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TMNT (c) Nick
I DID NOT ASK FOR ANY PERMISSION TO DO THIS.
This a fan will be directed by Hermana! Yay! Oh, and the show here is longer than Angelxoxo8's Beacuse I want to challenge Hermana's English.
Contestants for the new direct:
Angelxoxo8
Hermana Kunochi
Cat girl
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Judy: And welcome back! Today, we will be interviewing Hermana Kunochi!
Hermana: Hey, there!
Judy: Hermana, why do you think that you should be the new director of the set?
Hermana: I think it sounds as a good opportunity to learn English better. Besides, I'll write my Spanish in English in a few months, once I have time.
Judy: Okay then. Do you like the challenge of typing the Kraang?
Hermana: Portraying the Kraang is already hard in Spanish, 'cause we compose phrases in a different way. English is a totally diferent way of doin' it.
Judy: Well, surprise, 'cause today, we have a Kraang Squad to teach tell you how to speak Kraang.
Hermana: Wait, what was that last bit?
Kraang 1: Kraang, it is the one known as Hermana Kunochi.
Hermana: Kraang? At my interview? Of course.
Kraang 2: Kraang thought that the one known as Hermana Kunochi speaks the language known as Spanish.
Hermana: I'll tell you this in Spanish, Kraang, "Son unos tarados".
Kraang 3: The one known as Hermana, do you like the ones known as the turtles?
Hermana: If I didn't, do you think I'd be here?
Kraang 4: In that case—
Kraang sub-prime: Seriously?! Why can't we just speak how I speak?! That way Hermana wouldn't have a hard writing how we speak!
Hermana: Sub-Prime, that's a totally different deal, regular Kraang are dumber. But, still funny.
Kraang sub-prime: So let's start over, shall we? Uh how do you say that again? Oh, uh, Como illamas?
Hermana: Como te llamas!
Kim: Guys, it's time to shoot!
Kraang sub-prime: Oh, look at the time, gotta go!
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Leo: Okay, here's the plan. Donnie, you're going to strike first.
Donnie: No, wait. You want me to come at Splinter? I'll get pummeled.
Mikey: Don't we get pummeled everyday?
Raph: He's gotta point.
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Mikey: The hand that punched Splinter. You know, you can never wash this again.
Leo: What? That's gross! I'm washing it!
Mikey: But you can't! It's the hand that punched Splinter!
Hermana: Mikey, if you kicked Splinter's butt with your foot, wouldn't you wash your foot?
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Leo: We are definitely getting better.
Raph: Think we might be catching up to Splinter?
Donnie: Yeah, maybe soon, we won't need him to train us at all.
Hermana: Yeah, wait for when you have kids and train them.
Mikey: Ow. Think that went through the heart dudes, squish squish.
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Rat King: Through your eyes, brothers, I finally see the world for what it really is. This city is infested. Scrambling around in their pointless lives, spreading disease, forcing us to live in the shadows, like vermin.
Kim: Aren't rats vermins?
Hermana: They're pests.
Donnie: Rats aren't vermins, they're rodents.
Hermana: Such as Mikey chewing on a pizza.
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Rat King: They are the true plague.
Mikey: Hey! Your a human too, you know!
Hermana: I still don't understand the point in calling himself 'Rat King'.
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Leo: Uh, guys, we may have a problem.
Mikey: Oh, rats.
Raph: Get it? For the 14th time, yes.
Kim: How may times has Mikey said that?
Hermana: Fourteen and counting.
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Leo: Chew on that, rat finks! Oh, come on. That sounded cool.
Kim: I don't think so. What do you think, Hermana?
Hermana: Neh, not bad.
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Leo: Donnie, you're the smart one. What do we do?
Donnie: Maybe we should poke him.
Leo: Good idea. Mikey, poke him.
Mikey: No way, I'm not poking him. You poke him.
Leo: Okay, we'll put it to a vote.
Turtles: Mikey.
Mikey: I want a recount.
Leo: Okay, Kim, Jerry, and Hermana, do you agree that Mikey should poke Splinter?
Kim & Jerry: Agree.
Hermana: It's his funeral.
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Mikey: *Splinter voice* Michelangelo is awesome. He is the smartest, handsomest, butt-kicking-est of all my sons.
Donnie: Is that even a word?
Mikey: I don't know, but I sounds better than most-agility-est.
Donnie: Yeah... Still not a word.
Hermana: Mikey invents new words every time he can.
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The turtles try to grab onto pipes. The three turtles succeed but Mikey tried to grab onto the pipe. He is too late and the rats drag him along with them.
Turtles: Mikey!
Mikey: Dudes, I think that a rat or two entered my shell! Help!
Hermana: Let's just hope they don't get to his butt.
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Jerry: Hope you don't mind, Hermana, but um, violent scene, leaving now.
Hermana: As you wish, it's a free country.
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Jerry: Man, I regret leaving whenever there is violent scene. I could've given Dr. Flaco some candy.