Chapter 13

Scabb Island

Phoenix and Apollo were forced to work together. I know, the very concept of these too helping each other in cooperative adventuring is impossible, but they did it. They cuts they way through the woods until they came to a small mountain, and it was getting dark.

"Eeeek I hate the dark it's scary." cried Phoenix, hiding behind Apollo shivering in cold fear.

"God Phoenix calm down the dark isn't scary and there's no such think as monsters." said Apollo.

"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN" shouted the zombies below them rising from their graves because they were standing in a cemetery!

"AAAAAAAAAAH" screamed them both as they tried to run but they got surrounded

"Ha ha ha" laughed the zombie of a man who rose from the grave of Marco Largo LaGrande "You are idiots for coming here, die now pls."

At that moment all the zombies died to a sudden amount of light! Then Phoenix turned and saw some wimpy monkey like guy who had a magnifying glass in his hand

"I have a telescope here that sees another telescope that eventually leads to a part of the world where the sun is shining so I'm magnifying sunlight onto them." said the Guy"brush is my name." said Guybrush. "Weclome to Scabb Island."

So after that meeting they all went to Woodtick to figure out how to get home. So they went to a map man, because they're smart.

"Wally help these guys get home" said Guybrush

"Okay Mr Brush, so to get home you need a ship but Largo made them illegal."

"Wait, Largo-" said Phoenix remembering the grave

"WHAT U SAY RED BOY" shouted a green man and he ran in and beat the shit out of Wally and left

"Wow what a dick."

"AAAAAAHHHHH I REMEMBER" shouted Wally "I'm not Wally I just called myself because I saw a W on this pen my real name is Argus Hakan!" (He's the protagonist from another AA-Like game called Hexepta: Logic Hack)

"What" said Apollo

"OMFG why, this feels like Escape again." groaned Guybrush.

"I must get off this island, but first we must beat Largo" said Argus

The four of them went to the inn and the Innkeeper stopped them

"You must reserve a room but we only have one and Largo has it lol" said the innkeeper but then Phoenix pointed a gun at his head

"Let us in" he demanded

"Okay okay!" he yelled

"Okay guys lets be smart about this, I have this plan involving voo-" said Guybrush

"Fuck the plan lets go in" said Phoenix

They ran in and Largo was there

"I will fight the %"£$ you all" said Largo but then Apollo beat the shit out of him to the FLOOR

"AAAAAAAAAH BASTAR!" shouted Largo "WHY HAVE YOU ATTACK ME"

"Because I am evil ha ha ha" laughed Apollo

"Wait what, so am I you stupid." said Largo

"Wait, you are?" said Apollo

"YES! I worked for fuckin LeChuck!"

"I have no idea who that is but niiiice bro let's work together!"

On that note, a propeller flew in through the window and both Apollo and Largo grabbed it and flew away.

"Nooo, they're gonna revive LeChuck I think maybe!" shouted Guybrush

"Nah I don't think so, maybe I should create a mystery for that like in Professor Layton but I'm bored of that." said Phoenix "Anyway now that Largo's gone let's get a ship."

They went down to the ship and bought the ship with Phoenix's money from being a lawyer and set sail

"Hey uh which way's Los Angeles again?" asked Argus

"Oh." said Phoenix, this will be difficult

To be continued