The witches heir v2
chapter 13
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"Ah, this day is perfect." Smiled Megumi as she dropped some sugar cubes in her cup of tea before stirring them around with her spoon. "A cup of tea and a book on the anatomy of frogs."
She stopped stirring and brought the cup up to her lips and took a sip before noticing one of her frogs hop over. One of the several dozen she had for messages in the event she was busy with something.
'Sakuya-san is at the door mistress.' It croaked.
"Oh, well there goes my alone time." Megumi put the cup and book down before walking over to the front door.
"Good afternoon, Megumi." She smiled while holding a bag of chocolate frogs in her right hand.
"Hello Sakuya, it really must be a good day if you're speaking instead of nodding." Joked Megumi.
"Hey." She mocked-pouted. "I'm always in a good mood."
"True, but usually all you do is nod or grunt." Smiled Megumi before stepping aside and letting her friend walk inside.
"Oh that. I only do that to annoy you." She giggled before taking a seat. "But if you don't like me talking, I guess I'll just eat these without offering any."
This caused the frog witch to start making a grab at the bag only for Sakuya to move it away at the last second. "Sakuya!"
Sakuya smiled and shook her head before she kept tossing the bag out of Megumi's reach and caught it while repeating this pattern to mess with the frog witch.
"Come on! I'm sorry! Just give me some!" She pouted while trying to grab the bag with no success. She panted and frowned at the smirking witch before grinning and held her finger up. "Ribbit ribbit ribbi rib!"
Sakuya braced herself before seeing the chocolate frogs come to life and burst out of the bag before crawling all over her face, smearing semi-melted chocolate everywhere. "AH! MEGUMI! GET THESE FROGS OFF ME!"
"How about no." She laughed while the frogs continued their chocolate covered advance. 'By god. This is the second funniest thing I ever done.'
Sakuya growled before running to the bathroom to clean the chocolate off her body.
"Lighten up Sakuya. It's just chocolate." Megumi chuckled. "It's not like your are allergic to it….right?"
"No! But you know I hate wearing sweets!" She called back in the bathroom.
"So true." Smiled Megumi holding one of the frogs before tossing it and munching it. "Mmm, perfect."
"Oh? So you like goat cheese chocolate frogs?" Sakuya smiled while scrubbing her clothes.
"I prefer all chocolate, but these aren't too bad." She remarked with a grin. "But how do you feel about jasmine tea?"
"It's fine. But any tea you make is a masterpiece." Sakuya said drying her face off with a towel.
"Glad you think so." Megumi snapped her fingers as the faucets in the bathroom suddenly shot out jasmine tea.
"AG! MEGUMI!" She cried as some of the tea hit her in the face...and it was still piping hot.
"Hmm?" Megumi looked and saw Sakuya's red face look out with anger. "Oh? Are you upset?"
"No...I'm FURIOUS!" She yelled while chasing Megumi across the house with a few bombs in her hands.
"Learn to take a joke!" Laughed Megumi staying out of her reach.
"MY FACE NEARLY GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS!" She yelled out.
"Oh my, I thought it was cold. Want me to try again?" Asked Megumi ducking past Sakuya jumping at her.
"JUST SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS MY FACE!" She yelled in anger. She threw one of the mouse shaped explosives and caused Megumi to go flying before crashing into the teapot with her tea in it.
"GAH! IT BURNS!" Megumi screamed in pain while the hot liquid seared her face.
"Karma's a bitch." Spoke Sakuya with satisfaction.
Megumi started to roll on the ground in pain while babbling incoherent sentences.
"Oh for goodness sake." Sakuya walked over to the kitchen faucet and got a cup filled before throwing the cold water on Megumi.
"Ah….Sakuya...Sorry about earlier..ow…" The frog witch said while getting up.
"Well it was rude to bring those chocolates, but who retorts with scalding the person's face?" Deadpanned the witch.
"...no one, but that scorpion witch."
"Scorpion witch?" Sakuya blinked. "Oh! You mean Medusa and Arachne's little sister?"
"Yes. Shaula...the bitch that stole my prized toads from me. Especially Aesop."
"Technically you never found proof that was her."
"There was a scorpion's tail in one of my dead frogs! With her magic in the stinger!"
"Yes, but we have several witches who can copy others magic. Plus didn't you taunt them because they didn't have a true theme?" Sweatdrop Sakuya.
"...Maybe, but I didn't taunt any during that event." Megumi said while placing some fresh tea into the teakettle.
"Just saying, even if it was her, she hasn't been heard for a while, so maybe she's laying low."
"Or maybe she's raising the dead." Megumi joked.
"She's not a necromancer, she might be a little annoying to you, she's still their sister, so I wouldn't be surprised if she took after them a little.
"A little? She experimented on a spider, a cobra and a scorpion when they were younger and created the first Spiorbra hybrid." Megumi shivered. "And it tried to eat us in our own beds."
"I was trying to forget." Sakuya dipped her head with anime tears. "Now I'll have nightmares."
Both shivered before remembering something important.
"Hey, Megumi."
"What is it?"
"You know that Mizune and Eruka are trying to 'date' Naruto right?"
"Oh? You mean besides the fact they always go over there?" She asked sitting down as Megumi got the tea kettle.
"Yea. And maybe you know...we can help them?" Sakuya asked.
"Hmm, well I have been eager to see them get together. Especially since they use to all cuddle when they slept over." Smiled Megumi.
"Especially...Dokurin." She smiled. "And I seem to remember that we also cuddled with him as well."
"Well he loved it when we sang to them or wanted a hug. Of course, he just liked nestling here." Megumi nodded to her chest.
"Oh? Well he liked resting his head here." Sakuya said moving her butt. "He even purred like a cat when he slept next to it."
"So you finally admit to having a big butt? Good for you!" Megumi gave a thumbs up.
"I never said that. But Megumi...you have been getting a little bottom heavy." Sakuya grinned while pointing to Megumi's butt. "And it looks like the grand canyon now."
"Let's just enjoy our tea before I start serving mouse sandwiches." Smiled Megumi with a tick mark on her head.
"Or frog legs…" Sakuya said. "Oh and is that a picture of a shirtless Naruto on your fridge?" She pointed to the picture.
Megumi turned and it showed a child Naruto in a small swimming pool with the other girls. "Yes, but why are you staring? Oh! Are you secretly a cradle robber?" Grinned Megumi back.
"And what if I am? You tried to kiss Naruto while he was sleeping!" Sakuya blushed.
"Says the woman who had no problem becoming a pack of mice and cuddling around him." Smirked Megumi.
"Calling the kettle black, Miss turning into tadpoles and swimming in his bath?"
Megumi kept up her smile and started filling up Sakuya's cup, but made sure it overflowed with some dripping on her friend's lap.
"...OW! Megumi!"
"Oops, my bad."
(Timeskip-after finishing their tea)
"So Megumi...Want to check on our children?"
"Hold on." Megumi waited for a minute before reaching down to the floor and picked up a toad before setting it on the table. "Alright, what's the news at their home?"
'They are watching a movie called "The Princess and the Frog." My lady.'
"Perfect! Once we get there, I'll make sure Eruka is the first to kiss him." Grinned Megumi.
"Oh no you don't! Mizune will be Naruto's first kiss!"
"Eruka!"
"Mizune!"
"Eruka!"
"Mizune!"
'Shurna.' the frog said while both witches looked at it confused. 'What? I thought it was a random name game.'
Both sweatdrop before Megumi's form was covered in a puff of smoke and there set a large grey toad on the chair.
"What are you doing in that form Megumi?" Asked Sakuya.
"To get my legs pumping, you could use the exercise, melon butt." Grinned the toad before hopping off the seat and out the window.
"HEY!" Said Sakuya while changing into a mouse and jumping out the window after her. "GET BACK HERE BOOBZILLA!"
The toad of Megumi's sighed before hopping off to take a nap. 'They are both going to get their wishes...but not in the way they expect.'
(Naruto's house)
"Hey Megumi." Said Sakuya from outside the door.
"What is it?"
"Why are we dressed as ninjas again?"
"Well I thought it would add a little flare. Just 'accidentally' knocking their heads together for a kiss has been done. So we just be careful and make it tricker."
"Ok...But why are we just standing here then?"
"True ninjas don't use the front door. We'll climb the wall and sneak in through the window."
"Neither do mummies and look what happened." Sakuya said remembering a scene from a movie she watched a while ago, The Mummy Returns. "They just destroyed the walls like a Kishin on steroids."
"Fine, stay here then," Megumi started climbing the wall with suction cups. "I'll make sure to take a picture of Naruto and Eruka's kiss for a souvenir.
"SQUAK!" Yelled an eagle that was nested on top of a rain gutter next to Megumi.
"Quiet." whispered Megumi.
The bird didn't listen as it started pecking her face. "SQUAK!"
Sakuya snickered while Megumi tried swatting it and transformed into her mouse form before running over and climbing rain gutter and jumped on the window's edge.
"Meow." Said a red velvet cupcake colored cat on the window next to Sakuya.
"Oh no!" Squeaked Sakuya as the cat licked his lips and grinned.
"Meow!" It said before jumping at the scared mouse witch.
Sakuya jumped away and slid down the rain gutter before running as the cat ran after her with hunger.
"MEOW!/SQUAK!" Said the hungry predators as they chased the witches into a hole in the wall while they crashed into it leaving them flat out in pain. "AH!"
"Phew! We're safe!" Spoke Megumi as they walked deeper into the hole.
"Let's not do that again." Sakuya said while finding a very strange object in the shape of a scorpion on the floor. "Is that a witch's camera?"
"Ignore it, we need to move before the movie is done!"
"Fine." Sakuya said while putting the camera into a pocket dimension. "Let's get going boobzilla."
Megumi kept quiet as they saw the hole lead to the living room and spotted Naruto, Tsubaki, Crona, Mizune, and Eruka on the couch facing the tv.
"Aw. Look at this, my daughter is cuddling with Naruto." Sakuya smiled.
"So is Eruka." Grinned Megumi before she started discretely hopping behind the couch.
"But who is the girl?" Sakuya said pointing to Tsubaki. "A fellow witch?"
"Not one I've ever seen." Megumi grunted as she started climbing the back of the couch.
"Hey Naruto-kun." Said Eruka. "Can you pass the popcorn?"
"Hurry!" Said Megumi while falling into the popcorn bowl.
"Sure." Naruto reached over and held it to her. "Here ya go."
"Megumi!" Said Sakuya as Eruka was about to eat her mother!
Eruka reached in and scooped some popcorn up and munched on them while Megumi could be seen if her daughter looked straight down.
"Fuw...that was close."
"Naruto-kun...can you pass the tea." Tsubaki said while Sakuya panicked since she was behind the kettle.
"Sure thing." He stood up and walked towards it.
'Ha!' She cried before jumping onto Naruto's shirt and crawling down his pocket. 'Now I just need to silently tell Mizune what to do, and she'll have Naruto's first kiss.
"Onii-chan" Said Crona. "There's a frog in my tea."
"Huh?" He looked down and blinked at seeing the animal. "Well that's odd."
"Croak." It said before jumping out and onto Tsubaki's' breasts, causing her to scream.
"AAAHHHH! NARUTO-KUN!"
'What did she say!' Thought the two witches in anger.
'She added 'kun'.' Thought Eruka, Mizune, and Crona with frowns as the girl jumped up and ran around while trying to push the frog off.
"Croak….Squeak." It said while a mouse's tail appeared.
'Not another one of Shaula's experiments.' Sakuya frowned.
"Psst, Eruka." Spoke Megumi in a whisper.
"Mom? What are you doing here?" She whispered back. "And why are you in the popcorn?"
"For one. It was the only place I could have hid….even if you almost tried to eat me." Megumi said. "And I'm here with Sakuya to get one of you to kiss Naruto."
Eruka blushed while looking at Naruto trying to calm Tsubaki down. "But how?"
"Just do what I say and Naruto will be yours." She grinned.
Eruka nodded while Sakuya stuck her head out of Naruto's pocket and made a small squeak for her daughter to hear.
"Mizune~" Sakuya said while said daughter turned and looked into Naruto's eyes and blushed.
"Mizune? What are you staring at?" Asked Naruto.
"Nothing!" She blushed while Sakuya facepalmed.
'Mizune...why did you have to get my denseness?'
'Was I imagining that?' Thought Mizune.
"Naruto." Said Eruka with a smile. "Come over here."
"Sure." he replied after grabbing the frog and gently set it outside before walking over. "What is it?"
"Well…."
"Go on."
"I….Really…..um…" She blushed before Mizune realized what was going to happen and grabbed Naruto's other arm.
'Get away from Naruto you toad!' Thought Mizune with a glare.
"Eruka! Turn on the charm!" Whispered Megumi seeing the obstacle.
"What charm?" She asked while tugging Naruto's other arm.
"Pretend to faint and he'll catch you, then surprise him!"
"...What? That will never work mom!"
"Do it!"
"No need to yell." Eruka said before fainting.
'Oh no you don't!' Thought Mizune as she too pretended to faint.
This caused Naruto to yelp as they both pulled him down to the ground. "Ag!" He said in pain.
"Onii-chan!" Crona ran over. "Are you alright?"
"Naruto-kun!" Tsubaki said also running over and helping Naruto up.
"I'm alright." He spoke standing up.
"And why did you say 'kun' ?" asked Crona with a frown.
"Well….um...because he's my meister!" She blushed. 'I can't believe I used that suffix!'
"Um...Nar..uto…" Said the two girls in a small voice.
"Huh?"
"...Naruto…" They said again.
"You two alright?" He asked crouching down. Instantly both girls grinned and sat up.
Chu!
Chu!
And kissed him on the cheeks, making Tsubaki blush and look away while Crona's face darkened in a frown.
'GO ERUKA/MIZUNE!' Thought Sakuya and Megumi.
Naruto's face lit up while the girls giggled.
"Naruto-kun~" They said before glaring at each other. 'Mine!'
"Well, time for me to head out." Megumi muttered climbing out of the bowl.
"Same with me." Sakuya said before winking at Megumi.
"What?"
"Let's first get out of the house, turn back, and then do a kiss on cheeks and run!" Sakuya smiled as she left the pocket and scurried down the hall.
"Not a bad idea." Grinned Megumi following.
(Two minutes later)
Knock Knock.
"Hmm?" Naruto walked to the door and opened it before smiling. "Hey there Megumi-san, Sakuya-san."
"Hey. Naruto-chan." They teased.
He chuckled and looked around. "Everything alright? Did anyone spot you?"
"Nope~" Sakuya said. "And we have a small gift for you."
"Really? What is it?"
"This!" They both said before kissing his cheeks.
Naruto's face lit up again and watched as they quickly transformed into their animal forms before scampering off. "H-Hold on!"
But by the time he could get his bearings together, the two very happy witches were gone only leaving a small card with their numbers on it on the ground.
He picked it up and put it away while questioning if he was dreaming since he not only got kiss by two, but four girls. Two of which were their daughters.
'You are a chick magnet.' The nine tailed fox thought in his cage. 'A luck chick magnet.'
(Unknown rainforest)
"Hmm, this looks like the place." Spoke Free walking in front of the group while pushing some leaves out of his face.
"So. What else do we need?" Asked Blair. "We already have a Genie's nail and a Minotaur's fang."
"We need the blood of a chimera, some kind of bone belonging to someone called Kagura, and the head of some bat god." Read the Werewolf from the list.
"You mean Camazotz?" The swordsman asked. "The god of Death, the Night and Sacrifice?"
"The same one." Said Free as a massive mosquito flew by and got eaten by a massive carnivorous plant.
"Angela, stay close." Spoke Mifune.
"O..ok.." She said a little scared at the plant.
"Maybe we should split up?" Blair asked. "It would go much faster."
"Yeah, the faster we're done the sooner I can sit back and relax with some booze." Spoke Giriko.
"Yea Yea." Blair said while developing a tick mark. "Just get going or I will turn you into a woman."
'Heh, jokes on you, it wouldn't be the first time.' Thought the demon weapon.
"Knock it off." Free growled. "We'll split up and get this done with quicker. Who goes with who?"
"I'm making sure that this boy is safe and away from Angela." Blair said with a low growl.
"News flash pussy, I'm probably way older than you." Spoke Giriko with a frown.
"Really? Well I saw Aristotle in person." Blair grinned. "And he was a really….unique philosopher."
"Woopdeedoo, you already sound like an old hag."
"Watch it. Chains for brains."
"Enough, me, Angela, and Blair will go for the manticore." Spoke Mifune.
"...Why with you? I chose him." Blair pointed at the Demon weapon. "And you don't need me around!"
"I just wanted to be sure Angela is safe."
"Ask Free to help."
"Nah, I work better alone." Spoke the werewolf.
"Same here. You two can babysit the brat." Spoke Giriko.
That got him tied up by some rope before being dragged by Blair. "You're coming with me."
"We'll go after the bone." Spoke Mifune.
"And I'll acquire Camazotz's head." Free said with a toothy grin.
"B-But what if get lost?" Asked Angela in worry.
"Don't worry Angela." Mifune said while picking her up and onto his shoulders. "I'll protect you."
"When you're done, just head back to base." Spoke Free.
"Fine, but don't expect chainy here to remain a man." Blair said walking towards the east.
The two males almost felt bad for Giriko, almost. The last three headed out in two other directions.
(In a temple)
"So….another chakra user is coming?" Said a voice. "Let him come."
(Outside)
"Hmmm, the bone should be in that temple." Spoke Mifune looking at the old ruined building.
"Mifune. What is that?" Angela said pointing to a ten tailed monster with a woman on it's head.
He turned and saw it was a large statue. "Possibly some form of respect for what this temple might have been made for."
"Or just me in one of my moods." Said a voice from behind them. "And my ass doesn't look that big!"
Both turned around with Mifune getting in front of Angela with a serious expression.
"What? I mean no harm….unless you plan to use my lifeline as a weapon." The woman asked as her three eyes looked at them with a small glare.
"Who are you?" Asked Angela in curiosity.
"Oh. The Rabbit Goddess, Kaguya." She said while smiling. "Is she yours?"
"In a way yes, now explain yourself." Spoke Mifune keeping a hand on one of his swords.
"...Well...It might take too long and this temple does have werebunnies…" She teased.
"We just came here for a bone, the bone of Kaguya, one of yours I assume?"
"Oh you mean my creators' bone...are you trying to start another ten thousand year war!?" She said while her third eye glowed a dark red.
Angela grew nervous and scared at the eye while Mifune frowned and was ready to pull out his swords.
"Sorry." She said as her third eye closed. "That particular memory still irks me."
"I don't know what happened, but if you try anything, I won't hesitate to kill you." Came Mifune's cold tone.
"...Kill me? But I'm an eternal being of chakra." She laughed while petting Angela's head. "I don't know why everyone is ticked off at my appearance, I love children."
Mifune gripped the handle, but stopped when he saw Angela smile and didn't move, at least not yet.
"You know, I had two sons...and they sealed me in the moon because I was…..well….." She started to blush. "In love with them…."
Mifune blinked and covered Angela's ears. "Um...can we just get the bone?"
"You never answered my question, Why are you here and what is your purpose at acquiring my bone?" She said while picking Angela up and placing her on her shoulders. "Aw~ So cute."
"We need the bone for our boss." Spoke Mifune a little calm seeing Angela didn't seem bothered by the woman.
"And yet you don't know WHY you want it." She said while smiling. "That bone was enough power to start another war among humans, one that will never end."
"I'm just following orders, now are you going to tell us, or do I have to look for it myself?"
"You're a samurai right?" Kaguya asked. "Or are you just a hit man?"
His eyes widened and frowned. "That's not the issue here."
"So you are a Samurai, funny, my first husband was one too and he tried to kill me on my wedding night."
"That was mean!" Spoke Angela.
"Yes it was. He did so because he was a fraud and a lazy man who couldn't even handle a sword much less his famed 1001 blades of heaven or something like that." Kaguya said. "Anyways, if you need my bone, you'll find one in the room when you enter."
"Aw...I wanted to stay with you...Mama." Angela said with a frown.
"Aw." Kaguya smiled while holding the child with her arms. "You called me 'mama' how sweet."
Mifune smiled at the warm scene and slowly walked towards the temple.
"Oh and Mifune." Kaguya said while tickling Angela's stomach with her fingers. "Look out for falling rocks and sharpened spikes."
He nodded and walked inside and looked around the vast walls each covered in strange symbols like a giant raccoon dog and a six tailed slug.
He saw an old bone on the ground and walked over, but felt his foot pressed down on a hidden switch. The switch activated and the picture of a nine tailed fox opened up revealing a very disterbing was of a great war with both witches and some kind of ninja against hords of mutant monsters lead by a monster with ten scropion like tails. Just as Mifune was about to leave, the sounds of gears was head as a rather large bolder came out from a nearby wall.
He pulled his sword out and grew serious as it came at him before jumping up and swung down and landing behind the boulder as it split in two.
He was about to leave with the bone in hand but something caught his eye. Inside the boulder was a large sword of iron that not even a regular human could hold.
'Impressive.'
"Oh my old blade." Said Kaguya while holding Angela's hand. "Ah that brings back memories of killing both evil humans and evil supernatural spirits. Good times, Good times."
"I didn't take you for a sword user." He remarked walking over and grabbing the bone.
"Well. I was trained by a crusader that survived hell while i just created the Dragonslayer for fun." Kaguya said while walking over and holding the blade with just one arm. "Oh and this blade helped start the 'badassery' trend."
"I'm not even going to ask." He remarked putting the bone in a container.
"Oh since you didn't turn into a bunny from touching the bone. You are father material." Kaguya said while carefully wording the fiance portion. "And...I'm coming with you….hubby."
"No you're not, we're going." He spoke walking out of the temple. "Let's go Angela."
"No." She said while hugging Kaguya. "Not without mama."
Mifune was surprised and looked at Kaguya. "She's really taken to you, and fast."
"Yep. And that makes me happy. Um...Angela Ōtsutsuki...such a nice ring to the next princess of the world." Kaguya smiled.
"I'm a princess!?" Beamed Angela.
"Of course. Especially since your mama is the head of the Ōtsutsuki. Along with your papa here." Kaguya smiled while looking at Mifune.
Mifune blushed and rubbed his head. 'Can I let this happen? I need to keep Angela safe, but we need to get back to Shaula's base.'
"Oh...Hubby. I need to say this, You are my husband but if you break my heart or try to kill me on our wedding night.." Kaguya said while her third eye opened. "I will end your time as a man."
"N-Now hold up! I never said I was your husband." He got out.
"But you just said that Mifune." Teased Angela.
He blushed as both girls giggled. "The point is, me and Angela need to leave, now."
"You can't since well…" Kaguya pointed to the entrance, now covered in giant vines."Those plants will shoot poisonous toxins that would take down an elephant."
Mifune frowned and held his sword before Angela ran over. "Wait! Can't we take mama with us? Please?"
"Yea..Please~" Kaguya said while both girls looked at Mifune with the infamous bunny eyes of cuteness.
Mifune felt his resolve slowly break down before slumping in defeat. "Alright."
"Yea!" Kaguya said while grabbing the swordsman and kissing his lips. "Now stand back...this blade can cut even armor." She spoke as the Dragonslayer was pointed at the vines. She ran over and swung it, causing the vines to shred to bits with one swipe, along with some parts of the temple as well.
"WOW! MAMA IS SO COOL!" Angela yelled out in excitement.
"Not bad." Remarked Mifune.
"Thanks hubby. But I seem to be a little rusty. If I was at full power this temple would have be cut in half." She boasted. "Oh! But before I forget, don't be surprised if my form vanishes."
"Mama?" Angelia asked in confusion. "Are you….a ghost?"
"Well in a way yes. My body is sealed in the moon, as I mentioned, and any remains of me on this planet each have some part of me in them."
"Like a shadow?" Asked Mifune. "Or a parasite?"
"You mean that failed creation Zetsu? Then yes." Kaguya said while rubbing her head. "That creation is too...well...mother obsessed." She then patted Angela's head. "But don't worry, I might vanish, but as long as there's a small piece of that bone, I'll still be here."
"Mama…" she started crying before hugging her. "Don't go...please.."
Kaguya smiled and hugged Angela back. "Don't worry sweetie, I'll still be here."
"Mama.." She smiled. "I love you…"
Kaguya kissed the witches forehead. "I love you too Angela-chan."
Then an unexpected thing happened, both Mifune and Angela gained a mark on their hands, a crescent moon with a small circle next to mark of the long forgotten Ōtsutsuki clan.
"Now we're one big happy family." Smiled Kaguya before her form started flickering before disappearing.
"Mama!" Cried Angela with tears in her eyes.
"I'm still here my child." Said a small voice from the bone. "Don't cry."
"So you'll be in there for the time being?" Asked Mifune.
"Yes hubby. But if I find out you are using me for evil...I will slap your ass to oblivion with my DragonSlayer."
He paled and gulped as they walked out of the temple.
"Oh and is Angela-chan a chakra user?"
"A what user?"
"Chakra. The foundation element of Ninjas and other creatures including me, the first user and practitioner of Chakra."
"She's witch and can use magic, but that'll happen when she gets older."
"Oh? Magic….Haven't seen a witch since the bastard Asura tried to use some kind of attack on me...when I was trimming the branches of the God Tree."
'Hmmm, I have a bad feeling about all this.' Thought the swordsman.
"Hubby? Is that bastard still around?" Kaguya asked while leaving the temple and reentering the rainforest.
"No, he was beaten by Lord Death years ago."
"Yet I still feel his aura...somewhere to the north I believe."
'Wonder how the rest are doing?'
(With Blair)
"You're a woman!" Yelled Blair as they sat on a now dead Chimera, with the demon weapon in a female form due to the creature's blood affecting her to the point of changing bodies again.
"Now I am, I've been one before." Shrugged Giriko.
"...Yet your flat." Blair smirked pointing to Giriko's chest. "Flat as a cutting board."
"Still alive, now let's go before I see if cats really do have nine lives." Grinned the demon weapon.
"Fine...Girika~" Blair purred while taking a sample of the beast's blood with a syringe.
Said woman growled as they left the corpse with the blood.
(With Free)
"AG! YOU BASTARD!" Yelled a monster bat with eight eyes. "YOU WILL PAY FOR HARMING A GOD!"
"Yeah yeah." Spoke Free in his werewolf form.
"NOW!" It said while charging up a blast of dark energy from its mouth. "DIE!"
Free just grinned before forming an ice pillar under the god as it shot up and impaled into the creature.
"Y….OU...BASTARD…." The god said before succumbing to the injuries and slumpted.
Free smirked before jumping up and cutting the head off.
"I curse you….when the moon hands high..your nature shall be destroyed by….the flying serpent..." The head gasped before falling silent.
"Whatever." Shrugged Free putting the head in a container. Not knowing that the next full moon was a month from now.
(Naruto's house)
"Hey Naruto?" Spoke Tsubaki.
"Yea?" Said Naruto while reading a book.
"Should we try resonating our souls? If we're going to be partners from now on, we'll need as much practice as possible."
"..." Naruto was silent for about a few minutes before nodding his head. "Good idea."
"Ok." Tsubaki said before turning into her Chain and Sickle form. 'Ready Naruto?'
He nodded and grabbed them before closing his eyes and focusing. He tried imagining both their souls with a small spark as they slowly touched and he swore he felt something before a sudden backlash came out and he dropped Tsubaki who went back to her human form as they fell unconscious to the ground.
(mindscape)
"Welcome..." Said a voice as both weapon and meister/witch started to wake up. "Welcome to my prison."
Both looked around and saw they were in some dark sewer-like area with an enormous cage in front of them.
"So...You are my jailer...like your mother before her." Said the voice from within the cage.
"Who are you?" He asked looking in the cage.
"I am Kurama...The Nine tailed fox." It said as it revealed its massive form to the pair. "And you are pathetic."
"How?" He asked with a glare at the beast.
"You can't even use chakra and you have no experience at women."
"Chakra? What the hell are you talking about furrball!?"
"...See what I mean." The fox said to Tsubaki. "He's pathetic and doesn't even know his heritage at all."
"What heritage?"
"His true mother's heritage...the way of the shinobi."
"What do you mean true mother?" Asked Naruto with a frown.
"You were adopted because of the circumstances of the night you were conceived."
"Liar! My mom is the one who raised me!" Growled Naruto.
"I'm not one to lie about this...especially since I talked to your foster mother about this topic years ago." The fox said while a orb appeared in his hands. "This orb will show you the events before and after your conception."
"Yeah right." Naruto looked away with a frown while Tsubaki walked to the orb in curiosity.
"Just like that Blue haired bastard...stubborn and hates the truth." The fox jerred. "Now come over here or I will show Tsubaki your wet dreams about her."
Tsubaki blushed while Naruto growled. "I never had any dreams about her! I hardly even know her!"
"No wonder you are so anti-social. You blurt out the most harshest of human language for no reason." Kurama glared. "Just come here now."
"Stupid fox." He grumbled walking over.
"Yea Yea. Call me stupid when I'm older than most of humanity. Now touch the orb and don't act like Black star...it's really getting annoying."
He frowned before both of them put their hands on the orb and felt a rush of memories entering their minds.
(A few seconds later)
"Now do you believe me...Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Gorgon?"
Both the teens eyes were wide in shock while Naruto sat down.
"Well? I'm waiting for you to be humble." The fox smiled. "Hello? Fishcakes!"
"So it's true….my mom….birth mother….died…" he frowned in sadness.
"Yes….but she wanted you to live and become happy. Will you disregard Kushina's final wish?"
"Of course not! I'm just…..I just need time to let that sink in."
"Oh by the way about your 'Soul Resonance'...Try using my Chakra until you regain your ability to create and mold it."
"Will that really work?"
"Yes. I once saw a magic user with Shakaku in her and well...how do you think the Sahara was created?" The fox explained while growling at the mention of the insane raccoon dog.
"How do I use your chakra?"
"Simple. It's just combining external and internal energies, like nature and your own spirit."
Naruto gave him a deadpan expression.
"What?"
"That literally didn't tell me HOW."
"God…..Just think of it as a steam engine. The natural energy as the coal, the fire as the inner body, and the steam as the result."
"Give it a try Naruto." Smiled Tsubaki.
"I agree with the girl. Try it and who knows...you might raise the dead with the large chakra amounts you have." It joked...somewhat. "Scratch that, DON'T raise the dead!"
"What do I look like, some Necromancer?" He frowned.
"No. But some ninja have developed techniques to summon the dead, create mini black holes and summon Death himself."
Naruto closed his eyes to focus.
"Naruto...Your hands…" Tsubaki said while looking at a ball of orange energy forming like a mini tornado in Naruto's right and left hands.
Naruto looked and jumped before the energy dissipated.
"Ah the rasengan...just like your father." The fox smiled. "And in both hands too. You are a natural."
"Huh, didn't expect that."
"Well. You are the son of a village hero...even if your 'Lord Death' turned him into a doll."
"A doll?" Tsubaki asked confused.
"Yes. Lord Death turns some souls into dolls and well...uses them like action figures." The fox sweatdropped.
"That's sick!" Growled Naruto.
"Not really. He makes sure to break the evil souls and cares for the innocent souls, like your birth father."
"Um...Mister Kurama...Can we get out of here now?"
"Yes. But just answer one question. What is more important, power or family?"
"Family." Spoke Naruto without hesitation.
"Good. You have my respect. But remember, don't be a bitch star."
"I'm nothing like that brat." Scowled Naruto.
"I know that….But you were acting a little like him earlier so keep that in mind, harem master." The fox grinned before the two disappeared and returned to the real world.
(Real world)
Naruto and Tsubaki slowly sat up and saw they were back in the house.
"Naruto...Are you ok?" Tsubaki said with concern.
"Yeah, but all of that….wow."
"Yea. But I believe that you will be a better ninja that Black Star." Tsubaki smiled. "So ready?"
"Yeah, let's see if we can get it this time." He spoke as she transformed into her chain scythe form.
'Ok!' She said in her weapon form. 'Oh and do you really dream about me?'
"No! That damn fox was trying to piss me off I bet." Growled Naruto.
'Oh...' She replied. 'Alright, let's try to resonate.'
"SOUL RESONANCE!" They cried out as they felt their souls becoming one with each passing second. As this occurred a orange glow enveloped them as Tsubaki's' form grew longer and more demonic like. The silver metal changed to black while small red eyes formed on the handles.
'Naruto.' Said Tsubaki in a feminine demonic voice. 'This feels great...Naruto-kun~'
"Tsubaki? You feeling alright?" He asked in surprise at the suffix and tone.
'Yes Naruto-kun~' She spoke while her inhibitions disappeared and her inner voice became dominant. 'I'm just great, especially in you powerful hands...My master~'
He blushed. "Uh, maybe we should stop?"
'No master~ Why stop when I can show off my curves~' She purred while turning into a sword with a single eye in the center while black lines covered the blade like rust. 'Well? Sexy?'
"Uh, well you do look pretty cool." He replied while finding this awkward. "Uh, any other forms or is that all?"
'Just three more...Master~' She smiled while turning into a smoke bomb with sharp teeth, a shuriken with sharks teeth, and a combat sword with a foxes head and a fully naked Tsubaki picture on the blade. 'Well? Beautiful and sexy? Master~'
'That chakra might be messing with her head.'
'Not really. It's just showing her inner self.' Said the fox head. 'And hey fishcakes.'
'What the- since when can you speak to me now?'
'Since your adopted mother allowed me to be your familiar.'
He sweatdrop.
'Master~ I love you.' Tsubaki said before Naruto cancelled the Soul Resonance and returning her to human form. "...Naruto….did..did I.."
"Yeah." he nodded looking away.
"...IMSORRYNARUTO! PLEASEDON'THATEME!" She said while blushing redder than Kurama's fur.
"I don't hate you, but we may need to be a little careful when we resonate."
"Yes...Naruto." She smiled while hugging Naruto. "Thank you."
"For what?"
"Letting me stay here and letting me be your weapon."
'Aw. Young love.' Teased the fox. 'Way to go Harem Lord!'
'Shut it furrball!'
'Make me fishcakes.'
Ring! Ring! Ring! When a nearby telephone next to the kitchen wall. "Call from...Arachin NY."
"Uh, let me go get that." He walked over and grabbed the phone. "Hello?"
"Hey It's me Arachne."
"Hey aunty."
'Sorry for calling you but...I kind of need a favor from you.'
"What is it?" He asked curiously.
'My daughter is feeling ill as of late and she wants you to be her personal doctor for a while.'
Naruto made sure Tsubaki wasn't listening and whispered. "Can't Mosquito-jiji do it?"
'He's out of town and Dokurin really wants you to be with her.'
"But I'm not a doctor, I still hate taking medicine still!"
'Are you really going to let my daughter die from this if it's discovered to be a life threatening virus?' Spoke Arachne. 'And I thought my own sweet little nephew was more warm hearted than that.'
This caused Naruto to freeze up.
'Well are you going to help or should I just let my innocent child die from your selfish actions?'
"Well you're being kinda paranoid, I mean who's to say it's not just a simple cold or flu?"
'She is coughing up spiders and blood!' She growled.
Naruto gulped and could tell his aunt was probably scowling. "Alright, I'll get over as soon as I can. And next time, you could just say that to begin with."
'Good oh and one more thing….this disease somehow gave her the lower half of a spider as well.'
"Alright, odd."
'That and she started making dolls of you from her silk." Arachne smiled.
"Uh, anything else I should be concerned about?"
'Just one. She started eating flies.'
"Alright, I'll try to get over as soon as possible."
'Excellent now good bye my foxey mage and don't forget to bring some tea bags with you.' She said as the phone disconnected.
He put the phone down and sighed. "Tsubaki? Sorry, but I gotta leave."
"Family matters?" She asked.
"Yeah, Dokurin's a little sick and my aunt needs me to look after her."
"Oh...can I come?" She asked.
He stiffened up and kept his voice calm. "No need, my aunt specifically wanted me to come. Besides, this way you and my sister can get to know each other." 'Hopefully not too much.'
"Ok….Besides Crona was asking me to cut her hair today." She smiled while inwardly frowning that she couldn't come.
"See? You two can use this for some bonding time. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get a cab to get there."
"Wait." Tsubaki said while giving Naruto a peck on the cheek. "For good luck."
He blushed and nodded while walking out while Tsubaki blushed crimson at her bold move.
(Outside Arachne's castle)
Naruto sighed in relief as he reached the castle via his mom's broom and walked to the entrance.
The door opened revealing his aunt. "Welcome Naruto."
"Hi aunty, so where's Dokurin at?" He asked.
"Same room as always Naruto, but mind the webs." She smiled as Naruto walked into the Castle. 'And maybe watch out for my daughter's kisses.'
Naruto walked down the hall to head to Dokurin's room while we cut to said room with a dark figure tying more silk on her latest doll.
"Naruto-kun~" She purred while creating the doll. "You are mine...forever~"
(Nurse's office)
Medusa was currently working on some paperwork when she felt a cold chill down her spine. 'Naruto...be careful.'
On his bed, Black Star sat up after feeling his body all healed up and started taking the bandages off.
'Now. Get to the library and research madness.'
Black Star nodded and got up before walking out of the infirmary.
'Good soon you will be a god among all.' The voice smiled
"Well of course." He grinned entering the library and frowning at all the books. "I hate this place."
'What a baby. Just get the books, read them, then leave.'
'I know what I'm doing.' Thought Black Star as he walked to one of the shelves and looked across the titles for what he needed.
'Oh there it is, The book of Asura.' The voice said with a smile.
Black Star stopped and grabbed it before walking over to a table and opened the book.
'Now read it thoroughly or else the power you seek will never be yours.'
'Heh, after I'm done with this, I'll put that bitch and that punk in their place, beneath me.' He grinned reading the book.