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Undyne attacks!

With a flick of her spear, Frisk's bright red soul turned green, making her grin.

Frisk gulped and press their ACT button, revealing the options of Check, Plead, and Challenge. Frisk selected Check.

UNDYNE 7 ATK 0 DEF

The heroine that NEVER gives up

''As long as you're green you CAN'T ESCAPE!'' said Undyne. ''Unless you learn to face danger head-on...you won't last a second against me!''

A dark blue spear appeared in Frisk's hand and Undyne's aqua ones were thrown at them!

As the three spear grew closer, Frisk stuck out the spear to protect themselves and the other spears bounced off before disappearing. Frisk felt proud of themself.

Undyne flashes a menacing smile

Frisk chose ACT again and this time pressed 'plead'.

''Undyne please, I don't want to fight!'' begged Frisk.

Undyne only scowled.

''Not bad,'' she said. ''But what about THIS!?''

Much more spears appeared, this time at different angles and Frisk only just managed to deflect all of them. Undyne's expression was a mixture of being impressed and being annoyed.

Undyne bounces impatiently

''For years we've dreamed of a happy ending,'' said Undyne, as more spears threw themselves at Frisk with a flick of her hand.

The spears were coming too quickly, and Frisk got hit by two of them and watched their health drop down in despair but didn't heal themselves.

Undyne thinks of her friends and pounds her fist against the ground

''And now, sunlight is finally within our reach!'' she exclaimed.

Another wave of spears appeared, and Frisk threw themselves to the ground and rolled over before lifting up their spear to deflect straight lines of spears coming from above.

Frisk chose MERCY and then spare and looked at the flee option curiously.

They couldn't escape when their soul was green but perhaps when the effect wore off...

Frisk yelped and snapped out of their thoughts as a spear almost impaled their forehead, and winded up doing something which looked like the limbo as they twisted their spear around to defend themself from the rest of the attacks.

''And I won't let you take that away from us!''

Smells like sushi

''NGAHHHHHH! Enough warming up!'' shouted Undyne.

''This is the WARMING UP!?'' thought Frisk.

Spears started coming quicker and without mercy, pouring in from every side, Frisk deflecting as best they could but still getting hit.

2/20 HP

And then suddenly with another swipe of her spear, Frisk's soul returned to red!

They still needed to heal though so they drank their spider cider. It had a very unusual taste...

20/20 HP

''Using mercy on me, ha! I still can't believe you want to spare me!''

'It's not killed or be killed,It's not killed or be killed,It's not killed or be killed...' thought Frisk.

There was no spear in their hands this time, and it was more about seeing where the spears were appearing before dodging them.

''But even if I spared you...'' said Undyne as her attack faded out, only for spears to start popping out of the ground.

Frisk chose mercy.

''No human has EVER made it past Asgore.''

Spears starting coming from different angles again, but Frisk was better at viewing them quickly and moving away now.

Well, no time to waste, time to get moving.

*Flee

Frisk shot past Undyne and started sprinting through the mountain.

''Hey!'' yelled Undyne, following suite.

Frisk continued running. Where could they go? As they tore their way through the mountain, their breath started getting louder and heavier as they started to slow down and Undyne started to quicken.

She grabbed Frisk by the shoulder and twisted them around and they commenced in battle again.

Undyne flips her spear impatiently

Frisk's soul was turned green again and they managed to deflect all the spears thrown at them without much difficulty.

Undyne draws her finger across her neck

''...''

Spears were coming ridiculously fast now, Frisk got hit by several, clutching their stomach to make sure they didn't vomit from the immense pain.

''So stop being so God damn resilient!'' Undyne yelled, waving her arm to summon another round of spears.

Frisk's soul returned to red.

Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can

''Don't slow me down...'' Frisk signed as they took off again.

''REALLY!?'' said Undyne, as she ran after them and caught up again. ''STOP RUNNING AWAY!''

''...No.''

Frisk ran away again.

''NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''

As they turned a sharp corner Undyne was upon them again, getting really annoyed now.

''DIE ALREADY YOU LITTLE BRAT!''

More spears were thrown but Frisk managed to dodge them all with ease.

Undyne points heroically towards the sky

*Flee

''Seriously!?''

Frisk kept running straight and turned their head to see a sign reading 'WELCOME TO HOTLAND!'

Ring...ring...

Frisk stopped and looked at their phone, gesturing for Undyne to wait. She did.

''HELLO HUMAN!'' said Papyrus. ''I was just thinking, you, me and Undyne should hang out sometime! We can go to her place!''

Click...

Frisk nodded at Undyne who started running after them again onto the next section.

The heat rose and the floor became hot and rocky. Sans was asleep at a sentry station. Undyne paused and gave him an enraged glare before following Frisk onto a bridge. They just reached the middle section when they heard Undyne's footsteps slowing down until they stopped completely.

''Armor...so...hot...'' muttered Undyne as she stopped walking. ''But I can't...give up...''

She took a few steps forwards and then fell over, the thud of her armor hitting the ground echoing through the room. She groaned.

Frisk gasped in horror and looked around, wondering what they could do. There was a water cooler behind them with a pile of cups nearby. Frisk filled one up and handed it to Undyne.

She looked at it confused but took all it same, pouring it over herself. Undyne pulled herself up and looked at Frisk, their eyes locking. Then she sighed, turned around and walked off.

Back with Toriel

''So life if just hard, you know?''

Gerson rubbed her on the back. ''There there, I'm sure things will work out OK.''

There was a heavy clunk of footsteps and Undyne walked inside the shop, looking strangely serious.

Toriel shrunk back and Gerson looked at Undyne worrying.

''You have one strange kid,'' she muttered. With that, she left again.

''Well how about that, it seems your problems with Undyne are over, things are getting better already!'' said Gerson cheerfully.

''Wait a second...FRISK!'' said Toriel, standing up and hurrying out of the shop. ''It was seeing you again Gerson, I hope we might again!''

''I'll hope to see ya soon!'' replied Gerson, waving as the ex-royal rushed out of sight. ''Maybe the prophecy is true after all...'' he muttered. But no one heard.

Back to the mighty Friskus

Frisk started heading back into Waterfall to get back to Toriel and bumped into her half-way there.

''My child! Are you OK? Were you hurt? Don't tell me you're injured!'' she gabbled while hugging Frisk. They put their hand over her mouth.

''I'm OK,'' signed Frisk. ''I fought Undyne - and won!''

They seemed very pleased with themself.

''Wow I...that was unexpected,'' said Toriel.

Frisk tilted their head to the side. ''Is that all you have to say?'' They looked a bit down-hearted.

''What? Of course not!'' said Toriel quickly, as they walked along the bridge in Hotland. ''You beat the leader of the Royal Guards with kindness, I'm so proud!''

This made Frisk perk up a little and they started skipping merrily along the other bridge until they stopped.

When Toriel caught up she saw Frisk looking up at a building with a sign reading 'LAB'.

''A lab...?'' she questioned. ''Oh! This must be where the new Royal Scientist lives!''

Toriel strode forwards, Frisk saving and following her into the building.

The doors slid open and despite the fact Frisk knew the doors were just automatic, but they couldn't couldn't shake the feeling it was almost as if somebody was waiting for their arrival.

Inside was dark, in fact so dark it took a few moments to see the rough outline of anything in the room.

''Oh dear,'' said Toriel. ''Perhaps they're asleep...what time is it...''

She glanced at her watch. ''Oh my! It's much later than I expected. We need to find someplace to rest for tonight...''

Frisk bravely headed forwards and called out in surprise.

''Yes my child, what is it?'' Toriel asked.

It was hard to make out what Frisk was signing in the dark but Toriel could just make out 'someone...here...'

''What?'' said Toriel. ''Who?''

She walked up beside Frisk and peered into their somber surroundings. She gasped at what she saw.

There was something which looked like a mostly rectangle, sitting at a table sipping coffee. It had a grid of lights at the top which and had four dials along the bottom of his body, and from the bottom, he had a single leg which ended in a wheel and was wearing white gloves.

Eventually, it spotted the two staring at them and sprang up, coffee going everywhere.

''AH-HAH!'' they yelled in a masculine sounding voice. ''You have finally arrived...you.''

''F-R-I-S-K,'' signed Frisk.

''Huh. Good to know,'' the robot said. He was silent for a moment before starting back up again. ''Well anyway...let's get this show on the road!''

''W-What's going on d-down there?'' came a voice and yellow reptilian monster poked her head out of a door, wearing pajamas.

Mettaton dramatically gasped, leaning back with his hand supposedly where his forehead should be.

''If it isn't the brilliant Doctor Alphys, who has come to stop me!'' he said.

Alphys' expression was blank for a moment and then she gasped and hurried back inside her room. Nothing happened for a few moments and Mettaton glanced at his wrist and muttered something about having to buy a watch.

Toriel looked at Frisk who just shrugged, almost as if they were used to this stuff.

''Well you would be, wouldn't you?''

Frisk smacked their head getting even more puzzled looks from Toriel. Would that voice shut up!?

Eventually, the door slid open again and Alphys rushed down the stairs, wearing a lab coat over her pajamas and wielding her toothbrush like a weapon. She tripped on the last step of the escalator and fell flat on her face.

''And she sticks the landing,'' said Mettaton sarcastically but said it too quietly for anyone to hear. ''Well look who has returned, Dr. Alphys herself! Who knew I was worth all this trouble?''

''T-That's right M-Mettaton!'' said Alphys, pulling herself up. ''Y-You are evil a-and w-we're going to stop you! H-how dare you show your f-face here!''

''Wait, then why was he in here drinking coffee?'' signed Frisk.

Mettaton and Alphys were both quiet for a moment.

''Because...when I went off I forgot to bring any coffee so I came back to get some...?''

''And then decided to go through all the effort of making it and drinking it-''

''THIS IS BESIDES THE MATTER!'' announced Mettaton. ''Human you made a terrible mistake coming here! For now...it's show time!''

Everything went dark in the room for a few moments and when the lights turned on there was a podium in front of Frisk.

''Alright, let's get this started! Can we have a big hand for our lovely contestant?'' said Mettaton, clapping as confetti rained down of Frisk, who actually seemed to be enjoying themself. ''Now the aim of the game here is simple: answer the questions correctly...or you die!''

Frisk no longer seemed to be enjoying themself.

*Mettaton attacks!

''I just fought Undyne!'' said Frisk in despair as they chose CHECK.

Mettaton- 10 ATK 999 DEF

His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.

''Let's start with an easy one!'' said Mettaton, flipping his microphone absent-mindedly. ''What is your prize for answering the questions correctly?''

Four options popped up in front of Frisk:

MONEY MERCY

A NEW CAR MORE QUESTIONS

Frisk turned around to look to Toriel for guidance but she wasn't anyone to be seen. Frisk turned back to Mettaton and stood there sheepishly. Mercy wasn't it? Or more questions? They spotted Alphys doing something weird with her hands and looked at her curiously, wondering if she was doing some sign language of her own.

Instead, she was just cupping her and straightening her hands to make the letter 'D'.

Frisk pressed MERCY.

More confetti rained down and Mettaton put his hand to the side of his head as to make it look like he was...surprised? It was kinda hard to tell.

''Right! Sounds like you get it!'' he exclaimed.

The quiz show continues

*MERCY

''And here's your terrific prize! What's the king's full name?''

Frisk didn't need help with this one, they chose Asgore Dreemur.

''Correct! Terrific answer!'' said Mettaton.

Frisk was started to feel proud about this, even if Alphys was helping them with some of the questions.

''Enough about you, what about me?'' said Mettaton. ''What are robots made out of?''

Frisk looked to Alphys who was signing 'B' so they chose Metal and Magic.

''Too easy for you, huh? OK...here's another easy one for you. Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?'' Mettaton asked.

Frisk's eyes widened and once again looked at Alphys and then chose 'D'.

''Wonderful, I'm astounded, folks! But don't 'count' on your victory! How many flies are in this jar?'' he asked, picking up a jar full of the buzzing insects.

Frisk chose 'A'.

''CORRECT! You're so lucky today!'' Mettaton exclaimed. ''Now let's play a memory game...which monster is this?''

Half the face of a frog-like monster appeared on the screen. Frisk didn't bother looking at Alphys and chose Froggit.

''Ooh! So close!'' said Mettaton, the picture zooming out to reveal it was him wearing a T-Shirt with a Froggit on it. He shot a white beam at Frisk which made them call out in pain and Alphys gasp.

''Now here's a good one: would you smooch a ghost?''

HECK YEAH HECK YEAH

HECK YEAH HECK YEAH

The timer was going up.

Alphys glared at Mettaton who whistled innocently.

Frisk pulled a very serious face and slammed one of the HECK YEAH options.

''Great answer, I love it!''

The questions kept coming until Mettaton asked one about Mew Mew Kissy when Alphys spoke up and yelled the answer.

Mettaton looked at her and she shrunk back in horror.

''Who's Alphy's crush?'' he asked.

Alphys flushed bright red and Frisk answered 'NO ONE' making them smile weakly.

''Yeah you're right...nobody likes her, so why should she bother having a crush?'' said Mettaton. Then he sighed. ''With the AMAZING Dr. Alphys helping you, this show has no dramatic tension. But don't worry, this was just the pilot episode! Up next, more violence! More romance, more BLOODSHED! See you later darlings!''

With that, he flew off.

Toriel appeared again. ''Sorry,'' she said. ''Didn't want to be on camera. Oh, and thank you DR. Alphys, you were great!''

''T-T-That's f-f-fine!'' said Alphys, stuttering worse than ever. ''W-Well, I'll see you guys o-off now! We c-can defeat Mettaton i-if we try!''

Fris nodded and clung to Toriel's arm as they waded through all the confetti and to the exit.

''O-Oh wait a second!'' said Alphys, grabbing Frisk's phone and running off. A few clashes and bags could be heard and then a chainsaw.

Frisk looked at Toriel, nervous.

Then Alphys reappeared, handing Frisk an upgraded phone proudly and waving as the two left the building.

''B-Bye!'' she called out as they disappeared from view. Mettaton flew back through the hole and onto the ground.

''Oh dear this is a lot of confetti,'' he muttered.

''Yeah you really went all out,'' said Alphys. ''Oh well, stage one of the plan is complete.''

DUN DUN DUN, ALPHYS IS UP TO SOMETHING? Well I mean you'd know if you played the game.