A/N: Umm hey guys, it's ub147 here, this chatper's gonna be a bit different cuz after I put up my last chapter, my new friend at school Jamie wanted me to make something just for him in my Dark Future fic, so im gonna try my best for him, im not super sure how this is gonna turn out but well see. Okay Jamie, hope u enjoy.

CHPAPTER 13

July 23rd, 4000 A.D.X (they reset the timeline after the nanovirus dedtroyed 98% of the worlds' global population)

KOLFAX POV

It was almmost dinner time and everyone was reclining in their chairs around the dinner table. We were really looking forward to it cuz Baxxter will be cooking. He has many secrets but one thing you might not know about him is Baxxter used to be a 5 star chef..that is, until Grima Corp's secret soldiers hacked into the polls and tanked my ratings…" hge said saddenedly. Chrom was on his new holo-phone, he was fassanated by all the new and cool games. He really liked Clash of Clans 9, Minecraft 3D pocket edition VR (connected directly to my cyberlink in my mind) and also Fortnite. Who could blame him though? They were really fun and cool.

Anyway, Baxxter's coming out now so lets see what hes bringing to the table.

"So what's in this stuff anyway?" Jac said scooping out a scoopful of whatever it was.

"Baxxter laughed and said "It's my signiture 5-bean casserole! Mom used to make it all the time growing up in Block 47 and now I do too~! ...when i can get the ingrediants..." He put down the dish; and the steams was getting everywhere.

Baxxter was refferring to how the coroporate police would take food and different ingredients to feed their OWN EXCLUSIVE police parties leaving nothing to the prolariat and the middle men like us below them. To them, we we're NOTHIN. Just sheep at the bottom of the corporate ladder...

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I asked conversively, "but the one world government limits our rations to only three beans. How did you get the other two?"

Baxxter put a smirked on his smile.

"You know me well enouugh Kolfax, I've got my ways" he smirked. He was right and has many secrets and one thing we all know about him is he likes to keep the secrets hidden. Sometimes I wonder what secrets he has that he makes sure even WE don't know about…...

We all servered ourselves some casserol (Jac took two portions beacuase he was REALLY hungry) and then he said cheers then we started to eat.

Baxxter wasint kidding! This casserole was amazing. Flakey crust, smooth all the way down. Went great with a beer (which we kept away from Kolfax Jr, cuz he's not old enough).

Mizu started groaned and help her stomach, did she need a band aid or something?

"Oh...uhhh guys I'm not good with that food group, I realy gotta…"

Suddenly she farted SUPER LOUD, like "BRAAAAAAP BRAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP". We all stared at her eyes widened like vases dropping and falling on the ground shattering like thunder's storms in the sky pouring down clouds and rain.

She blushed hard and even though it was really funny, i still felt bad for her. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBB" She continued.

By this point, Baxxter was scambling for the A/C, trying to turn it up full blast, but as he got up from his chair he let loose a pretty big one too: "Oh jeez sorry guys I gotta BRIPPTT BRIPPTT BRIIIIIIIIPPTT oh shit…" "BRIIIIIIIIIIPT BIIIIIIRIIIIIIPT BRIIIIIPT BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPT BRIPT BRIPT BRAAAAAAAAPT BRPIT BRAAAAAPT"

By this point Kolfax Jr was laughing his ass off, and when he grabbed his sides, it really did come off! "BRRRRRTTTTHHHHAAAARFFFFFFFSSS THWEEEEEEP" For some reason, his sounded really whistly, which made him laugh even harder. "God dammit you BWAAAAAAAAAAMP guys BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT hearing you fart is BRAAAPT BRAAAAAAAAAPT making ME FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRT fart!"

""He was right I realized, EVERYONE STOP FARTING" but to no eveil.

Jac didn't wanted to not fart, but he couldn't help it., "BOOM!" and it shook the tavble. I swear maybe it shook the entire city BLOCK, because somewhere in the distance I heard strange noises! Jac was the only one not laghing now.

Chroms eyes were tearing up, but when he started going, it sent him to his feet! "FLAAAAARRRTTHPT! FLAAAAAAARTHPT, FLAAAAARTHAAAAAAAARTAAAARTARTAAAAAARTHPT PLTH PBLTH PBLTH PLBTH BPLAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH" We could tell he had just had a little bit left so we waited for him to finish, and it petered out by the end "THHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZDT Thzzdt fweeeeeeeeeeeeeee…. Fwump" and we were all about to say something then bARCHETTA WAS FLAPPING HER WINGS TO TRY AND CLEAR IT AWAY.

"Hey son…" siad Kolfax Senior, "heh...hehaheh, pull my finger BRAAAAAAP BRAAAAPPPP BRAPPPPPPPPPPPAPPPP oops too late! Heh kids, I would make a fart joke, but I'm aftraid that it would stink!"

We all frowned at him, even Barchetta. We all thought it was over, but then.

"Ohhhhhh noooooooooooooo guys, I don't feel so good…" said Mizu. She looked like she was cluenching her stomach and I wasn't sure why.

"Hey Mizu do you need some medi-gel? We got some in the pantree." I blurted. But I didn't say it in time because-"

"I...I tihkn I just need…" she said then "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP oh jeez guys I'm sorry I BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP oh man oh man I gotta BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAP bRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP oh noooooooooooooooo oh like oh man BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA{ BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRABRABBRAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !:

"Hehe, oops." Mizu said cutely.

A/N: Well, I hope you liked it Jamie I tried to make it funny, and i made sure Mizu farted the most like you asked so i think i got it all right, um yea tell me at school what u thouight, i'm in study hall and usually Mr. Baker just lets us be on our phones all the time if we tell him we're out of homework so yeah ill bethere. so like i said guys next time its gonna be back to the real story, join me next time in my next cool chapter of Fire Embelm Dark Future!.