Ice: Hey everyone, and Happy Saint Patty's Day! Here on Wheel of Torture, we take holidays very seriously. That is why I dressed like this. *is wearing green fedora, green tunic, green pants, painted green shamrocks onto cheeks, and highlighted hair with green* Everybody should be wearing some green today! If not… the consequences are dire… *makes pinching movements with fingers* Now, if everyone could just step through this green-dar… *has those airport things that check for metal* Thank you, right this way now…
Clan Cats: *all wearing green step through the green-dar and nothing happens*
Ice: Thank you, you may go now.
Clan Cats: *take their seats*
Lionblaze: *wakes up, still strapped to the wheel, and moans*
Ice: OmSC!!!! He isn't wearing any green!!! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clan Cats: *mob Lionblaze with pinches*
Lionblaze: *almost dies but just barely doesn't*
Ice: Haha, and you still have to CaramelDance in front of a sleeping T-Rex! Ohhh don't think I was going to let you off the hook after a minor pinching, did you?!
Lionblaze: *whimpers* Minor? *is totally black and blue*
Ice: *chuckles again* Oh yes. Minor after what's about to happen to you, I mean. Hehe… Here is your dance partner! *presses a button on remote and a tree is lifted up to make room for a giant cage, holding the biggest, ugliest, meanest T-Rex since Jurassic Park II* Meet Daisy. Um, we forgot to feed her, so… BEST OF LUCK!! *pushes Lionblaze into the cage*
Lionblaze: *starts the dance*
Daisy: *wakes up and roars at Lionblaze, covering him with spittle*
Lionblaze: Aw c'mon!!! That was a new fur coat!!! Ugh, this'll never come out…
Daisy: *starts to----
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*one of those commercials for the army comes on, but it is made totally of pixies, elves, dwarves, and gnomes*
Holly Short: *at the end of commercial says in deep voice* Be strong. LEP strong.
(A/N: Sorry guys. Guess I couldn't keep Artemis Fowl outta this one. I mean, the dude is Irish, so, what they hey, right?)
Ice: *presses another button on her remote and all the pieces of Lionblaze disappear* Well, I "hate" to say it, but Lionblaze is officially dead. No more dares can go for him anymore. Sorry! I mean, I loved to torture him just as much as you, but hey, everything good comes to an end sometime, right? Yeah… Oh well, I'm sure we can have fun with everybody else. Bring it on!!!
(A/N: Sorry this was such a short chapter. Geez, is it just me, or does every A/N have the word "sorry" in it? But so yeah. Sorry guys! Longer next time! I promise.)