Excuse the grammer and/or spelling mistakes. I'm lazy and don't want to read through the story.

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Marluxia

Zexion

- - Should not be mad at me for this chapter. - -

Eep. Some people actually guessed correctly... but it's not my fault. It was a friend's idea.

Zexion and Marluxia were still staring at each other in shock, and Jeff was starting to laugh. Apparently, whatever Jeff was selling had turned Marluxia and Zexion into girls. Slowly, Marluxia began to speak. "Zexion, for the love of all things holy, please tell me I didn't turn into what you did."

Zexion sighed."Let's just say that this would be a whole lot funnier if it only happened to you," he grumbled, disgusted at his image.

"What the hell are you saying?"

"Look in a mirror, dumbass."

Marluxia turned and spotted himself in a mirror. He stared for about three seconds, then turned to Jeff. "There had better be a way to reverse this," he growled.

Jeff's grin disappeared and he tilted his head, thinking. "Well... I suppose you could check the company webpage," he said after a while, pulling out a laptop and setting it in front of Zexion.

Zexion looked at the laptop, which was already on the website. "Okay. What was that stuff called?"

Marluxia pointed at a name on the screen, smirking a bit - despite his current situation- at having found something Zexion didn't, even though it was in plain view. "Maybe that's it. It does say 'Girlifying Gas'."

"...Could've been a bit more creative," Zexion muttered, scrolling over to the product.

"Isn't your name Zexion?" Jeff asked suddenly.

"Why?" Zexion was suddenly suspious. Mostly because the last person that had asked what his name was looked him up on the internet and became a stalker. Of course, a quick conversation with Xemnas put that to an end.

"You can shapeshift right?" Jeff asked him, grinning again. "So, why don't you shapeshift into your male form until the effect goes away."

Marluxia - as Zexion changed into his normal self (and feeling rather stupid that he didn't think of it first) - looked from the webiste to Jeff. "This effect wears off?"

Zexion, reading from the computer screen, "'This product is reversable, although the antidote is not yet avalible to the public. Studies show, however, that the average male is kept in this form until the effect wears off, which varies between one day and one month.' "

Marluxia scowled."I have to stay in this form for a month at the most! Why the hell would they put out a product when the antidote isn't read yet!"

"Be quiet, there's more," Zexion said, leaning forward to read the next line. " 'The forementioned antidote will be released to the public on the twenty-seventh day of June.' Well, that means the company hasn't updated this website in quite a while."

"It's the seventh of August," Jeff supplied, earning him looks from the two in front of him. Looks that clearly read "no shit".

"Do you have the antidote?" Marluxia asked, ignoring the comment the date.

Jeff paused, his grin disappearing once again."... If I do, I have no clue where it is. If you come back tomorrow, Stephen should be here. He knows this stuff."

"I have to stay like this for an entire day! Are you fucking kidding me!"

"It's better than a month, isn't it?" Zexion said, leaning against the counter.

Marluxia glared a him. "You only say that because you don't have to look like this," he snarled."You can change into your normal body, I can't! I don't even have a cloak! It's kind of obvious that I'm not the correct gender, wouldn't you say?"

At this point in time, a guy walking by whistled at Marluxia.

"Shut up, fucker!" Marluxia screamed, summoning his scythe. "Do you want me to kill you!"He scowled as the guy ran off. "The next one of you perverts I catch even looking at me is dead!"

Jeff, who has picked up a bottle and read over the label, "Hey, listen to this: 'This product is guanrenteed to transform any male into a woman who is bound to attract the attention of unwanted men'."

"And they put that on the label?" Zexion asked, snatching the bottle away to see for himself.

Behind him, Marluxia jumped. "Shit!" he said, turning back to Zexion. "Zexion, Axel and the others are headed over here."

"Your point?" Zexion asked, setting the bottle back on the counter.

"They'll notice the difference."

"Maybe they're overly stupid today and won't notice."

Marluxia scowled. "Shut up and hide me, dickhead!"

"I was going to let you borrow my cloak, but nevermind," Zexion said, pulling a glove off and examining his nails in a very narcisstic manner.

"You were not!"

Zexion smirked. "You're right," he said, regloving his hand and looking at the other one. "I wasn't."

"Dammit! Hide me!"

Zexion shook his head and leaned off of the counter. "No, I think I'll call attention that you've change genders," he said, causing Marluxia to growl in frustration. He smirked than called out to the redheaded pyro who was slowly coming their way. "Axel! Hurry your ass over here! I've something very interesting to show you!"

"Like what?" Axel yelled back.

"Just Marluxia."

Axel hesitated. "What about Marluxia? He's not naked again, is he?"

"If he was naked, I wouldn't be standing here!" Zexion yelled, beginning to get a bit irritated. "So shut up and get over here!"

Axel teleported beside Zexion and snorted. "Your surprise left."

"What?" Zexion asked cluelessly, turning to see that Marluxia had left. "Dammit! Jeff, where'd he go?"

Jeff blinked and shrugged. "He teleported, so... I don't have a clue."

Zexion cursed.

Marluxia appeared on Jeff's counter, wearing a baggy jacket that he stole from a clothing stole, his scythe in his hands. Jeff looked up at him and tilted his head. "Woah... Dude..." he commented. "Don't break something else..."

"Damn you, Zexion!" Marluxia screamed, jumping off the counter, hitting Zexion in the head with the flat side of the scythe and knocking him unconscious.

Roxas, who had just joined Axel with Cyclone, Zeke, and Xena (Demyx ran off to get a soda), arrived just in time to hear this. "Is his voice higher...?" he asked slowly.

"Sounds like it," Cyclone agreed.

Xena's attention - of course - was on the tactician rather than the assassin. "Is it just me, or did Zexion just change shape?"

Axel looked away from the counter and scanned Zexion. "It's not just you. He did change shape."

Marluxia walked over to Zexion and rolled him from his side over to his back before kneeling beside him and unzipping his cloak, revealing his changes. There was silence for a while, before Axel said something. "Wow... Gender change... Interesting..." He - along with many of the others standing around him - seemed to be fighting back the urge to laugh.

"What the hell happened to him?" Xena asked. She, despite her "love" for Zexion, seemed also to be on the verge of laughter.

Jeff's ridiculous grin returned to his face. "Apparently the green stuff in the bottle changes guys to girls."

"And it got on Zexion?" Zeke asked.

Jeff nodded."Yes. And on the other one."

Cyclone's already wide grin widened. "Marluxia? Marluxia got turned into a girl?"

"Yes."

Cyclone burst into crazy laughter and leaned against Axel so she won't fall to the ground. Marluxia, still standing beside Zexion, glared at her and muttered many death threats to himself, before yelling rudely, "What the fuck are you laughing at?"

"You're a girl..." Cyclone choked out, before laughing harder.

"It is kind of funny," Roxas said, earning him a glare from Marluxia.

"Oh, yes it is," Jeff agreed. "Especially when the guys are attracted."

"Guys are attracted to Marluxia?" Axel asked, grinning his cocky jackass grin.

Jeff nodded. "Yes. One whistled at him a while ago."

Xena grinned. "Should we call him a her now?"

"We probably should start calling him Marlena," Zeke told her.

"Dammit, shut up!" Marluxia snarled.

"Calm down, Marlena," Axel said.

"My name is not Marlena!"

Behind him, Zexion, who had no clue what caused him to go unconscious, sat up, groaned, and rubbed his head. "Oh, man... What the hell...?"

"Marlena hit you in the head the scythe," Xena explained, resisting the urge to go help him up. "You feeling all right?"

"Other than the fact that my head feel like it's about to explode, I'm fine."

Jeff snickerd. "You got that right. Real fine young lady."

Zexion's uncovered eye narrowed. "... Shit. The shapeshift wore off when I was knocked unconscious... Didn't it?"

"Yes, it did," Roxas muttered.

"How long do you two plan on looking like that?" Axel asked.

"We're coming back tomorrow to get the antidote," Zexion said, standing.

"Why don't you get it today?" Zeke asked.

Marluxia's scowl returned and he glared at Jeff. "Jeff's a dumbass fucker and doesn't know which product is which."

"I could find out..." Jeff said, reaching for a blue-filled vial.

"No," Marluxia spat. "I don't want to end up in a form that's worse than this."

Jeff sighed and set the vial back on the counter.

"So," Cyclone said, straightening up and taking a deep breath to calm her laughter. "what are you going to tell Demyx when he finds out?"

"He's not going to find out," Marluxia growled.

Zexion, now in his male form, snorted. "You think that's jacket's going to hide the fact that you are now a member of the opposite sex?"

"It should," Marluxia said in a tone that dared anyone to argue with him.

Axel grinned. "I'll tell him."

"Go ahead." Xena pulled at Axel's arm and pointed over to a spot in the middle of the mall floor. "There he is."

"Demyx!" Axel called. "Get your ass over here."

Demyx teleported beside Axel. "What?"

"First, since I didn't ask you before, did you clean my car?"

Demyx sighed and rolled his eyes. "Yes, Axel."

"Marluxia's a girl."

"... Huh?"

"What I'm selling turns guys into girls," Jeff said, his voice leaking back into the monotoned stage. "It got on Marluxia, on changed him into a girl."

Demyx grinned, restraining a burst of giggles. "Marluxia's ... a girl?"

"We call her Marlena," Xena said helpfully.

"I'm not a her, dammit!"

"Tell that to him," Roxas said, pointing at a guy about fifteen away who was eyeing Marluxia.

Marluxia looked the way he was pointing and his eyes narrowed. "I told those idiots to stay away from me."

"He is staying away," Zeke said, grinning at the glare Marluxia sent him.

"Oi!" Demyx shouted suddenly. "You over there! Yeah, I see you lookin at my friend!"

"Demyx, what the hell are you doing?" Marluxia snarled.

"Why don't you come over and talk to her?" Demyx continued, ignoring Marluxia.

"Demyx, you stupid fucker! I'm going to kill you! Do you think I want some perverted jackass talking to me?"

"Lighten up, Marlena," Axel said as the guy was staring at Marluxia - Roy - walked over.

Demyx, talking to Roy, "Hi. Judging from the way you were looking at her, I'd say you think Marlena's one fine woman, right?"

Roy nodded. "Yeah, she is."

"You stay the fuck away from me before I grind your head into the floor," Marluxia muttered, stepping away from Roy.

"Coming up with new threats, are you?" Axel asked.

"Yeah, usually you just say something about chopping somebody's damn head off with your scythe," Zexion said.

Cyclone sighed and turned to Roy, who looked shocked at Marluxia's threat. "Don't worry," she said. "Marlena's just a bit shy, but she won't kill you. Why don't you take her for dinner?"

"Already ate."

"A movie?" Jeff suggested.

"There's no interesting movies out."

"Carnival's in town," Roy said.

"Carnivals are stupid."

"Coffee?"

"I hate coffee."

Axel sighed and slung an arm over Marluxia's shoulders. "Marlena, stop arguing and go out with the dude."

Demyx snorted. "You could do with a date, Marlena."

Marluxia shoved Axel off of him and scoffed. "I'm not going out with him, I do not need to date anyone, and if you fuckin call me Marlena one more damn time, I'll fucking kill all of you!"

"Way to ruin the moment, Marlena," Xena murmured, watching as Roy backed up from Marluxia.

"Dammit, shut up!"

Xena smirked and looked back at him. "Thought you were going to kill me."

Zexion sighed."Shut up, Marluxia," he said before Marluxia had a chance to respond. "You already scared off your date with your damn yelling, so there's really no need to continue yelling. All that does is attract unwanted attention, most of which belongs to men. I really don't think you want Demyx calling another guy over here, so I suggest you just shut the hell up. Eventually, everyone will tire of watching you and leave, and then we can leave without too many idiots following us or staring at us. In the meantime, Jeff, find me some blank paper and a pencil, I feel like drawing."

Marluxia blinked, realizing that most of - if not everything - Zexion had just said made sense. Which made him angry, because he was really itching for a death fight. "... I really hate you, Zexion."

Axel, now tired of harrassing Marluxia, walked off to another booth, followed by Roxas and Cyclone. Zeke's watch beeped, and he hurried off, muttering something about explaining what happened to his dog to somebody. Xena looked at Marluxia, then to Zexion, who had recieved what he wanted from Jeff and was now sitting on Jeff's counter, then sat beside Zexion. "So.. Now what do we do?"

"Wait for Axel to get his ass back over here," Zexion said, slowly sketching. "When he does, we can leave."

"What was the point of saying all that shit if we were just going to leave anyway?" Demyx asked him.

"To get Marluxia to shut up."

"What!" Marluxia yelled.

"Who apparently has forgotten everything I said," Zexion muttered, scowling as he broke the lead on his pencil. "Demyx, why don't you go ahead and call another one over here? Maybe he'll learn his lesson if he has to deal with another one. Oh, and make sure it's an overly perverted one, will you."

"Can do!" Demyx said, starting to scan the guys who are looking at Marluxia.

"Wait! No- Damn you, Zexion!"

"Why, thank you, Marlena," Zexion said, recieveing another pencil from Jeff. "I don't believe I've ever been damned before in my life."

"Shut the hell up Zexion."

Zexion smirked, happy with himself for pissing Marluxia off, and continued drawing. He ignored Xena, Marluxia, and Demyx, who had started to argue, and only looked up when something in the direction of where Axel had walked off in exploded, followed by high-pitched crazy laughter.