I have an announcement to make before the recap starts. I'm…I'm…GETTING FIRED! WAHAHA! HOW AM I GONNA PAY MY BILL S! MY MOM KICKED ME OUT AND NOW THIS! MY LIFE IS PATHETIC! NO! Michael! GET OUT MY HOUSE! NOW! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME THE FIRST 37 TIMES!? But Mommy, all my recording equipment's in here! Well isn't that too bad!? NOW GO! NOW! NO! MOMMY! I'M FALLING INTO THE GIANT SHARKS! AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that that loser's gone, let's get a new narrator for this show! How about that handsome, young Hatenko fellow, or that nice little boy Ichigo, or sweet little Pokomi? Now she's a talker, but oh wait! Time's running out! Start the episode! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAMERA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mama Narrator swings her purse at the camera man and the screen cracks and goes black.

Episode 12: To Hakimora Academy we GO! The Legion of TEENS!

"I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY BEST BUDDY, HEPPOKOMARU! WE'RE GONNA EAT CAKE AND ICE CREAM AND CELEBRATE AND GET FAT WHEN HE COMES CUZ WE'RE HAVING A HOUSE PARTY!" Bobobo screamed, twirling on a carousel and splashing junk food everywhere!

"BOBOBO! Calm down! He might not even be there for I know! I just said that we attended that school, I didn't guarantee he'd be there!" Pokomi explained to Bobobo. Bobobo then paused in his normal outfit, looking dead as ever.

"…Party pooper." Bobobo said in a gloomy, dead way as he slumped to the ground. "Well not like our old buddy Heppokomaru! We've gotta buy some Febreeze and Oust and anything else to keep our noses happy!" Don Patch made fun, sitting in a trash can with diapers and old food on him.

"Ew! You're the one to talk. Go take a dip in the water or something." Ichigo said, holding his nose for dear life. "Hey! Is this the place, Pokomi?" Softon wondered, as he stopped in front of two giant, reddish colored doors.

"ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bobobo and Don Patch raced toward Softon unexpectedly with spoons, sweating tongues and bowls. "Goddess Babylon!" Softon yelled, as his Goddess demolished Bobobo and Don Patch, well actually just giving them horrible, torturing wedgies on the trees. "WAIT! BUT DON PATCH DOESN'T WEAR PANTS! OR UNDERWEAR!" Beauty screamed, bringing herself back to the story. "I can make it work out one way or another!" Goddess Babylon answered. "AGH! SHE TALKS!?" Ichigo cried, hiding behind a tree.

"WHAT'D YOU SAY PUNK!?" the Goddess screamed in rage.

"Bye Goddess Babylon. The wedgies were enough!" Softon told her. "Fine. Just call me for lunch. I'm starving!" Goddess Babylon complained as she faded. "THE STATUE EATS NOW, TOO!?" Beauty wondered in shock and confusion.

"Yeah. She's gained a few pounds. I need to put her on a diet." Softon said. "That's rude to say about a lady!" Bobobo yelled, as he pulled his underwear off the tree, which had Care Bears on them.

"CAREBEAR BOXERS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all couldn't help but laugh at Bobobo, a grown man in Care Bear boxers!

"I-It's not funny. My mommy gave them to me. They're my first pair ever…" Bobobo said, in embarrassment. "EW! GROSS! SO THOSE ARE LIKE, 20 YEARS OLD!? NASTY!" Beauty and Pokomi cried out.

"POKOMI!"

"WHAT!?" Pokomi screamed back at Softon. "Is this Hakimora Academy?" Softon wondered. "Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Whatever." Pokomi said with no real expression. "Wait! IT IS! YEAH! ALL MY FRIENDS!" Pokomi hopped up with joy.

"Hurry up! Open the door!" Pokomi ordered. "Well why can't you do it?" Bobobo wondered, as he lifted weights and pumped his large muscles. "Cuz you're like 300 pounds of muscle. You can open a door!" Pokomi told Bobobo.

"Fine. Stand back!" Bobobo said in a show off type way, stretching for twenty minutes and then grasping the door knobs. He pulled as hard as he could, but…

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bobobo cried out in pain, with his fingers broken and funny looking. "Are you serious right now, Bobobo!? Just open the stupid door!" Beauty yelled in annoyance.

"B-But my buddies…They hurt…" Bobobo cried as his fingers all had faces on them and one actually said "Help me…"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD ENOUGH FOR HAIR AND JELLY TO TALK BUT THIS TAKES IT TO NEW LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Beauty freaked out. Then, suddenly, the doors opened completely. "What? How'd that happen?" Pokomi looked up in confusion.

"There was a buzzer so I pressed it." Ichigo told them. "Wow. All this drama and it was that simple?" Beauty said in a little relief.

"He's lying! Look at me! I'm huge! I did it!" Don Patch smiled in the spotlight, with 24 inch muscles on his arms. "Oops." Bobobo said as the stick of his fruit kabob tipped onto Don Patch, and popped his muscles! "NO! I WAS TRYING TO-"

"Win an award for largest muscles! We all know and you never win anything so SHUT UP!" Pokomi talked Don Patch off, hurting his feelings as they walked in with Don Patch dragging not too far behind them.

"Yes. It's only a matter of time, Ichigo, and you'll be bowing to my feet. Hahaha!" a voice laughed into an intercom, which was on. "What was that?" Beauty wondered.

"Oh! Oops! I mean, cough, cough. Hello, Bobobo and friends. I am Erin, the Second Shaishin Heavenly King, or Queen, rather." The voice spoke to the group. "Erin, where are you! Don't be a coward and come out and-" Ichigo said, trying to be all tough, but Don Patch put his head on his shoulder, shook her head and said

"You're not tough and bad, Ichigo, so don't try to be."

"Shut up, Don Patch! You're just mad cuz you didn't beat the muscle record! Or the Guitar Hero record, or the most beautiful record, or-"

"OKAY! STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE POKOMI!" Don Patch cried in anger and feeling like crap. "Who are you yelling at!?" Pokomi defended herself. "You! You…you…pee-pee head!" Don Patch tried to diss Pokomi, but she just too a minute to think.

Really? Pee-pee head? That's the best he could come up with? Pokomi just giggled at Don Patch's stupidity.

"HELLO! I'M NOT FINISHED YET! Anyways, you will go through a series of obstacles til you can get to me on the top floor of this school, so don't think you can just come and get me right away when I'm off guard. I want to put up a good fight so it's only fair that I see what you can all do." Erin snickered. "Fine! Bring whoever! I'm ready!" Bobobo yelled, in his clog dancing gear.

"Haha. Well I'll see you all then, however, right now, the elevator will lead you to the first floor, where you will battle. Hahaha!" Erin laughed as he voice faded, and the elevator appeared in front of the group. As they rode on the elevator, Bobobo and Don Patch trained for the possible challenge.

"I wish they would throw a dodge ball at me! I'll come ten times harder!" Bobobo said, throwing dodge balls across the small elevator so they would bounce off the top and bottom of the cramped space.

"THIS ELEVATOR'S TAKING FOREVER! LET US OUT!" Beauty cried, and when she banged the door, it opened, and everyone fell on top of her. "That was fun! Let's do it again!" Don Patch giggled like a child on their first trip to Six Flags.

"GET OFF OF ME!" Beauty screamed with her face on the ground. "Get off of her now before a leg goes missing!" Pokomi warned everybody as they immediately got up. Beauty got up and saw a classroom that said S300.

"S300?" Beauty wondered what class that was.

"Oh! S stands for Senior. I think it's Heppokomaru's English class! Yeah!" Pokomi hopped up and down, eager to see her brother. "He's not a senior already, is he?" Bobobo wondered.

"He's 18, Bobobo. We're in 3005. Shinsetsu was in 3002. Ya getting it, yet?" Pokomi said slowly, and kind of offensively to Bobobo. Bobobo suddenly fell into tears.

"YOU THINK I'M STUPID! WAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bobobo cried, jumping through the window of the classroom and interrupting the lesson! The screen then went into slow motion as Bobobo slid across the desks, more notably a familiar boy he once knew. The boy had white, spiky hair and golden eyes, three small, gold hoops on both ears with a gold lip ring on the side of his bottom lip and was wearing a black school uniform with red as the minor color.

"HEPPOKOMARU! BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bobobo broke down into joyful tears and tackles the boy out his seat and into a big, suffocating hug!

"Ow! Bobobo get off me!" the boy cried pushing Bobobo away and getting up, with the entire class looking confused.

"Hehe, sorry Mrs. Irika-" "I'm just done with you. Go in the hall, please." The teacher, who was maybe in her early forties with long, black hair in a bun, pink glasses, in a purple and white business suit and black heels, said with a sigh, like she was just annoyed with everything.

"Come on Mrs. Irika, can't you just get the big guy? I don't wanna see my buddy go to detention!" "Shut it, girl! I don't have time for all your little crushes and friendships, now READ! HEPPOKOMARU GO IN THE HALL!" "YES MA'ME!" the class said in fear, sinking into their chairs and reading as Heppokomaru dashed out the door, pulling Bobobo with him. "Sorry. My bad." Bobobo said.

"Dude. I'm already on edge with her. Why would you even bust into a classroom?" Heppokomaru said, looking just annoyed and a little angry. "But I just wanted to see you again, buddy. And you got taller, how tall are you now?" Bobobo wondered, trying to get out of this.

"5'7 and I'm not that-wait, wait, quit changing the subject!" Heppokomaru said, just realizing it. "Bobobo, we got you some ice cream and-" Pokomi dropped her ice cream cone and suddenly had a twinkle in her eyes.

"BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pokomi sprinted over, actually knocking Bobobo down and hugging her big brother with love. "ICE CREAM!" Bobobo sprinted back to actually lick the ice cream off the ground! "Ew! Bobobo that's disgusting!" Beauty yelled in disgust.

"Hey, guys! Look!" Pokomi smiled, releasing her hug. Beauty paused and Heppokomaru smiled and said hi.

"Hekun! OMG!" Beauty dropped her ice cream on top of Bobobo and ran over to say hi. "Oh my gosh! Heppokomaru!" Softon said as he instead walked over to say hi after a long time. Don Patch stepped on Bobobo's ice cream stained head and sprinted over to say hi.

"Wa! Nobody wants to say hi to me!" Bobobo cried.

"Hi, Bobobo." Ichigo said.

He took his finger and got a little ice cream off of Bobobo's head and tasted it, with his head spinning around and going wild.

"Who is that?" Heppokomaru wondered, with a confused look on his face as they all looked at Ichigo and watched him act weird.

"That's Ichigo. We met him when he snuck into my room one night-"

"WHAT!?" Heppokomaru yelled with a small, angry look on his face.

"No! He was looking for Bobobo for some help and snuck into my room cuz my window was open." Pokomi explained.

"Oh. Okay." Heppokomaru said, not really understanding but still just being nice.

"Pokomi! What is this cold substance? It's so sweet and tasty!" Ichigo ran over to them with ice cream all over his face and his clothes.

Heppokomaru had a smug, annoyed, confused, what-the-hell look on his face and said nothing as he just stared at Ichigo.

"Oh. Hi. Are you Pokomi's brother? I'm Ichigo. Nice to meet you." Ichigo smiled and held his hand out to Heppokomaru in kindness, however ice cream was also all over his hands and fingers.

"Yeah. Nice to meet you. I'll shake your hand after you wash them." Heppokomaru smiled and said to Ichigo, who saw that his hands were very dirty.

"Oh! Sorry! I'll clean them right away! I'll be right back!" Ichigo said innocently as he skipped to the bathroom like a child.

"…Okay…He's weird." Heppokomaru said with an annoyed reaction.

"We know." Everyone else said in unision, with the same look on their faces.

Suddenly, the door slammed close and the angry English teacher wasn't pleased and had a ruler in her hand.

"Hi Mrs. Irika." Pokomi smiled innocently to the teacher.

"Hi, Pokomi. I'm talking to your brother now so go wait over there for me, okay sweetie?" Mrs. Irika smiled like a mother and her child.

"Okay! Let's go guys!" Pokomi giggled as they all held hands and skipped about three steps.

"He's in trouble, SPRINT!" Pokomi yelled as they all trampled Bobobo and ran the corner of the hall, then peeking out the side, well except for Beauty, who was nice enough to help Bobobo up.

"This is the last time! I send you to detention everyday and I've had it!" Mrs. Irika yelled in anger. "Well, not technically EVERY day, just maybe 4 out of 5 a week-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! JUST GET BACK-just get back into the class before I knock this ruler upside your head. Please." Mrs. Irika said, sounding very annoyed.

"Fine. Okay. Bye guys." Heppokomaru said.

"Wait! WAIT! Buddy! We need you!" Bobobo stopped him for a second.

"For what?" Heppokomaru wondered.

"Cuz the hair hunters are loose again, and we have to get the team back together!"

"Oh I know that. I just didn't plan on getting back into that." Heppokomaru said, with everyone looking shocked.

"WHAT!?" they said in unison. "I want to finish school first, then I'll help you guys save the world and all the other crap." Heppokomaru said, with no actual regret.

"B-But you used to love fighting and all that stuff!" Softon said. "Oh, believe I do like to fight, all the time, but it's kinda getting old. Ya know, fighting a bunch of bald freaks and all that stuff. I'm bored with it, now." Heppokomaru told them.

"But Hekun." Beauty said, sadly. "I'm sorry, guys. But I'm not really into it anymore. Bye." Heppokomaru said as he walked back into his class.

"…Wha-what just happened?" Pokomi wondered. "I don't think he likes us anymore." Don Patch said in sadness, ready to cry.

"I think he does, he's just wanting to have a better future." Beauty said, understanding what her friend was saying.

"Hey, Pokomi! Where'd your brother go? I didn't get to greet him." Ichigo wondered, and saw how disappointed his friends were. "What happened? Are you guys okay?" Ichigo wondered.

"…Yeah. Let's just go find the stupid challenge so we can beat Erin and get outta this stupid school." Pokomi said as she and her friends walked away in sadness. Ichigo just looked at them with confusion, as he walked not too far behind them.

I hope they're okay. I wonder what he did to them. He looked mean anyways so he probably said something rude. I can't allow someone to do that to my friends. I WILL have vengeance for them. Ichigo thought, looking angry, now. As the group walked past a classroom, with the room number S666, the hallway stopped.

"What happened!? Why'd the hallway stop?" Softon wondered. Suddenly, the doors behind them slammed closed and lock as the wall turned into a mirror! "WHA!?" Ichigo cried as fire came from the doors.

"Hahaha! Hello Bobobo! I am Ms. Yoni! I am the first challenge you must complete in order to get one step closer to Mistress Erin!" the villain laughed, and she looked just like Mrs. Irika, only she was wearing blue instead of purple. "Hi, Mrs. Irika!" Pokomi giggled. "Irika? Ha! You've sadly mistaken me for my younger sister, Irika. That was so cute." Yoni laughed evilly.

"So, what's the challenge? I'm ready for anything!" Bobobo yelled, in a tango dress and bright, bright red lipstick!

"My challenge is…this!" Yoni uncovered a classroom full of possessed teenagers! "Defeat them all in 5 minutes and you win a key. Each key you win from each stage unlocks the door to the next and once you have them all, then you have proven that you can face Mistress Erin! Now then, Bobobo, let's go!" Yoni said, with her arms to her side and stretched out.

"Fine! Bring them out! We're not scared!" Don Patch yelled, being tough. "Fine then. You asked for it. Come on out, kids." Yoni smiled evilly, as a giant legion of teenagers came out!

"Now what do you think, Bobobo?" Yoni smirked, as they all stood there, wide eyed and scared.

"Crap! Don Patch!" Bobobo cried out.

Will Bobobo and his friends defeat this legion of teens and move onto the next level of Erin's game? Will they ever convince Heppokomaru to rejoin the group before it's too late? And what will Ichigo do if Heppokomaru does rejoin the team? Well, find that all out on the next episode of Randori Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

A/N: I'm sorry for not updating in a while. I had basketball games and am on a traveling basketball team for this city and had no time to update. Since its Spring Break, we had no practice and today I was alone after hanging out with my friends so I just typed this up and updated. I'll update as soon as I can, hopefully within the next week or so. Again, I am sorry.