::Disclaimer:: I in no way own any of the characters mentioned below….. Yes I know it's tragic, but we'll get through it together!
All right, I'm shooting for a long one here but I haven't begun writing it nor do I have any ideas yet. But usually when I write these things I have no ideas so maybe its all for the best. =]
For reference:
Sirius
Remus
James
Peter
(Middle of Third Year)
Hey James!
Yeah?
You see that kid sitting on the other side of the room? The one poking his nose with his wand?
Mmmhmm. What about him?
I dunno… Nothing I guess. I just thought it was funny.
Haha! It is pretty funny! I mean… what if he got spooked or something and he blasted a hole right through his nose?
Or in his brain! That'd make my life!
Or what if it slipped and went UP his nose!
Ewww! That's gross! It'd be all covered in brains and boogies! Yuck
True, true. But it'd still be great! Painful for him though…
Haha, oh yeah! I forgot it would hurt… Still! It'd be funny!
Well I'm glad that other people's pain amuses you so much Sirius
You should be! I mean, how can you NOT laugh when someone gets hurt?
Hmmm, well let me see. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that they did get hurt and might not recover as quickly as you seem to do. What if it where you tha-
Oh please Rems, it's not like I actually WANT him to blast a hole in his brain. I don't enjoy seeing people die.
Could've fooled me
Besides, we were just kidding around. You don't have to be getting defensive all of a sudden
I'm not defensive!
Oh yeah! You're not defensive just like I'm not the most gorgeous man in the entire school!
I'm glad we finally see it the same way then.
Goo- WAIT! Are you denying my beauty!?
… Yes.
Gods you're mean…
One of us has to be.
So anyways. I think I'm gonna talk to Evans today!
…….
……
Hey Rems! How are you?
Wha- You don't care?!
I'm doing quite well Siri. How about you?
Oh cmon. Don't ignore me!
I'm just fantastic!
Every time I bring up the love of my life!
That's great!
Great like a Hippogriff!
Like a Hippogriff…?
Uhmm… alight then.
Yeah. Oh hey! Do you guys wanna hear about my dream last night!?
Uhh… No.
Not particularly
Well I don't remember all of it. But I know I was in this house and the floor started to sink! (I know, crazy isn't it?)
Not in the slightest
And I ended up in a room filled with Muggle Candy Corn. I ate some. It was alight. Not as good as anything from Honeydukes, but it was good enough.
I don't like Candy Corn….
I've never had it
Lucky…
And then I went through a door and ended up in this really weird place that had a huge stone wall and trees growing all around it. I wanted to go see it but then this GIANT elephant showed up out of no where!
You do know elephants are harmless right?
Not when they have huge tusk things and want to trample you they aren't. But anyways! It ignored me and started eating some grass and stuff. It was kinda boring but I stayed there anyways.
I would've left
Same here
Well I didn't so there! And it was a good thing to because just a few minutes later it wrapped its tusks about a tree branch and started swinging! Crazy right!?
Uhh yeah. Crazy in a mental sort of way. Maybe we should bring him to Mungo's…
I'm not crazy!!
Coulda fooled me
Why are you all so mean to me!?
Because we love you =]
It better be. Or else… or else…
You'd cry?
NO!!! Blacks don't cry.
In public
Besides, didn't you want to do the opposite of what Blacks do?
Well yeah, anyone would want to being related to that lot. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna start crying! I mean does James start crying every time Lily ignores him or when he falls off his broom?
Well… maybe
I DON'T CRY!!!
See, it's not just a Black thing. It's an every man thing.
Unless youuu cry Remsie
Nope. But if I ever did I wouldn't have it be such a big deal. It's natural after all.
So you're saying we're UNnatural!??
Remus you're so mean!
So I've been told
Can I be unnatural like a zombie?
Like a WHAT?
Zombie! They're the mindless undead who walk around making cheetah noises while eating people's brains.
Oh Merlin. These things exist!? Since when?? Oh God, oh god! Quick! We need to get underground so they can't get us! We need secret passages and tunnels and a whole arsenal of-
They're not real.
…. Huh?
They're just something the Muggles made up. Like the Internet.
What!? Internet's not real either!??
I'm afraid so
That's so sad! And here I was, thinking that with just a touch of a button I could have the whole world at my fingertips!
You also thought that we needed to go underground to defeat the zombies when in reality we need to be hundreds of feet above!
Wow I feel stupid. Thanks for telling me how to defeat these zombies Sirius.
Oh no problem. And just remember! Aim for the head!
How did I even end up with these people?
Merlin! You're just a plethora of great and amazing knowledge today aren't you?
That I am!
Even though zombies don't exist.
Such lies that spew from your lips Remus. Zombies exist even if the Internet does not.
You know… Zombies are scarily like Inferi
… What's that?
You don't know?
No.
Must have something with growing up in a decent family I guess. Siigh
Inferi are dead people cursed to do a wizard's bidding
And if they wanted them to run around making cheetah sounds and eating people's brains they could!
Making a zombie!!! These Muggles really aren't as stupid as we think huh?
Decidedly not
For once I think you have a point
My knowledge is so great I am even shining out the Magnificent Remus!
Don't get too used to it.
I won't… see, in just a few minutes you're going to write something that is so totally mind-boggling that even I, the Amazing Brilliant Sirius! can't even begin to understand
Right once again my young pupil
Since when am I your pupil?
Since now.
Can I-
No
But!
No
I don't like you….
You can be MY pupil!
Uhhh… No
Oh my heart! Breaking into a thousand million pieces! You're words hurt me so James. They hurt me so!!!!
Good.
Ohhhh my heart!!!! Again!!!!!
See what you did James? Now he's all dramatic again.
I quite enjoy it
You would
Gahh!!!
I always wonder what he's like in person whenever he gets like this. I never have him in any classes so I don't know
He just gets really fidgety and smiles a lot
Aww… so he's not really upset? Damn….
I am too upset! And I'm not smiling!
Have you forgotten I sit only a few desks away from you? I can see you.
Stalker!!
Oh Merlin Sirius! Don't do that ever again
What'd he do, what'd he do!!??
I just waved at him
While licking your lips
Ewwww gross!
Hey, if he wants to stalk me he's gonna have to pay the price
I don't mean to stalk you. And if I remember correctly weren't you the one who wanted all the same classes as me last year?
Well…
That settles it then! Sirius WANTED you to be his stalker!
Yeah…. Sure. Whatever you say James
I'm so smart!
You wish. Remsiepooz is so much more smarter than you!
Don't call me that
Awww, but it fits you so well!
No
I think no is his favourite word
I think so too
I'm not even gonna say it or else you two could have even more evidence against me
VICTORIOUS!!!
Hey…. Class is over.
Is it really?
Yes
LIES!!!!!!!!!!
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