Orihime's Questions and Ideas Concerning Espada
"Your mother is so fat that when she sits around Las Noches, she really sits around Las Noches!" Orihime said. She had been trying to explain types of jokes to Ulquiorra only to find he was extremely unaware of jokes in general. She was beginning to wonder if he had ever laughed in his life.
"I do not have a mother, although the logistics of such a large creature as you described are remarkable," he replied.
"No mom? I guess I can't use any of those jokes then," Orihime said. She tried to think to think of more jokes but her mind went blank. "Well, I do have some questions," she said finally.
"I have no reason to answer any of your questions," Ulquiorra answered.
"When Yammy is changing from one size to another, and going up in rank, what happens to the person who rank he takes?" she asked, a finger in the air.
"Explain."
"When he gets to number 4, does that make you 5?" she asked.
"Next question."
"I thought that hollow holes were supposed to represent where the person lost their soul. So why is the hole in odd places on some Espada? I mean, Nnoitra's soul wasn't in his eye was it? Maybe it was his brain? Then again, if he has a hole in his brain, how can he think? Is the part of his brain that is missing that part that would make him not crazy, because he seems pretty crazy to me. Also, if he's so tall, why does he wear that giant dome spoon thing over his head, it just makes it more noticeable. He should try to balance his body type by having something larger and wider near the base of his body. Maybe he should try a skirt with a large petticoat!"
"I did not think that I had included caffeine in your nutrients for the day," Ulquiorra said with a deep sigh.
"Guess what?" Orihime said cheerfully. "I made a list of all the Espada and their fraccion in order of who I think is the cutest to who is the scariest! Want to see?"
"No," Ulquiorra answered.
"Are you sure? I think you might be surprised!"
" …" Ulquiorra paused. "Yes."
"Haha, just kidding, I didn't make a list!" Orihime said with a laugh. "You know who would be at the very bottom of the list though?"
"I don't care."
"Aaroniero. Isn't he gross?" Orihime shuddered.
"Yes," Ulquiorra agreed.
"Look, you did answer one of my questions!"