled over in pain and growls, "You fucking bitch you're so dead!"
"So I heard." Jade said.
"YOU BITCH!" Jasmine growled and lunged at her, but not before Jenice grabbed her hair and pulled her back, tripped her, and let her fall to the floor.
Jackie had recovered and was heading straight for Jade. Jade smirked and side stepped her and as she passed her, made her trip and elbowed her from behind letting her fall to the floor right beside her step-sister.
They both tried to get up, but Jade and Jenice were standing on them.
"We're good. So what you gonna do about it now, beotches?" Jenice laughed while jumping on Jasmine's back. Jenice heard whimpering and looked down. Jasmine's face looked hurt as she said,
"You're ruining my $6,000 dress. I wanna go home. I miss Mr. Kissums. I want a Mountain Dew. Will you please get off of me?"
"Not until you stop that pathetic act." Jenice said nicely as Malik handed her a pair of scissors.
"Okay." Jasmine growled and Jenice stepped off of her, but not without leaving her a present.
"Now, tell Jackie to back off." She said as she hid the scissors behind her back.
"Jackie, do you swear to back off?"
"No. Ow! Okay." She didn't agree at first, but Jade made her change her mind by jumping on her. Hard!
She stepped off of her and joined Jenice by her side.
"This isn't over." Jasmine glared at the two girls. "I WILL get my lawyer to nail you."
"Yeah yeah yeah, we heard. But not unless we nail you first."
Jasmine's expression became confused, "W-w-what do you mean?"
"Hey, Ryou."
Ryou stepped out from behind the kitchen doorway with Joey's video camera in hand.
The rich girls took one look at the camera and began to have heart attacks.
"W-what's that?" Jackie stuttered.
Jenice rolled her eyes. "Sheesh, Jackie get with the times. That is a video camera. My friend there has been taping everything that you said and did till now. Even when Jasmine first came here to ruin my day like she always does, Ryou was right there."
Jade picked up from where she left off. "And do you know what we're going to do with it?"
The girls shook their heads.
"We're going to give it to your parents to view."
Jackie: "WHAT!"
Jasmine: "NO! Don't do that! Please, I beg of you not to. If father or mother hears of what we had done, they won't think of us as suitable to run the company."
"We won't." Jenice started, but then an evil smile formed on her lips. "But keeping such bad, yet good information will cost you somethings."
"ANYTHING!" They both cried.
Jade shook her finger at them. "Uh-uh-uh. Somethings."
"And those somethings are..." Jenice gestured for Jade to continue.
"To keep your mouths clean towards us."
Jenice: "To leave us alone."
Jade: "And..."
Jenice: "To apologize."
"Huh?" They both looked at each other.
Jade replied, "That's right. You have to apologize for all the mean, bad things you said to us."
The rich girls groaned as they agreed to the lower class' terms.
"Good." Jenice exclaimed. "Now remember that I have Ryou on speed dial. Plus, I also live with him. Now leave."
As the girls left with their tail between their legs, everybody except Jenice, Jade, Bakura, Ryou, and Malik gaped at the sight left on Jasmine's dress. You know those scissors that Malik had handed Jenice earlier? She had cut Jasmine's dress from the middle almost to the bottom. So now, everybody was singing I see London, I see France, I see Jasmine's underpants.
"I think that she would feel the draft right about when she gets out of her white stretch limo at her house." Jenice exclaimed thoughtfully stroking her chin.
"I think so too." Jade nodded.
The two shared a high fives with Ryou and Malik and got back to the party.
Later on, Ishizu came over and dropped off the copy of the agreement to keep Marik away from Jade.
"I also took the liberty of making yet another copy and had hidden it in our house."
"Will you tell me where this time?" Malik asked anxiously.
"No."
Malik hung his head. "My own sister doesn't trust me."
"Oh, Malik." She patted him on the back. "It's not like you're not used to it."
He hung his head even lower.
"Um, Ishizu, just give me the paper." Jenice stretched out her hand and took the agreement from Ishizu.
Ishizu looked around and asked, "Where is Marik? Is he still alive? Is he still in this country?"
"Um, in the bedroom playing Sleeping Beauty, still alive, still in this country. But Ishizu, I got great news." Jade grinned.
"What's that?"
"Not only did I save money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, but Marik was able to send the New Years Baby, Cupid, Father Time, Mother Nature, the Sandman, the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick, the Thanksgiving Turkey and Santa Claus to the Shadow Realm."
Ishizu's eye twitched as she whispered, "W-w-w-what?"
Jenice laughed nervously, "She's just joking with you."
"No, I'm no-mmph!" Jenice closed her yami's mouth and smiled at Ishizu.
"Ishizu, my dear friend, would you be so kind as to take Marik back to your house? He's had too much to drink." She said with a smile as Jade squirmed in her grasp.
"Uh, okay. Sure."
"Good. Follow me."
Jenice pushed Jade into Bakura and told him to keep her busy. She led Ishizu down the hallway and to the bedroom where Marik was being sleeping beauty.
"Jenice, why is he wearing those clothes?"
"Oh, those. Don't worry about those. Um, I'll get Malik and Ryou to get him out of those silly things. Uh, be right back."
Jenice poked her head out into the hallway and yelled, "MALIK AND RYOU PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARENTS ROOM! I REPEAT! MALIK AND RYOU!"
Jenice took in a relaxing deep breath and asked Ishizu if she could help her take off all the make-up and hair bands on Marik. She agreed and they were done when Malik and Ryou came in.
"You know what to do, kids." Jenice pointed to Marik and the boys groaned.
Hanyou101: Haha, the boys got to do the dirty work. REMINDER: This fic will end soon... Hey, I didn't babble! Reviews, por favor.