I would only be stating the obvious if I said that I was terrible at keeping promises. For example, I promised my sister when I was ten and when she was eight that I would give her five euro if she'd shut up while I was trying to watch TV. I didn't give her any of the money and I flat out said: "I broke the promise". As if I couldn't care less. It was a spur of the moment, really. And we were stupid kids back then.
This is the memory this fic has brought upon me. I promised you guys seven updates over the summer. All ye got was six. SIX! ONE UPDATE SHORT OF A FREAKIN' SEVEN! True… six is an upside down nine, but I broke the promise. I failed to have the chapter up by the time I returned to college. Then, I decided to have the chapter up by the end of September. I failed. Again. I know that in my second year of college I will be forced to deal with shitloads more projects and the like, and that when I'm in college I have to socialise more than I normally do in the summer, when I'm a hermit. But what do I do in my spare time?! Just promise me that whenever I make a promise when it comes to fan fiction, don't believe it. Chances are, I am going to fail miserably. I'm just too unpredictable.
Responding to the reviews:
Kyrogue23 – Glad you like the randomness. As for the murderous bot, well, we'll see. To be honest, I tend to freestyle when I write.
I'll Cover Angel and Collins – Brick will only get stranger and stranger, so I'm glad you like that. I'm also pleased that you liked Gwen and Zoey's discussion about Izzy. Thanks for the wonderful review.
Knifez R Us – Thanks. You liking the challenge idea has helped to boost my motivation. You'll be glad to know, there will be more B-Justin interactions over the coming chapters and Harold still has more surprises up his sleeve… or should I say insults and strange facts? Oh well. As for listing who's been voted out every chapter, I guess maybe should do that. You're right. I will. Thanks for the advice, and thanks for the awesome review.
TotalDramaLover – Thanks for the compliment. You've waited long enough for this.
Mysterious – Don't worry, I'll keep writing. Glad you like it, as well as Psycho Trent, Crazy Brick and annoying Harold.
Jaynezstar – We'll see. Jo may or may not get through to Brick. That depends on Brick, though. Anyway, thanks for the review.
TheImpossiblyAwesomeWriter (all reviews) – It's good to see that you are sympathising with Scott. I'm sure he'll get some redemption… if I feel like giving it to him, that is, ha! Glad you liked Courtney's apology, Spider-Zeke and the Wise Samurai of Knowledge. I prefer insane Brick more than strategic Brick too. Sorry about Sierra's anti-American comments. I'm sure she meant to be just cheesed off with the federal government, along with every other government in the world, but I suppose I should've left that out altogether. Are you rooting for Harold? I'll see if I can change that. What is a party without Psycho Trent? Brick's sanity will only continue to dwindle. More information on the guy on the phone Brady was on to will be available later on. Yep, we still haven't seen the last of Psycho Trent. It's a good thing you find it strange whenever B is talking. Anyway, I'm glad that you enjoyed this story. Thank you for reviewing all of the chapters so far. Hopefully you will enjoy this chapter as much as the rest of them.
The Cheesebub – This gave you nightmares? Thought so. But I'm glad you still loved the anyway. One of the funniest you've ever read? Aw, shucks! I'm also glad you like my style of writing. Regarding the screen time of the non-insane characters, well, I'm working on it now. That's why from now on challenges will take place over two chapters, unless there are few characters left. In fact, that's partly why I decided at one point to make it out that Zeke was absent until the ninth chapter because the imposter-Zeke was too insane. Anyway, thanks for the awesome review! Glad that one of the best contributors of the fandom is reading this.
Guest (both reviews; assuming you're the same person) – Uh… what?!
WARNINGWARNING – Like I'm gonna tell Trent I'm writing ten stories at once. Thanks for the review!
Amethyst Kitsune – You've waited long enough. Maybe even too long…
GreenPokeGuy – We can all agree that Harold, while hilarious, can be annoying. Courtney is going to have a tough time helping Trent. But he might be cured of his obsession. Thanks for the reviews. Glad to see you're enjoying this fic.
TDI rules – We'll see. But Izzy will definitely be shagging everyone.
Guest – We'll see.
While we are on the topic of reviews, I have some bad news: the competition has been cancelled. You see, a while ago I was informed that two of my 2011 Happy Tree Friends fics have been taken down for being interactive. The moderators put me on probation for three days so I wasn't able to update again until the following Sunday evening. Now I'm worried that this fic is interactive just because I have been thinking up a random number in my head and giving away a prize to the reviewer who gets that number. So here's a change of plan: I will upload a poll on to my profile page. It will have a question and you pick one of the answers, much like a typical poll. But here's the twist: I'm not going to reveal HOW the winner will be determined until the poll closes. Sounds like a plan?
Anyway, this story so far has over 8,000 hits and 101 reviews! You guys are awesome! Ye bring smiles to my face! To show my appreciation, I have uploaded – at the slowest pace imaginable – this chapter, just for you guys! Enjoy!
Total Drama: Island Renewed
Day 10: Murder in the Dark (Part 2)
Team Red
"Okay, so I figured it is best if we split up," said Heather.
"I couldn't agree more," LeShawna coldly replied. "You can take Scott and Mildred with you."
"IT'S BLAINELEY!" Blaineley shouted.
"Nobody cares," Heather rolled her eyes. She diverted her attention back to LeShawna. "As for your idea, I couldn't agree more. I need to be with my alliance. Alone."
"Fine, but no threesome," LeShawna mused.
Heather rolled her eyes. "Fuck you, LeShawna," she retorted.
"Don't make me want to punch cha!" LeShawna threatened, rolling up her sleeve.
"Let's just go," B interjected. LeShawna gave Heather one last glare before following B into one of the lifts.
(Video Diaries)
LeShawna – "You'd think Heather has changed but let me tell you this," LeShawna points out, "the only reason Heather wasn't such a pain in TDA and TDWT was because in TDA nobody could be fooled twice… well by the same person anyway. As for World Tour, it was pretty much the same, as well as the fact that we had Ale-hand-job on that season." LeShawna huffs. "Now that we have like-minded villains such as Scott and Mildred, and morons such as Lightning and Justin, that cat-kissing bitch now has the chance to revert back to her old ways. I've got my eye on that girl."
(End of Video Diaries)
Team Green (Minus Brick)
"Where's Brick?" Jo demanded.
"He stayed behind," Sierra rolled her eyes.
"I'll go get him," DJ shrugged, heading back towards the kitchen.
"You should go with him too," Jo informed Geoff. "We've already lost Cody, so we can't lose another teammate this early in the challenge. So I prefer not to have people go off on their own."
"Right on, brah," Geoff nodded, running to catch up with DJ.
"So what now?" Sadie asked. "Should we wait for them?"
"Team Red is splitting up into groups, so maybe we should do that too," Jo suggested.
"OMG, Sadie, you and I should totes form a group!" Katie squealed.
"Like, totally!" Sadie squealed.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Katie and Sadie squealed in unison as they ran off, holding hands, down a random corridor.
Sierra rolled her eyes. "Well at least they're enjoying the challenge," she shrugged.
Jo was surprised. "I thought you were one of the few people who could tolerate Chris's rubbish challenges," she said.
"That's changed," Sierra sighed. "Especially after the explosion in Alberta…"
"Look," Dawn assured Sierra, placing her hand on the fan girl's shoulder, "what Chris has done to you was unforgivable, but it's best not to let that get to you. This will only make Chris enjoy torturing you more."
Sierra brightened up. "You're right, Dawn. As long as Chris is terrified of us, there's no way he can torture me more than he did in Total Drama World Tour! I say let's beat the shit out of that bot and show Chris what we're made of!"
"Yeah, that's the spirit Sierra!" Jo cheered her on. And so the three girls headed off in search of the bot.
Team Blue
"Okay, so into what groups should we split up?" Bridgette wondered.
"Guys, we can't split up!" Harold protested. "Every group needs someone with brains among them, and since I'm the only one here with brains, we cannot split up! Gosh, you're such an idiot for suggesting that, Bridgette!"
"Let's split up into groups of five," said Bridgette, quickly. "The person who will not be in a group will be Harold."
"Agreed," said everyone else besides Harold in unison.
"Fine, be idiots just like Bridgette, GOSH!" Harold shouted, stomping away.
"Mike and I will be in a group," said Zoey.
"I'll come as well," Noah shrugged.
"So will Izzy!" Izzy chirped.
"Oh boy, I can't wait to go already," Noah sneered.
"Gwen and I are going in a group," said Bridgette.
"Is it okay if I come, eh?" Zeke asked.
Bridgette shrugged. "Sure. Lindsay, you want to come?" she asked.
"Not in those pants," Lindsay cringed. "They take hours to wash."
"That's… not what she meant, Lindsay," Gwen mused. "I'll take it you're in our group then."
"I'll guess I'll be joining," said Alejandro.
"No," said Gwen. "You're not coming with us."
"Why not?" asked Alejandro. Gwen, Bridgette and even Lindsay glared at him.
"Oh," said Alejandro.
"Well he's not coming with us," Noah rolled his eyes. "I've had enough out of him after sharing a cabin with him for the past week and a half."
"Actually, I'd rather have him than" – Mike paused to point at Chef – "him in our group," said Mike, shuddering.
"I'm right here, ya know," Chef hissed, raising a fist.
"Maybe if you weren't blaming me for what Chester did I wouldn't have given a shit whether you or Al was coming with us," Mike retorted.
"Yer just pissed cos I broke yer girlfriend's pendant," Chef sneered. "Ya know you could easily fix it with superglue!"
"Well then you can fix your cane with superglue," Mike sneered back.
"Guys, this is just getting out of hand," Izzy interjected. "We'll take Cheffie, cos Izzy loves her epic-fights with Cheffie!"
"Looks like I'm stuck with you guys," Alejandro smirked, batting his eyes at Bridgette, Gwen and Lindsay. Bridgette, Gwen and Lindsay looked at one another, and then over at Alejandro.
(Video Diaries)
Alejandro – Alejandro is covered in sweat. "Where (pant) did (pant) they (pant) get (pant) the (pant) fucking (pant) wagon (pant) from?!" he pants.
Gwen – "Now that's what I call, karma," Gwen smirks.
(End of Video Diaries)
Blaineley, Heather and Scott
"Okay, now that we're alone, it's time to discuss the alliance so far," said Heather. She turned to Scott. "So Scott, how have Justin and Lightning been doing lately?" she asked.
Scott rolled his eyes. "They're both annoying, but at least Lightning is willing, or stupid enough, to do what he's told," he replied. "Justin… all he does is whine about how ugly he is."
"Does B suspect anything?" Heather asked, giving Scott an even more serious look.
"Unfortunately," Scott rolled his eyes. "But it's no big deal. He's only got LeShawna and probably Eva on his side."
"Well he might have JUSTIN on his side if you keep treating him the way you've been treating him lately," Heather scolded.
"Wait, how did you know that?" Scott demanded.
"We can hear him bawling and roaring across the wall," Blaineley rolled her eyes. "It's driving Eva demented."
"Well Justin needs to grow some balls and man up!" Scott declared.
"I agree with you," Heather admitted, "but throwing him around the place, insulting him and ignoring him whenever he comes on to you is not going to help. If I recall his run on Total Drama Action, he would become confident if only every homosexual or bisexual male and every heterosexual or bisexual female was staring at him."
"Are you saying I have to stare at him?" Scott demanded.
"Yes, and let Justin come on to you," Heather added. "You also have to give him the occasional slap on the arse."
"Are you out of your bloody mind?!"
"Don't be ridiculous; just imagine you're hitting on the biggest nerd at your high school."
"Why don't you hit on Justin?!" Scott demanded.
"I'd rather lick my own arse than go anywhere near the cretin," Heather snorted.
"Well if you won't do it, I won't do it," Scott huffed.
Heather glared at Scott. "If you don't do what I say, then I'm going to tell everyone about your wheelchair," she smirked.
"What do you know about my wheelchair?" Scott glared at the queen bee.
"You think I'm stupid?! I can see you swinging your legs right now!"
Scott looked down to see himself swinging his legs back and forth. He froze. Then he gave Heather a dirty look. "Fine," he spat, "but if I'm going to have to lull the man-whore into thinking he looks better than a piece of shit that's been stepped on, you're going to have to do the same."
Heather gasped. "Did you not hear a word I just said?!" she shrieked. "YOU are going to make Justin think he's hot, or ELSE!"
"Relax, I know my orders," Scott smirked. "But you'd better know YOURS… or ELSE!"
"What if you are going to do to me if I don't suck up to Justin?" Heather sneered.
"Well let's just say I've been browsing a website called FanFictionNet," Scott replied. "I never knew we had a 'talented' author among us." Scott air-quoted 'talented' for emphasis.
Heather sighed relentlessly. She knew when she was beaten. "If you even think about blurting out my guilty pleasures I'll..."
"Just do your job, and I'll do mine, and our secrets will remain with us," Scott assured her. He spat on his hand and held it out. Heather cringed, not wanting to get Scott's germs on her hand. Nevertheless, she recomposed herself, spat in her hand and – VERY reluctantly – clasped it in Scott's.
"You'd better be washing your hands with soap," Heather hissed.
"Let's just make sure Blaineley can keep her trap shut-" Scott paused. He surveyed his surroundings. Blaineley was nowhere in sight. Heather and Scott look down to see a trapdoor that opened into the abyss. The door slowly closed.
"Aw, goddamn it?!" Scott demanded.
(Video Diaries)
Scott – "Great! Just great!" Scott complains. "Now we've lost half our team!
Heather – "I know this meant we were down another member, but you have to admit, it was funny," Heather smirks, filing her nails. She stares at the camera. "What? Try being in an alliance with Blaineley, never mind sharing a cabin with her," she scoffs.
Harold – "Scott is such an idiot," Harold mopes. "Whether he needs the wheelchair or not in real life, why would he need to have a wheelchair in this synthetic environment? GOSH!"
(End of Video Diaries)
Alejandro, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Gwen and Lindsay
Bridgette, Ezekiel, Gwen and Lindsay were sitting in a red wagon.
Alejandro was pulling the wagon along, panting.
"Am I forgiven yet?" Alejandro asked.
"No!" Bridgette, Gwen and Lindsay replied in unison.
"Very well then," Alejandro muttered, glaring at the camera with a sinister face.
(Video Diaries)
Alejandro – "They are going to pay," Alejandro hisses. "ALL of them will pay."
(End of Video Diaries)
Chef, Izzy, Mike, Noah and Zoey
"This is all your fault!"
"No! Yours!"
"Yours!"
"Yours!"
Chef glared at Mike.
Mike glared back at Chef.
"Maybe I'd be more cooperative if ya hadn't broken my cane!" Chef shouted.
"Well after the way you've been treating us like shit these past few seasons you deserved it!" Mike shouted back.
Noah rolled his eyes. "Good, scream louder so that the bot will show up and kill us before we're ready," he mused.
"Stay out of it, egghead!" Chef ordered.
"If you two want to keep fighting, then do it somewhere else," Noah shrugged. "But since I care about Mike's safety since he has not been doing my head in as often as most other people I know, I'd prefer if you two would put off fighting until after the challenge."
"But that's no fun," Izzy protested. "Izzy wants to see some action! Izzy wants to get INVOLVED in some action! Hiya!" Izzy dived up into the air and kicked Chef in the face. The cook growled at her and proceeded to chase a cackling Izzy down the corridor, causing Noah, Mike and Zoey to roll their eyes in disapproval.
"This isn't going to end well," Zoey shrugged.
"Welcome to Izzy Ville, Zoey," Noah replied.
Brick, DJ and Geoff
Brick was still bawling and roaring over Sierra throwing his Happy Meal in the bin, when logically, Brick could've just withdrawn it from the bin and eat the food as if nothing happened. Of course, this never occurred to Brick.
DJ stormed into the room and scolded: "BRICK! I am very disappointed in you!" Brick bawled even louder. "Cry all you want, but you've been a major embarrassment to this alliance!" DJ snarled, marching over to Brick and grabbing the cadet by the shirt.
"BUT SIERRA WAS BEING A POOPY-FACE!" Brick wailed.
"Well it serves you right," DJ hissed, sitting down on a chair and pulling the cadet stomach-down across his lap. "Maybe if you'd grow some balls and man up, you wouldn't have a reason to be bullied." The 'gentle giant' delivered a powerful slap to Brick's posterior, prompting the cadet to scream out in pain.
"WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A MEANIE?!" Brick demanded.
DJ kept slapping Brick. "Because you are acting like a child. You are seventeen years old for God's sake!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Stop crying or else I will slap you harder!" DJ threatened.
"WHOA, DUDE!" exclaimed an oddly familiar voice. DJ looked up and gasped. He was not expecting whoever it was standing over at the doorway.
Geoff.
Alejandro, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Gwen and Lindsay
Alejandro kept – very reluctantly – pulling Bridgette, Ezekiel, Gwen and Lindsay along until he stepped into a tripwire. This blasted the Latino over a banister and onto the floor of the level below. Naturally, this killed Alejandro. Naturally, Bridgette, Gwen, Lindsay and Zeke didn't give a flying feck.
It was a virtual reality universe after all.
Unfortunately, the explosion caused by Alejandro stepping on the tripwire prompted the wagon to speed off backwards.
Dawn, Jo and Sierra
Dawn, Jo and Sierra reached a dead end. Jo shrugged and said: "Let's look somewhere else."
"Wait," said Sierra, "knowing Chris, there must be some secret passageway." Slowly and carefully, the fan girl shoved an erotic painting of Chris aside. That's when the girls noticed a tunnel behind the painting. Sierra climbed in, followed by Jo and then Dawn.
Little did they realise that a familiar shadow that does not in any way resemble any of the participating characters was looming about the walls of that area.
Brick, DJ and Geoff
"Dude, I don't believe you!" Geoff scolded. He was sitting on a chair, cradling a sleeping Brick in his arms. "I can't believe you would treat someone like that! I thought you were supposed to be the gentle giant!"
DJ sat across from Geoff with his arms folded. He glared at Geoff. "He's seventeen years old. His behaviour was inexcusable," he said.
"Yeah, but mentally he's, like, three! People like that don't deserve the kind of treatment you've been giving him!"
"They do in a cartoon, or in a fan fiction written by some sick, sordid, sinister bastard," DJ coldly replied.
"Even so, I thought you had more common decency than that," Geoff glared. "I thought you were supposed to be nice to everyone except Harold, Chris and Chef. I thought you had a heart!"
DJ stood up. He leaned towards Geoff and scowled at the party boy. "Did you honestly think there was a nice person out there?" he questioned. "Did you honestly think there were people out there who have an open mind, can forgive and forget and put themselves in other people's shoes? Did you honestly think there was a perfectly decent person out there?"
"Well, I know you're not perfect," Geoff shrugged. "Harold, Chef and Chris would test the patience of a saint."
"There is no such thing as a saint, Geoffrey," DJ hissed. He turned around and walked a few paces as he said: "Never was; never will be. Evil can be found lurking in every corner of the earth. Greedy politicians serving themselves rather than their countries; old people forcing young people to kill each other just to see who is right and who is wrong; 'religious' leaders spewing random shit about homosexuality, miscegenation, women, people of other religions, etc.; greedy media moguls manipulating vast audiences into believing their lies; CEOs draining the earth's resources; schools doing fuck all while innocent children and teenagers are being bullied; people judged based on looks, sexuality, gender identity and other shit; the list goes on."
"Is that any of a reason to be evil?" Geoff questioned. "If you have a problem with society, why don't you make it a goal to fix it?"
"I didn't say I have a problem with society." DJ turned around; an evil grin plastered on his face. "I am going to embrace all of its faults!"
Geoff was horrified. "You- you bastard!"
"Says the asshole who left my rabbit for dead!" DJ snarled.
"How-"
DJ let out a sinister laugh. "You think I don't watch the repeats like everyone else?!"
Geoff gasped in horror. "Oh shit-"
Chef and Izzy
Chef continued to chase a cackling Izzy until Izzy jumped up in the air. Chef noticed this too late because he fell down the stairs. Izzy landed on the cook and cackled as she rode him like a toboggan as they descended. Eventually, Izzy got bored and jumped up, only for the trapdoor at the bottom of the stairs to open up.
…which Chef fell in.
The trapdoor closed before Izzy could follow him. Needless to say, she was disappointed.
(Video Diaries)
Izzy – "Aw… Izzy wanted to know what it feels like to shift a homosexual from the opposite sex in a synthetic environment," Izzy frowns. She brightens up. "That's why Izzy's glad there is another homosexual from the opposite sex on the show!" she chirps.
(End of Video Diaries)
Dawn, Jo and Sierra
Dawn, Jo and Sierra were crawling through the tunnel when all of a sudden, disaster struck!
"HELP!" screeched Dawn.
"DAWN!" Jo and Sierra gasped in unison. They turned around to see that the moonchild was being pulled back.
"You go on without me!" Dawn begged.
Sierra and Jo shrugged and continued. Dawn rolled her eyes as she was being dragged.
"Goddamn it, you're not supposed to abandon someone just because they asked you to leave them behind!" she scolded.
"Oh yeah," Sierra laughed, sheepishly. "Coming!" She lunged for Dawn and grabbed on arm. Jo grabbed on to the other. They pulled and tugged.
However, the force that was dragging Dawn from behind was a lot stronger than the girls estimated. They too were pulled back.
LeShawna and B
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but out of curiosity why didn't cha speak up when that trash framed ya?" LeShawna asked B as they were investigating one of the hotel bedrooms.
"I could've stood up for myself, but I just wanted to get out of here," B admitted. "Lightning was being an arrogant tool and Sam's gaming habits at night were keeping me awake. If Scott chose me or Sam as his next victim, I decided Scott should deal with another night of insomnia. Oh, and I've also lost count over how many times Svetlana snuck into the cabin to sexually harass us," B added.
LeShawna was disturbed. "I thought this was something only Izzy and Chris would do," she protested.
"Trust me," B warned LeShawna, "our generation of contestants is just as screwed up as yours. We have a pathological liar, a psychotic cry-baby, a mainstream moron, a brainless jock and Mike's personalities. Watch out."
LeShawna nodded, only for her to bump into the last person she wanted to see.
"Watch where you're going, GOSH!" Harold shouted.
"Oh, it's you," LeShawna deadpanned. Harold ignored her and glared at B.
"I remember you!" Harold scowled. "You were such an idiot in Total Drama: Revenge of the Island. Curse your inability to speak up for yourself when Scott, who is also an idiot, was framing you. GOSH!"
"I suppose that bot has been trying to avoid you," B sneered.
"If that's the case, the bot is an idiot, because he is supposed to be killing us!" Harold whined. "And your parents are such idiots! Beverly is a feminine name, not a unisex name! Curse your parents for being idiots! GOSH!"
"Okay, now I am insulted," B rolled his eyes.
"You deserve it for being an idiot," Harold shrugged.
"Harold…" LeShawna warned.
Harold sighed. "Fine," he groaned. "I'm sorry B. I should've understood that some people can't help that they are idiots."
"OH SHUT YER FUCKING MOUTH YOU FUCKING BITCH OF A WHORE!" came a startlingly familiar voice. A hatchet was impaled into Harold's head, causing the lanky teen to fall to the floor.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S GORDON!" shouted the assailant.
"OH! HELL! NAW!" gasped LeShawna and B in unison.
Mike, Noah and Zoey
Noah, Zoey and Manitoba Smith were searching the attic of the hotel. Actually, Manitoba Smith was searching the attic for clues while Noah and Zoey were discussing unimportant stuff.
Suddenly, they were interrupted by a loud screams coming from downstairs. Manitoba Smith gasped.
"SVETLANA VILL GO DOWNSTAIRZ AND ZEE VAT ZIZ GOING ZON!" Svetlana chirped, swinging her way down the stairs. Noah and Zoey rolled their eyes and ran after Svetlana. They reached the source of the screaming.
Only to see two skeletons in a pile of guts and in a pool of blood by the doorway into a bedroom.
"Holy shit!" Zoey gasped.
"Well… this is what happens in Chris's virtual reality challenges," Noah shrugged.
"Let's get out of here," Zoey suggested.
"NOT BEVORE SVETLANA GETS ZO ZE BOTTOM OF ZIZ!" Svetlana insisted, running into the bathroom before Zoey or Noah could stop him. Svetlana pulled behind the curtains to find Harold's bloody corpse in the tub. Some of the bones are visible and there is a hole running through the top of Harold's skull.
"ZIZ VILL MAKE ZE GUT ROPE!" Svetlana chirped, picking up the corpse much to Noah and Zoey's disgust.
(Video Diaries)
Zoey – "Svetlana is definitely the weirdest personality," Zoey rolls her eyes.
(End of Video Diaries)
Suddenly, the door to the bathroom falls shut. Noah, Zoey and Svetlana whirl around to see Gordon standing in front of the door, blocking it.
"I see you fucking fucks have wondered into my fucking trap!" Gordon snarled.
"Okay, I know this is an M-rated fic, but isn't this a little too much?" Noah rolled his eyes.
"Goddamn! Shut up! Shut your fucking mouth!" Gordon snapped. "I am aggravated enough doing a cameo on this fucking show and you are being a pain in the fucking hole!"
"Okay then…" Noah rolled his eyes.
"I SAID SHUT UP YOU FUCKTARD!" Gordon rolled. "THE NEXT TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH I WILL RIP IT OFF YOUR FACE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE IN REAL LIFE! AND I HAD SEX WITH YER MOTHER LAST NIGHT! FUCK YOU!" He grabbed the hatchet and raised it above his head before advancing on his victims.
"Svetlana, do something!" Zoey begged.
"SVETLANA VILL SAVE ZE DAY ZAGEN!" Svetlana chanted, pouncing onto Gordon and prying the hatchet out of his hands. Svetlana axed through the door, killing Katie and Sadie in the process because they happened to be standing outside the door squealing since Gordon shut the door. Of course, nobody took any notice. Svetlana darted out of the bedroom, followed closely by Mike and Zoey. Gordon ran after them in hot pursuit, screaming:
"COME BACK HERE WITH MY FUCKING HATCHET! COME BACK HERE WITH MY FUCKING HATCHET!"
As he ran after them, Gordon casually pushed DJ, Geoff and Brick off the railings and into the foyer below, where they fell to their deaths. All of them except DJ were gagged and had their hands tied behind their backs.
Gordon continued to chase Noah, Svetlana and Zoey until they reached a dead end. Gordon smiled like a maniac.
"HAND THE FUCKING THING OVER!" he cackled, stretching out his arm.
Only to get run over and killed by the wagon Gwen, Bridgette, Lindsay and Ezekiel were in.
"AND TEAM BLUE WINS!" Chris announced over the loudspeaker.
"Who lost?" Heather asked.
"Team Green!" Chris replied.
"Aw…" Heather moaned.
The wagon ran into Heather and Scott, causing them to fall down the stairs to their deaths. Mike, Noah and Zoey were taken out by another falling chandelier.
Campfire Pit
Team Green sat on their stumps waiting for Chris to get on with the ceremony. They wanted to get this over with so they could run to their cabins and lock their doors. You see, because Gordon was the bot in the virtual reality simulator, obviously he was physically present on the island. Chris insured them that he had Gordon sedated immediately after the challenge ended. Then again, you can't believe everything Chris tells you.
Chris showed up and said: "Team Green, I have nine of you guys sitting before me-"
"NIIIIIINE!" cheered Trent from Playa des Losers nine times.
"-But I have only eight marshmallows on this plate-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" wailed Trent from Playa des Losers nine times.
"-Anyway, the first marshmallow goes to… Jo!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sobbed Brick. DJ elbowed him on the side to shut him up.
"The next marshmallow goes to… Dawn!" barked Chris.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sobbed Brick. DJ elbowed him on the side to shut him up.
"The next marshmallow goes to… Sierra!" Chris continued.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sobbed Brick.
"Man you're annoying!" Chris groaned at him.
"This is the shit we have to deal with," Cody rolled his eyes.
"Any-who, the next four marshmallows go to… Katie, Sadie, DJ and Geoff," Chris went on, tossing them their marshmallows. Cody and Brick were left. Cody was nervous while Brick was too busy rubbing the lump on his head that DJ gave him when nobody was looking.
"Cody, Brick, this is the last marshmallow of the evening," Chris droned. "It goes to…
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"…Brick!" Chris tossed Brick the marshmallow. Brick caught it with glee, but the marshmallow fell out of his hand and into the dirt bellow.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screeched Brick.
Cody rolled his eyes. "Hey, at least you weren't the one voted out," Cody rolled his eyes.
"SHUT UP YOU ARE A STUPID MEANIE!" Brick howled. Sierra had had enough. She grabbed Brick, raised him above her head and fired him out into the woods. As soon as the crazed cadet was out of site, Sierra turned to Cody and said:
"I'm sorry you had to go. I wish you could stay."
"Well, at least I'd get a break from Chris," Cody replied, brightly, "and Brick, of course. Oh, and before I go, I have a present for you?"
"What is it?" Sierra asked.
Cody surprised his former stalker by taking her hands in his is and kissing her on the lips. Sierra was shocked at first, but she went with it and returned the kiss. It was very nice.
"I will see you later on," Cody assured her. "Kick butt."
"Will do," Sierra promised. Cody gathered his things and went over to the Hurl of Shame to be flung over to Playa des Losers. When he was gone, Sierra staggered over to the dock. That's when it hit her.
"YES!" she shrieked. "YES!" Jo and Dawn looked on and smiled, happy that their friend's crush is now her boyfriend.
(Video Diaries)
Jo – "It's a shame that Cody had to go, but at least he and Sierra are finally together," says Jo. "Of COURSE I've voted out Brick. I've been giving him too many chances. Hopefully he will go next time," she adds sternly, slamming her fist into her other hand.
Sierra – Sierra is excited. "My dream has just come true!" she squeals. "Cody and I are official! I owe it all to containing myself this season! But it's still sad he left. Mark my words, Brick," she warns, "you're going home next. Not for Cody, but for everyone that you have hurt. And for yourself. It would really benefit you if you don't embarrass yourself on TV as much. If you're watching this from the Playa, I love you Cody!" she beams, blowing a kiss at the camera.
(End of Video Diaries)
Woods
"I did what you wanted! Can I go now?!"
"No. This conversation isn't over."
"I voted for Cody just so you'd get off my back! I didn't want to vote him out; he was a sound dude!"
"Well tough! You are in this alliance whether you like it or not!"
"WHAT?!" Geoff gasped. "I voted out Cody and nothing more! That was the deal!"
"You are going to vote with me in every elimination ceremony or else," DJ threatened.
"Or else what?!" Geoff demanded.
"I will give Bridgette a few tips towards her elimination back in season one."
Geoff was sweating harder than he ever sweat before. He legs were trembling. "No… I voted out Duncan. Heather and Lindsay must've-"
"Bridgette was eliminated in a 6-4 vote," DJ smirked. "Obviously Gwen and LeShawna were not going to vote out Bridgette, and it wouldn't make sense for Bridgette to vote herself out considering that she wanted to continue. Izzy obviously liked Bridgette better than Duncan. So what does that leave you with?"
"How… how did you know?!" a horrified Geoff gasped.
"If you voted against Duncan, it would've been a tie," DJ pointed out. "Besides, you and Bridgette weren't deep enough into the relationship at the time for you to cease being a frat-tard. Besides, you were terrified of Duncan at the time. You even helped him bully Harold because he made you."
"You, Duncan and I bullied Harold because of the way he frequently put us down!" Geoff insisted. "He made Tyler cry when Harold called him an idiot for believing in the Easter Bunny!"
"Brick is far worse than Harold. If it weren't for Duncan you'd be trying to get Harold stoned or laid rather than give him what he deserves."
"You'd better not tell Bridgette!" Geoff warned.
"Why? Because if I do you're going to rat me out?!" DJ jeered. "Face it Geoffrey, you have no evidence in favour of my recent heinous actions. Go ahead and be a snitch. Nobody would believe you. They'd be pissed because they thought you were my friend and they'd think you were bullying me."
"I thought we were friends, until now," Geoff sighed.
"I have no time for friends," DJ glared. "You'll do as I say, when I say it. So are you in or out?!"
Geoff sighed. He knew when he was beaten. "Fine," he huffed. "But if anything bad happens to Bridgette or any other innocent bystanders, I'm out!"
"Glad we're in agreement," DJ smirked, holding out his hand. Reluctantly, Geoff shook it. They parted ways. DJ headed deeper into the woods to locate and pick up Brick. As Geoff headed back to the campgrounds, he muttered under his breath:
"Dick."
Elsewhere in the woods
A figure was running through the woods until it found a suitable tree. The figure climbed to the very top to bark at the moon.
"CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! YOU WANKER! YOU KIDNAP ME; IMPRISON ME IN A FUCKING VIRTUAL REALITY UNIVERSE WHERE THERE'S NO WI-FI OR SATALITE TV AND THEN LEAVE ME OUT HERE?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR FUCKING CONTESTANTS AND PISS UP THEIR ARSES! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Suddenly, Gordon slips and falls of the tree.
Dun! Dun! Dun!
Will Gordon kill everyone? Hopefully not, but who's to say he wouldn't try? You'll find out his role later on as the story progresses. I'm also pretty sure that I have left a lot of things unaccounted for, so if you find any unfinished plotlines, don't hesitate to let me know.
VOTING RESULTS:
Brick – Cody
Cody – Brick
Dawn – Brick
DJ – Cody
Geoff – Cody
Jo – Brick
Katie – Cody
Sadie – Cody
Sierra – Brick
CODY: 5
BRICK: 4
ELIMINATED: Staci, Courtney, Trent, Owen, Dakota, Sam, Tyler, Duncan, Beth, Anne Maria, Cameron and Cody.
PEOPLE IZZY SHAGGED: Blaineley, Izzy, Justin, Scott, Harold, Noah, Chef, Brick, Lindsay, Trent, Anne Maria, Brady, some RCMP and medical personnel, Alejandro, Zoey, Gwen and Bridgette.
CHARACTERS THAT HAVE KILLED AN INTERN: Courtney, Izzy, Trent, Brick, Owen, Eva, Lightning and Scott (killings don't count if they happen in Virtual Reality).
Sorry Cody fans. I know there are many of you guys out there, and most of you guys love Cody. I wanted to keep him here as well, and he is in my top ten. However, I needed to cause drama and make you guys love to hate Brick and DJ. You may be wondering why Katie and Sadie would vote with DJ, but think about it, those two would do anything DJ asked them to do in this fic because that's how naïve they are. You'll still see more of Cody. Oh and he's finally hooked up with Sierra. Now, I don't really like Coderra at all, but since Sierra is being OOC in this fic, I figured it wouldn't hurt to hook them up. This is my way of rewarding Sierra for being sane in this fic.
Regarding the poll about Courtney, it is now closed. 11 out of the 49 votes suggested that she should date Trent. Cody came in second with 9, but that doesn't count since he's with Sierra. Harold and Noah got 7 each, and DJ and Zeke got 5 each. Cameron and B got 3 and 2 respectively. Now, the votes are non-binding, so you still have no clue as to who is going to be Courtney's boyfriend. But the poll did help me decide, so thank you all to those who have voted.
Thank God it's finally updated. That took two months longer than it should have had. I've uploaded this as part of Writing Spree Day, a day where you update as many fics as you can. Apparently, this hasn't been a good Writing Spree Day for me, but I'll try to get my other fics up before it is midnight in Hawaii. That's going to be hard, but worth it in the end. As for this fic, I am hoping to have the next chapter up before 2014. I look you guys, and I hope you have enjoyed this chapter!
Until next time!