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Surprise
The faces of the Generation of Miracles as they found the "thing" he had under his mattress, were faces of incredulity and fear; were the faces of men who had just been told their entire life was a lie. As always, Kagami thought they were overreacting for such a simple thing.
"Our angel c-can't have something like this…"
"K-k-kagamicchi, what is this?" Kise jumped to his side, tears in his golden eyes, in his hand a porn magazine full of kinky photos of women.
"My porn…" Kagami answered without getting Kise's surprise
"It's yours?" Midorima's lenses almost fell to the ground with the dramatic turn he made
"Didn't someone put it in here to inculpate you?" Akashi was trembling, unable to take that as true
"No…Inculpate me of what? It isn't a crime or anything! MORE EVEN WHY ARE YOU REACTING LIKE THAT?" He replied, feeling all awkward by the suspicious sights placed over him "It's pretty normal for teenagers to have this kind of thing! Don't expect me to believe that you don't have at least one! And I know you have at least 30!" He pointed at Aomine at last
"I have none of those filthy things" Akashi said crossing his arms over his chest
"Me neither~" Murasakibara yawned a bit, getting some candy into his mouth (well, he would most likely prefer to spend his money in candy after all)
"I-I-I don't have either" Midorima said moving his lenses up and down…
"Liar" The other six boys said at chorus, looking at his mischievous movements
"I don't have any~!" Kise smile sparkled "I usually use this photos~" And saying that he took his phone, full of Kagami's half-dressed photos…
"W-W-W-W-W-WHAT?!" Kagami jumped back all red
"I have those printed in my place" Akashi said looking at Kise's photos for over his shoulder
"Yeah, I got them printed too" Aomine laughed a bit
"W-WHAT IN HELL?" Kagami stuttered, as flustered as he could get "HOW DO YOU GET THIS? I DIDN'T KNEW 'BOUT IT!"
"Kuroko takes them and sell them to us…" They all pointed back at Kuroko. The blue haired boy just shrugged
"YOU ARE SELLING PICTURES OF ME AND YOU CAN ONLY SHRUG YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" Kagami, face all red, jumped to Kuroko's side and started to shake them from side to side violently
"We are getting away from the point" Akashi led the conversation back to its correct direction "Why do you have such nasty things?"
"You are way worse than me!"
"But that's not the point, the point is that as an angel is forbidden for you to have any of this things" Akashi said as he burned the magazines in front of his eyes
"STOP THAT! MY MONEY!" Kagami struggled, but Murasakibara got him and wouldn't let him go
"You shall repent from your actions and be re-purified"
"WHAT'S THIS?! IS SCARY! AND YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING! Taking pictures without me knowing!"
"Then, should we take them with you knowing?"
"That could be a good punishment to purify your soul" The hands started to go down his clothes.
"STOP IT, STOP IT!"
They didn't stopped.