"So her brother hit you?"
"In the bad leg!"
"Yor provoked him didn't you?" Wilson accused.
"Who's side are you on anyway?"
"Obviously not yours," Wilson snarked.
"Men can be such bastards," House groaned.
"Tell me about it," Cuddy said walking into the break room.
"Shouldn't you be in the clinic?" she said to Wilson
"Uhh sure," Wilson understood that to be code for 'I have to yell at my boyfriend now, Please leave us alone". Wilson made sure to give House a 'Good Luck' look before leaving him alone with Cuddy. Once Wilson was out of the room Cuddy turned her eyes angrily to House.
"Could you at least TRY not to provoke my brother to the point where he wants to smash your head in?"
House shook his head innocently, "Nope"
She gave him a death glare, "I'm being serious Greg"
House matched her glare with one of his own, "So am I. I don't like the guy"
"I get that but at least be civil to him. I don't want my family to hate you"
"Why does it matter if the likes me or not?"
Cuddy sighed, "Well I guess it doesn't, but it would be nice if they did. Can't you just attempt to get along?"
House couldn't resist the puppy dog pout and Cuddy knew it, "Fine"
Cuddy smiled triumphantly and put her arms around his neck.
"I hate you," House grumbled
"No you don't"
"Only sometimes," he started kissing her neck.
"House stop," Cuddy whined. House just pulled her closer.
"Remember what happened last time? Plus you have a glass office"
House stopped and groaned dramatically, "Fine, but you owe me"
Cuddy unhooked her arms from House's neck, "Only if you act like a grown up"
"But I don't wanna"
"I guess you don't wanna get laid then"
"Ha! With a horny bastard like you for a girlfriend I'll be getting some in a matter of hours"
Cuddy gave him a triple threat of raised eybrow, crossed arms, and tapping foot. "Well since you're so cocky lets make it interesting"
House gave her an intrigued look, "Go on"
"IF you can do as you're told-"
"I never do as I'm told," House interrupted.
"If you can do as you're told," Cuddy continued. "For the rest of the day I'll fuck you stupid later tonight," House's eyebrows rose at her strong language.
"But if you can't no sex for..." she paused thinking it over. "One month"
House almost swallowed his tongue. "A month?"
"Yup"
"But Cud-"
Cuddy cut him off, "And behaving means wearing your lab coat, doing your clinic hours without insulting anyone, and finishing that mountain of paperwork on you desk. If you can do all that plus be nice to Tommy you may get lucky tonight"
"I have to do all that for only a chance of having sex"
"Yup"
"Than no dice"
Cuddy shrugged nonchalantly, "Than no sex"
"BUT LIISE!"
"And behaving includes no back sass," pleased at having the final word Cuddy turned around and walked out of the office.
"I hate you by the way," House yelled at her retreating form. He turned around and faced his white board, "Damn woman"
A/N: Sorry for the short chap, but look forward to the drama/horniness coming up.