Chapter 12
yay! another chappie! it also may suck becuase its sunday.. not my best day....
Jak awoke to the sound of the morning bell. It was a bell that Torn used to wake up all of the UG members.
"Get up!" Torn growled at jak, who had rolled over and put the pilow over his head.
"Im up...damn it..." The blonde rubbed his eyes, trying to wake himself.
Sake was already awake, and ready to go. "We have to go by Krew's..."
"Yeah.... I know...." Jak shivered a bit.
Sake smiled at Jak a bit. "Lets go...." She woke Daxter up, but he was also reluctant to get out of bed.
"Awww come on.... 5 more minutes mommy..." Daxter chirped.
Sake giggled as she threw Daxter to Jak, which woke him up.
Torn was once again staring at a map on his table. 'What mission was next?' Sake asked herself in her head. 'Oh great... the sewer mission...' She hated this mission. it was easy, but the thought of crawling around in that place made her shiver.
They took off for the HipHog to see Krew for their next mission.
Once there, they found Krew still hovering around admiring his rediculous trophies.
"The sewers used to be a fabulous smugling route for me until the Baron installed security deivces...." Krew fanned himself as he flew down to Jak, Daxter and Sake.
"....and until those late night snack runs keapt you from fittin out the front door..." Daxter retorted.
'Go into the sewers, blow up the guns, got it..' Sake thought as she walked out. She never really cared to watch the movie scenes after she had seen them at least once.... She always clicked through the Krew missions.
Jak soon came out, followed by Daxter. "Im driving!" Jak yelled as he climbed onto a one seater.
"Okay, whatever..." Sake got on behind him. They headed for the most disgusting mission of all time.
The security doors hissed open to reveal an elevator.
"Going down..." Daxter joked from his perch on Jak's shoulder.
The elevator ride was short, but the place was rank. It smelled much worse that Krew's bar.
"Ding Ding, Bottom floor.... Monsters, dirty water, and security devices..." Daxter just loved this line.
The mission went rather fast. Blow up a cannon here and there, while taking out SEVERAL monsters. Jak had suffered from a mere knot on his fore head from running smack into a water pipe. Daxter couldnt stop laughing about it.
"Good, that was the last turret...." Came the voice of the fat slob back at the HipHog. "Now come on back..."
"Great...."Sake groaned. "God whoever gave birth to that jelly roll should be imprisoned for life......." She soked a bit while walking up the ramp to get back into the city.
Daxter chuckled. "Yeah...." He smiled wide.
"Lets just get back..." Jak, who was always serious about many things, just grabbed a zoomer and made room for Sake to sit.
"YOU'RE a kill joy..." Daxter crossed his furry arms across his chest and pouted fakely.
They returned to Krew, who told them about their next gun upgrade, which was stashed in some crates somewhere in the Port.
They searched the GunCourse first and found it.
Jak cocked his gun and headed off to do the gun course. He beat it, achiving the Silver Record.
Sake took a shot at it, and came out with the Gold Record. "That was fun...." She smiled.
Jak loved that sarcastic smile of hers. "Well, lets go..."
They arrived at the bar just in time to hear Krew yap on about some racing contract.
"I have a proposition for you, Jak. Racing is the biggest sport in the city. Errol is the undisputed Grand Champion!" Jak and Sake both felt some pressense eating at the back of their heads when they heard Errol's name. Krew continued, "He's crazy, and dangerous on the track! Haha, my kind of guy! Only a fool would dare race against him, ey! And that's where you two come in, a client of mine is looking for a fast driver for her racing team." He tossed Jak a small Security Pass. "Here's a Security Pass to get you into the Stadium section and your, uh, contract with just a few trifles for me. Uh, I've already signed your names to save time, mmmmm..." He tossed the contract to the ground. Daxter picked it up and read:
"We, the racers, hereby agree to give Krew all proceeds from race earnings, endorsement fees, broadcast fees, syndication residuals, vehicle sponsorships, mall appearance fees, collectable card assets, fast-food tie-ins, use of likeness rights, talk show ideas, clothing lines, all print rights, including book, novella, comic, pamphlet, neon signs, bathroom graffiti designs, toy rights, shoe lines, mood rings, game rights." He stopped at this one and took a long deep breath, "GAME RIGHTS!! Vitamin endorsements, city movie kick-back deals, and, of coarse, all death and dismemberment-accident-insurance-claims." Daxter stopped, gasping for air.
'How in the hell does he do that?!' Sake thought as she remembered trying to do it while playing the game.
Krew smiled with delight. "We can work our the tiny detials later..." he flew a bit closer to them. "If you can get from here to the stadium in 3 minutes, my client said she might consider you for her racing team...." With that, he flew of to admire a trophy.
"Sake, there is no way im letting you drive..." Jak smirked as he threw a wink in her direction. "After the last time I let you drive, you almost got us killed!"
"Like thats anything new.." She put her hand on her hip and scowled.
"Well, no actually..." Jak replied in a sly voice. "Lets get this over with.." He trudged out of the door, not wanting to go anywhere. He was tired, aching, and stank of a wet hip hog that hadnt been bathed in 2 years.
The drive went rather smoothly. Jak drove extra careful as not to slam into a KG or wall that would slow him down. Sake knew Haven like the back of her hand, so guiding him through the huge city was no problem. They reached the stadium with a little over 30 seconds left.
"Uhhh Krew said someone was looking for a face driver for their team?" Jak asked as he walked into the Race Garage.
sorry for the cut off, but i had to put SOMETHING up this is another one of those boring chapters...... ill have a few of those "OMG!" chapters up in a few... just gotta get around to typing them... hehe PLEASE R&R!!!