(its bean so many months…I am srry to all my fans and to jesus of course cuz he didn't die on the cross for me to not update my fanfiction. i had writers block and I was at bible camp so I was occupied with that. ;))) I've been watching every single shrek movie everyday for the past couple of days an then…my genitals strted to tingle(srry jesus) and my writers block was gone..enjoy this SINFUL chap ;))))
"b…but miku I am LORD fukywaad and this is MY prison!" farquaad wined.
"yeah right jackass I am the hamo army general" miku replied.
Farquaad looks over to juni for emotional support.
"juni? What do you have to say to this?" farquaad asked.
Miku flashes juni the sex(jesus forgive me)y death stare which filled juni with TERROR and also made him slightly aroused…
"I'm sorry farquaad we had some good times together but this is general mikus decision…" said juni.
"JUNI YOU TRAITORUS BITCH!" said farquaad as he SLAPPED juni!
every1 gasp!
Juni sheds a single tear.
"I didn't leave the spy kids to be bullied…" juni murmured.
"FARQUAAD you need to calm your testosterone sacks and stop smacking people around! Juni is poor innocent and holy HOW DARE YOU!" miku exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, mistress…" farquaap replied.
"I forgive you, naughty boy. Let's just not slap people, okay?" said miku
"snoop…what do you have to say about this?" farquaad sighed.
"ay man I'm just a simple hamo assassin," said snoop as he flings a bong(plz don't do drugs) at a window and breaks it.
Every1 gasp!
Snoop dogg quickly leaps through the window and ninja assassin runs away into the shadows…
"wow he's so cool…" said juni and farquaad.
"I love that delicious chocolate man," miku purred.
"So, general miku, who will be taking my place as hamo prison lieutenant?" farquaad sneered.
"Well isn't it obvious? Cortez will be taking your place."
Juni blushes and runs his hand through his lush curls.
"Do you really mean that miku-chan?" said juni.
"That's general miku to you, cortez."
"Enough of the flirtatious exchanges you two," Farquaad interrupted.
"Oh please farquaad I'm waiting until marriage to flirt I'm not a sinner," said miku.
"Ahem, anyways, so who will be taking juni's place since he is replacing me?"
Miku takes a glance at her watch.
"Well she should be arriving right about-"
FIONA bursts through the door.
Every1 gasp!
"Surprise, dong suckers!" Fiona blurted.
"no….this can't be!" farquad RAGED.
"I am aware that you two have quite the history," miku added.
"it's a pleasure to meet you, princess," said juni in a gentlemanly manner.
"Oh yes FUCKWAAD I'm your boss now! KISS MY ASS YOU FAGGY MIDGET!" fiona roared.
Miku is astonished at how outspoken Fiona is so she remains silent…
"fioNA PLEASE! I AM NOT HOMO!"
"I saw you with MY man enjoying pickle juice martinis, I saw that ding dang hamo donkey slip his silky sheer red dress off…I think we all know what happened after that," Fiona lectured.
OooooOOoOOooooOh! Spillin' the beans!
Miku and Juni are stunned…juni can't believe that it's true that his mentor, lord farquaad, has indeed participated in homosexual activities.
"It is true…I had a hamosexual threesome with Shrek and the donkey…" said the ashamed lord farqaap.
Miku and juni GASP.
"YOU SLUTTY EMO FUCK!" said Fiona as she TACKLED farquaad!
Miku and juni gasp once again.
"I became an ogre for that man and you have ANAL STYLE WITH HIM?!" Fiona yelled.
"you cut my dong in half with your sharp grown pinky nail! I think that's enough punishment!" farquaad pleaded.
Fiona lets out 15 consecutive farts.
Farquaad SCREECHES. Fiona has farquaad pinned down with all of her ass mass.
"General miku don't you think we should do something?" juni proposed.
Farquaad is still screeching as Fiona lets it rip…
"No no just let this play out Fiona needs to release her demons," miku replied.
"LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME FARQUAAD I BECAME LIME GREEN FOR THAT MAN!"
"actually you're more of a yellow-green with an olive tint," farquaad interjected.
Fiona starts to choke farquaad.
"ahhh…yess…nya…choke me daddy…" said farquaad.
"Alright alright pull her off," miku insisted.
"I'm sorry general but I don't think I'm strong enough, Fiona seems like she could crush me with her bare hands and suffocate me with her badonkadonk."
"but you're a total beefcake, cortez!" miku blurted.
Juni blushed…
"just help me pull her off, farquaad is enjoying being choked too much…this room is filling with sin."
Miku and Juni grab onto Fiona and forcefully pull her off farquaad.
Farquaad gasps for air.
Fiona seems to have calmed down but still has that little zest of rage…
Juni rushes over to help farquaad up.
"All I wanted was to have a mikes hard lemonade with my bro…" farquaad whimpered.
"Is that an innuendo for something sinful?" miku questioned.
"No…it's just some hard manly lemonade," farquaad replied.
"All that lemonade belongs to me now!" Fiona boasted.
"although your actions were uncalled for I will let this slide just because I enjoyed seeing you choke the sin out of farquaad," said miku.
"Miku you goddamn war criminal!" farquaad snapped.
"Unlike you I get shizzle done and I'm not a hamo sinner," said miku.
"wow, a lot has happened in this break room but what will happen to farquaad now that its been revealed that he has had hamo intercourse?" said juni.
"Farquaad I will forgive you for this but some purification will need to be done," said miku.
Every1 gasp!
to be continue….