Chapter 13! Please review!

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Bossman has changed his status to 'Staring At Pepper's Legs'

Pepperpot- Go away Tony.

Bossman- I'd love to, but if I got up and walked out of this meeting I honestly think you'd kill me.

Pepperpot- You're right, I would.

Bossman- Then how am I supposed to go away? :)

Pepperpot- Just stop staring at my legs.

Bossman- Pepper, it's hard to not stare, you're at least 5 inches smaller than usual.

Pepperpot- Yep.

Bossman- Why?

Pepperpot- You're the one staring at my legs, you tell me.

Bossman- YOUR HEELS HAVE GONE! :O

Pepperpot- Yes, they have.

Bossman- WHY HAVE YOUR HEELS GONE?!

Pepperpot- One of the heels snapped off.

Bossman- :O

Pepperpot- These are the only shoes I had under my desk.

Bossman- :O

Pepperpot- Tony, stop it.

Bossman- :O

Pepperpot- Tony…

Bossman- :O

Pepperpot has blocked Bossman

How did the heel snap?

Pepperpot- Tony! I blocked you!

Bossman- I know, and it wasn't professional :) But seriously, how did the heel break?

Pepperpot- You can't unblock yourself.

Bossman- I just did, are you forgetting who invented the system? And by the way 'you can't unblock yourself' can sound INCREDIBLY suggestive :)

Pepperpot- Only to you, you have a filthy mind. And you didn't invent IM-ing.

Bossman- I invented the Stark Industries version, it allows me to unblock myself when my apparently-professional-PA blocks me.

And you'd only accuse me of having a filthy mind if you got where I was coming from, which means you have a filthy mind too ;D

Pepperpot- No comment.

Bossman- You're more than welcome to unblock me Pepper.

HAHAHA you've gone BRIGHT red!

Pepperpot- Only because me irritating boss has been dropping innuendos on me.

Bossman- You love it Pepper.

Pepperpot- I don't, and I thought you said you'd changed.

Bossman- The day I stop dropping innuendoes on my GORGEOUS assistant will be the day the world ends.

Pepperpot- And then you and Spider Man and any other superhero in the world will save it, right?

Bossman- Yep, then I'd come home to my beautiful girlfriend who would have been insanely worried but also insanely proud about me and of me.

Pepperpot- Keep dreaming.

Bossman- Pepper, face it, 75% of the time you're there waiting for me when I come home.

Pepperpot- God only knows why.

Bossman- Cause you lurve me :)

Pepperpot- I do not.

Bossman- Pepper and Tony sitting in the tree…

Pepperpot- Tony, don't you dare.

Bossman- Doing things they shouldn't be!

Pepperpot has signed off.

JimRhodey has just signed in.

JimRhodey is a lame name.

JimRhodey- Yeah, well so is Bossman.

Why does Pepper look like she wants to kill you?

Bossman has just signed off.