Disclaimer: I don't own KHR! Watch out for spelling and grammar errors and people swearing!
Mukuro: Ku fu fu this is going to be fun
Tsuna: Yeah for you not me!
Atsuko: Don't worry Tsuna nothing is going to bad is going to happen
Tsuna: That makes it a little better
Hibari: …..
Atsuko: HIIEEE! It's the boogie man! DX
Hibari: What the fuck?
Atsuko: Please enjoy! =^_^=
Tsuna dug through his closet trying to find something to wear. Nothing to formal it's just a picnic, so the brunette decided on a white hoodie with the number 27 on the right sleeve and blue jeans.
"Oh Tsu-kun you going somewhere?" Nana chirped, setting the laundry basket down.
"Ah! Yes me and my friends are going on a picnic" Tsuna smiled.
"Oh I'll make you some things!" Nana smiled, clapping her hands together.
"Thank you"
"Excited about your date Tsuna?" Reborn asked.
"I kind of a- REBORN!" Tsuna blushed, Reborn smirked.
"I'll give you one tip Tsuna"
"Eh what is that?" Tsuna asked the baby.
"Make sure the boys wear condoms and use lotion" Reborn smirked, walking away.
"EHHHHH! REBORN THAT ISN'T FUNNY!" Tsuna screamed at the top of his lungs embarrassed.
"Tsu-kun some boys are here for you!" Nana chirped.
"C-Coming!" Tsuna scrambled down the stairway to see Hibari, Mukuro and Tsubasa in the doorway.
"Hey Tsunayoshi" Tsubasa grinned.
"H-Hi Tsubasa"
"Here you go Tsu-kun" Nana smiled, giving the brunette a box nice wrapped in a cloth.
"Cake and Rice balls" Nana whispered. Tsuna nodded.
"S-Shall we go then?"
The three taller teens nodded, as they headed out the door.
They made their way to a top of the hill overlooking the park.
The dark haired illusionist took out a sake bottle.
"DUDE ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE!" Tsubasa barked at the pineapple.
"Don't worry dipshit there is juice in here not sake" Mukuro smirked.
Hibari and Tsubasa did not like that smirk so they simply wouldn't have any of that so called juice.
Tsuna grabbed the sake bottle pouring a cup full of 'juice'. The brunette chugged down the drink, reaching for the sake bottle again.
After about seven cups of the' juice' Tsuna was completely drunk.
"Eh? Tsunayoshi are you okay?" Tsubasa asked the brunette.
"Heh I'm f'ne Tswbasa" Tsuna smiled.
"Pineapple that was sake wasn't it!" The bluenette growled.
"Jeez don't worry blueberry it's not like Tsunayoshi is going to get naked and dance around" Mukuro scoffed, taking a bite out of the rice ball.
"Gwet naked? OW KAY!" Tsuna smiled, taking off his shirt.
"EH TSUNAYOSHI-KUN I WASN'T SERIOUS!" Mukuro blushed.
"Are you swure?" Tsuna blinked at the mis-matched illusionist.
"Yes now put your shirt back on"
"Not intwill I dwance naked fowr you guys" Tsuna smiled, making Hibari choked on the rice ball and Tsubasa sip out his juice. (Yes while Tsuna was getting drunk Tsubasa went and got juice)
The brunette started to undo his pants. He slipped them off, revealing his underwear.
"Heh" Tsuna blushed, he slipped his hands around the waist band of his underwear pulling them down.
Hibari pinched his nose from bleeding, Mukuro's and Tsubasa's pants got tighter.
"T-Tsunayoshi y-you don't have to do that" Mukuro gulped, looking away from the fully naked boy.
"I dwon't?" Tsuna blinked.
The illusionist nodded his head. The brunette put his underwear back on, strolling over to Hibari, placing himself in the Skylarks lap.
"Hibarieee's lap is weally swoft" Tsuna purred.
Mukuro and Tsubasa twitched, why'd Tsuna go sit on Hibari's lap instead of theirs.
"Ah! Hibarieee something is p'king me" Tsuna laughed, as Hibari's face turned red.
"It's rweally haaaaard!" Tsuna cooed.
Hibari couldn't find the right word to say. Mukuro pulled the brunette off of the officer's lap and placing Tsuna's of his.
"Eh?" Tsuna blinked.
"Isn't my lap comfy?" Mukuro smiled, down at the boy.
"Hibarieee's is more harder I wike it" Tsuna smiled, making all three of them gaped.
"Are you sure Tsunayoshi-kun?"
"Well Tswbasa's lap nweed to be swat on too" Tsuna cooed, getting up from the illusionist lap and going to sit in the bluenette's.
The brunette bounce up and down in Tsubasa's lap causing friction.
"Ow Tsunayoshi that's-" Tsubasa winced.
"Ah sworry" Tsuna frowned, gently rubbing Tsubasa's you know what.
"Tsunayoshi could you please stop that" Tsubasa blushed.
Tsuna tilted his head, but then crawled back over to his spot.
"Cwlothes? Where are cwlothes?" Tsuna pouted.
"EH! You m-misplaced your c-clothes?" The three harmonized.
"Gu'ess sow" Tsuna smiled.
The brunette flopped back down in his spot. Tsuna then reached for some cake but instead grabbed Hibari's junk.
"Eh? Thwis is not cwake? But it fweels like it" Tsuna smiled. Hibari blushed, pushing the brunette away.
"Heyyy I was enjoy twhat!"
"Tsunayoshi maybe you should lie down" Tsubasa sweat dropped.
"Yeah!" Tsuna smiled, flopping to his back.
A rush of cold wind came, making Tsuna shiver and his nipples harder.
The three taller teens gulped.
"Wah Twhere sow hard!" Tsuna laughed, playing with them, causing the other boys noses to bleed.
"Are you thwee ow kay?" Tsuna asked them who all nodded.
Tsuna saw the cake, making his way toward it but he hovered to far above it. The brunette fell on the cake, making it covered his chest area.
"Owwps" Tsuna laughed.
"Are you trying to seduce us Tsunayoshi-kun?" Mukuro cooed.
"Ywesss!" Tsuna smiled.
They gaped at him.
"Heh you gwuys are weriid!" Tsuna pointed out.
"Coming from the drunk brunette" Tsubasa smirked.
"Eh when dwid I get drunk?" Tsuna cutely tilted his head.
But he ignored the boys and ate the cake that was on his chest.
"Tsunayoshi"
"Yes Hibarieee?"
The perfect licked some of the frost of Tsuna, making him giggle.
"Hibarieee that felt sow nice!" Tsuna blushed.
"Woa! Damn officer stop right there!" Tsubasa growled.
"Shut it blueberry I'm trying to enjoy this" Hibari growled back at the bluenette.
"Hibariieeee that fro'stin is all gwone now" Tsuna smiled, but the Skylark kept on licking him.
"Who ever said I was eating the cake?"
Tsuna blushed, Mukuro took out his trident whack Hibari in the back.
"Pineapple are you trying to start something you can finish" Hibari hissed turning his attention to the illusionist.
"I fwound me cwlothes!" Tsuna smiled.
"That's good" Tsubasa chimed.
"But I wike being naked a lot b'tter!" Tsuna chirped.
The brunette started to rummage for something, making the three taller teens look at him.
"Fo'nd it!" Tsuna laughed, holding up the sake bottle.
"Ah th're some lweft" Tsuna giggle.
The three teens lunged at brunette, but Tsuna rolled out of the way making the teen's dog pile each other.
"I'm not l'tting you guuys have this!"
"Tsunayoshi give it" Hibari ordered.
"No!" Tsuna pouted, turning his back to Hibari.
The Skylark went over to the brunette, swinging him up over his head. Tsuna lost his grip on the sake bottle. It crashed to the ground.
Tsuna frowned.
"No more sake for you Tsunayoshi you'll have one hell of a hangover tomorrow morning" Hibari stated, putting the brunette down.
"Ow kay Hibarieee" Tsuna smiled.
The brunette yawned adorably.
"Guess we should head back" Mukuro suggested.
The other two nodded their head.
Tsuna groggily put his clothes on.
"Tsunayoshi can you stand?" Hibari asked the brunette. Who shook his head.
Hibari turned his back to the brunette, kneeling down.
"Get on"
Tsuna did what he was told, climbing on the Skylarks back.
Not even half way to Tsuna's house the brunette already fell asleep.
"Woa he's already asleep that must have been really strong sake" Tsubasa smirked.
Hibari knocked at the door, where Nana answered it.
"Ah hello" Nana smiled.
"Tsunayoshi fell asleep" Hibari stated
"Okay thank you for carrying home" Nana chimed, grabbing her son.
"He must have had a lot fun if he's this tired"
All three teen sweat dropped. They did NOT want to tell her Tsuna got drunk.
"Thank you for taking Tsu-kun out on this date" Nana smiled.
"No problem" The three harmonized, as they left.
"Eh? Why does Tsu-kun smell like sake?" Nana wondered, as she retreated into the house with the brunette.
Atsuko: Tsuna you sound like a five year old when you drunk.
Tsuna: I do?
Atsuko: Yep
Mukuro: Ku fu fu a very cute five year old
Hibari: *whacks Mukuro with a tonfa*
Mukuro: Damn officer!
Hibari: Bring it on pineapple
Tsuna: *sweat drops*
Atsuko: Please review *sweat drops*