Hum yeah, what can I say except here's chapter 13, better late than never I always say, unless its medical care in which case sooner is better… oh right I will now skip the groveling for forgiveness and move on to what you all really want.
Closure
Chapter 13: Murdering Critters
The sun was shining brightly infecting me with happiness, of course it could also be the fact I was holding hands with I'd loved since high school. Whatever it was gave me the feeling that this day would be perfect… I always did speak to soon.
"Naruto call off your rabid dog," Luc yells as Gaara took a small step towards where he was cowering behind the breakfast buffet.
Man they better not ruin that I'm freaking starved out of my mind… stomach? If I'm starved out of my mind does that mean I'm …?
"Not the time moron your photographer is going to commit murder," A voice similar to Sasuke's said loudly.
I looked around and watched Sasuke shaking his head as he made his way toward the buffet, pushing Luc closer to Gaara who smiled gratefully at Sasuke's back.
"I'd say a rabid raccoon," I murmur, watching Gaara advancing slowly.
"Nah, Gaara hates raccoon remember the incident when we went camping, his dad threw a raccoon in his tent. That was funn he couldn't sleep for ages, thinking the raccoon was going to come back to eat his soul," Shikamaru says from behind me, with Temari nodding sagely. Then suddenly Gaara stopped in his advance, he and turned and pinned Shikamaru down with a glare, though he had paled considerably.
"Okay Luc go, Gaara, stop look, Shukaku is coming for you," I felt like cackling evilly as both men fled the room, leaving the buffet table intact. And then of course most of the staff was glaring for stopping their entertainment. Temari however was watching me and Sasuke elbowing everybody within her reach to look at the development.
"Shukaku?" Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow as he took a seat next to him.
"Yeah it's what he called the raccoon that his dad threw in his tent, if you are ever truly afraid he's going to kill you, just yell the name out and there are your results," I said digging into the food in Sasuke's plate that I knew for sure the other man wouldn't eat, mostly all the unhealthy things. I looked at the buffet table wondering if they would have ramen.
"I've said it before and I will say it again, and probably many times to come, your staff is completely bonkers," Sasuke said reaching for my unoccupied hand.
"And I keep telling you, they grow on you," I said smiling.
"Yeah well fungus grows on things and people get rid of it," Sasuke murmured, blatantly ignoring the glares that he received from the assembled staff.
"Who told you I haven't already tried that," Glares shifted towards me, I ignored them and returned to breakfast.
As I made my way towards my room, I stopped noticing an open closet, when suddenly I am tackled in and hear the door close slowly and a small flashlight is pointed at my face.
"Gaara what the fuck," I say through gritted teeth, when my eyes finally adjust. "Why are you using a flashlight there's a light switch behind you… who the hell puts lights inside tiny closets," I say forgetting my photographer for a fleeting moment.
"Shirley now is not the time for your asinine questions," He said but relents when I raise my eyebrow flicking the light switch on and putting the flashlight away muttering about aesthetic effects.
"Okay I think I might now what this is about, the whole Shukaku comment right well I just wanted to say how very, very sorry I am. And if you think about it this is almost entirely Shika's fault." I say noticing the way he winces at the name, and the way my voices get's squeakier towards the end.
"Two can play this game Naruto, I remember a circus fox act that traumatized you for life as well," He said smirking as my eyes widened. "Kyuubi."
"SHUKAKU,"
"KYUUBI,"
"SHUKAKU,"
"Kyuubi," Then the door was flung open.
"You know... I thought once we got together I wouldn't find you in closets with your staff anymore," Sasuke said with a raised eyebrow. "And what the hell is a Kyuubi?"
"It's a very cute fluffy circus fox that Naruto is terrified of," Gaara said walking out of the closet and smirking.
"It went for my jugular without a reason, MY JUGULAR," I said waving my hands around wildly.
"Sure it did Naruto, we all saw it," Gaara said rolling his eyes and walking away.
"Look a raccoon," Sasuke yells cackling as Gaara speeds up. "Now I believe I have to show why some closets have lights in them," Sasuke said pushing me back into the closet.
"Oh are you now," I said smiling as Sasuke kissed me, his hands where trailing down my back slowly stopping to rub my spine, his mouth moved towards my neck… the door was once again thrown open.
"Funny thing Naruto," Kakashi began looking up briefly from his book. "There is a set ready, all the staff in place, an irate photographer but no models and no boss, because all of the mentioned people... guess what... come on guess... oh fine I'll tell you, they are all here making out," Kakashi said moving aside. "Now I want you to put your hands where I can see them and walk in front of me as I escort you like children to the set."
"There is no way Gaara is ready to go, he just freaking left," I hiss as Kakashi smiles.
"Naru he has his brother for that," Kakashi says.
"Kakashi tell me you didn't interrupt them," Temari screeched as we walked through the door.
"Temi sweeums, it's not nice to plant cameras in a closet where you know two people are going to be making out," Kakashi says walking past her as she begins to rub her neck.
"Sometimes I think all the hairspray he uses on his hair makes him hallucinate," She says rushing away.
"That bitch has camera's all over our room I'm sure of it," Naruto hisses as Sasuke drags him towards makeup.
"Hey Neji, have you talked to Gaara recently," I ask as Sasuke walks out to do his individual shoot. Neji simply looks at me like I'm crazy.
"I have no idea what you mean," He says turning around hitting me with his hair.
"Come on, if you tell me I will tell you how I confessed my emotions to Sasuke, then you can tell those two leeches that have become friends, I mean I swear it's like they are feeding off each other," I say watching Temari and Sakura giggle.
"Very well, if you must know we have a date tonight," Neji says raising his eyebrows waiting for me to tell him about my lame confession.
"Who asked who?" I say deciding to juice this for all it's worth.
"He asked me today, when I found him muttering in the elevator," Neji said glaring at me, obviously he had been informed about my involvement on that front. Bastard should be grateful I got him all vulnerable for him, but no, no one appreciates the things I do for them.
Trust me Sasuke appreciates the things you do for him,"
"Well I confessed to Sasuke in bed as we lay spent…"
"You had sex?" Neji yells loudly causing the others to turn and look at us, I simply shake my head.
"NO I meant spent from travelling," I say smirking as he begins to realize he swapped his information for a crappy confession.
"This is not worth what I gave you Uzumaki," He says lifting his nose up at me.
"Well fine, we just made out in closet, and I plan to lock him in another as soon as this shin ding is over because Temari, I am sure has bugged my room," I say the last part loudly and grin triumphantly when she blushes and curses.
"What was that about," Sasuke says sitting next to me.
"I just made Neji tell about his date with Gaara, I give Temari this information and, then I get you all to myself without any interruptions," I say waggling my eyebrows at him suggestively.
As the shoot came to an end Sasuke and I sat together waiting out everyone else, but Kiba seemed intent on staying ignoring our impatient sighs.
"Ok what the hell do you want Inuzuka," I narrowing my eyes as he smirks.
"Well Naru now that you mention it, I would like to borrow the rental car and your nice little gold card to take my darling Hinata out to tour the city," He said looking at his nails as he gave me time to consider.
"You get the car but not the card," I say trying to bargain with him knowing he would max out the card.
"Then there will be no hanky panky between the two of you," I was about to protest when a gold card flew at Kiba and hitting him in the head.
"There you go, you leech scram," Sasuke said putting his wallet away. "This is where you give the asshole your keys moron," He said impatiently i threw my keys at Kiba's head smiling when he cursed.
"Oh I caught myself a rich man," I say throwing my arms around Sasuke.
"Less talking, lets hurry to our room," He says pulling me by the hand.
"Cant Temi dearest bugged our room, let's find a closet," I say pulling him into the nearest one, and shutting the door.
Once more Sasuke pulled me into a kiss, this time however his hands began to work the buttons of my pants and before I knew it my pants were around my ankles and I had an Uchiha on his knees. Naruto smiled knowing many Uchiha's were rolling in their graves. He knew he wouldn't last very long it had been a long time since he'd done this, but then he would reciprocate and then they would…
"Gaara cant we just give up. I mean he said a closet, for all we know they are probably in a closet in another hotel," Neji said sounding suspiciously close.
"Shit get up and let me pull my pants up," I say wanting to cry, I can't believe I actually said that, his mouth was so close.
"He doesn't even know we're here," Sasuke says but either way he stands up.
"Hush darling my Uzumaki senses are tingling," He says cutting Neji off.
"Shit he's using my last name, this is not good," I say looking up at the vent, then at Sasuke who is shaking his head violently. "Look unless you're into necrophilia, help me up there," I whisper harshly, when the vent has been replaced and I am hidden away from Gaara, the closet door bangs open.
"Oh you're not Naruto, he said to meet him here, the idiot probably got the wrong closet, well I guess I should go look for him," Sasuke says trying to walk past Gaara but the other man is apparently not willing to move.
"Don't lie to me fairy boy I can smell him in here," Gaara says glaring fiercely around the closet.
"Neji I think you should worry that your friend here can recognize my boyfriend by scent," Sasuke says once again failing to walk out of the closet.
"He has a point, you are ridiculously obsessed with him," Neji says with a raised eyebrow.
"Only because I live to destroy him, Uchiha he's in the vent isn't he," Gaara says taking a step in.
"EEEEEEEPPPPPPP SSSSSSSSSSSSS" I say hoping to hell it sounds like a raccoon.
"What the fuck is that supposed be," Sasuke says looking up at the vent.
"A fucking raccoon bastard," I yell back and lean too much on the vent and fall out landing on him.
"It sounded like a rat/snake hybrid," Sasuke said sounding winded.
"Whatever I panicked… hey where's Gaara?" I ask looking up to find Neji looking perplexed down the hall.
"Apparently he found your rendition of a raccoon convincing," He said shaking his head and walking away following Gaara.
"See some people like my imitation of woodland critters well maybe not like," I say giggling, "Now Uchiha as you were," I say when I hear a noisy that makes my renewing erection flag.
YIIIIIP YIPPPP YIIIIIPPPPPP
"Oh my god he's come back to finish the job," I scream knowing that I will meet my death at the teeth of a cute 'domesticated' fox, I push Sasuke out of the way and run.
"Temari that is so not funny," I hear Sasuke yell.
"Hey, I was just interrupted mid tryst as well, by baby brother jumping in bed screaming about Shukaku," Temari says.
"FUCKING BITCH I'm going to kill you," I say realizing there is no menacing fox out to get me.
I AM SO, SO SORRY FOR THIS GUYS I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER. I WONDER IF ANYONE IS STILL WAITING FOR UPDATES. IGNORE THE CAPS I AM NOT YELLING AT YOU, I'M JUST EXCITED IS ALL.