Title: Meter
Summary: Short Sakura and Naruto things. Some hardcore SakuNaru, others not so much and that's okay. Because love is finding someone with a freckle just like yours.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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Sakura walked into the room and stopped. "What's wrong with Naruto?"
"I don't know," Sai said flippantly, intent on his ink drawing. "He was like this when he came in here. I think he's moping about Sasuke again...that gets so boring..."
She narrowed her eyes at the emotional constipate and then turned her attention to the blond blob of...really pathetic moping draped on the couch with a dead expression.
"Hey, Naruto."
Silence.
"Um...wanna take go to the movies?"
"No."
"Just you and me on a...date?"
"No."
Sakura raised an eyebrow. This called for desperate measures. "...Wanna fool around?"
"No."
Sai looked up from his sketchbook, and then shot a dumbstruck look at her.
"Naruto," Sakura said slowly, blinking, "Wanna eat ramen?"
"No."
"KAKA-SENSEIIII!" She screamed. "Naruto's on drugs!"
"But is he dead?" Kakashi asked importantly.
"No..."
"Well then, I think this is a great opportunity for team building." He pushed her back into the room. "Shoo."
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A/N: I love Kaka-sensei, because I have to admit I would be as lazy as him if I could get away with it. But he can't be responsible, ever... ::rolls eyes::