Me: So i'm incredibly sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I've been like, so sick.

Ashley: No one cares, man.

Me: you dont know that! -eyes twinkle- one of my lovely reviewers out there cares!

Ashley: No they dont...

Me: -sigh- I know. Let's get on with the-

Ashley: Aren't you forgetting something?

Me: Oh! That's right! For me Bumblebee Fanfic 'The Birds And The Bee's' the second chapter won't be posted at this moment. It's actually probably going to be preeeetty long because i'm cramming a lot of information in there. If i'm lucky, i'll have it finished by later tonight.

Ashley: No she wont.

Me: YOU DONT KNOW THAT! UGH! You know what...I don't even have time for you right now.

The Little Orphan That Could

Chapter Thirteen: No One Said School Was Going To Be Easy

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The bell rang trough her ears and caused her to shoot up from her dazed position. It was her first day at school, and with no friends, it appeared she would be eating alone today for lunch. After gathering her things in her messenger bag, she slowly made her way through the halls, thinking back on earlier that morning.

"Be safe at this, Uh, high school!" Jazz said, giving her a playful nudge with one of his large mechanical fingers.

She giggled lightly and gave a wink. "Don't worry, I've got this covered!" she said, when a hand was placed on her shoulder.

She turned around to see Sideswipe in his holoform starring down at her. "You're wearing a dress?" he whispered, his blue eyes seeming quite shocked.

She looked down at the peach colored dress that stopped mid-thigh and fit her rather nicely, the black leather jacket, fishnet stockings, and all black converse.

"Yeah? Something wrong with that?" she asked, a bit defensively.

He shook his head and grinned. "Like I said you're not too hard on the Optics." he whispered, leaning into her ear. His arms found their way around her body and pulled her close to him. "Have a good day..." he whispered, his lips brushing her cheek as they moved.

After staying like that for quite some time she pushed him away and smirked. "Shut up and get off!" she muttered, causing him to laugh.

Though the laughing died down when a red Ferrari pulled up. The doors opened, and Mirage's Holoform was seen leaning against it. "You're going to be late." the wavy haired male said, causing Sideswipe to let out this low growl. Though he seemed resistant, he nudged her along. When she looked back at him, he avoided her gaze. Without anything further to say, she placed herself in the car and the doors closed.

When the flashback ended she found that she had already made it to the cafeteria. She wasn't even all that hungry, and the line looked too long for her to even consider. She sat herself down at one of the empty tables, combed a hand through her hair, and sighed.

She used to think school was fun, but it was nothing compared to hanging with the Autobots. Especially when you had no friends.

Then a green package was tossed in front of her. It's shiny metallic covering caught her attention, but her emerald eyes darted up to see where it came from. A boy with simple short black hair and dark brown eyes stood in front of her. His tan skin seemed quite smooth and his grin seemed friendly.

"Do you not eat or something?" he asked, inviting himself to sit down with her.

She raised an eyebrow, looking him over. He wore a simple green t-shirt and jeans, nothing out of the ordinary. His type seemed like a football jock, in fact she wouldn't be surprised if he was on the team.

"No I eat. I just don't wait in lines for it." she retorted, causing him to smirk.

"I'm Nick. You're the girl with the Ferrari, right?"

Oh god. That's why he was talking to her. He somehow noticed her rolling up to school and he thought she had a cool car. "Uh yeah, it's mine." she said hesitantly, "The name is Ashley."

He gave this low whistle and looked her over. It wasn't a perverted look, but more so a 'where the fuck did you get a car like that from' look. Her hand made it's way over to the rectangular bar he had tossed at her, and she opened it. Taking note of her actions, he smiled, and this became the start of a beautiful friendship.

After school, just as she was making her way to the student parking lot, someone called out her name. Nick ran up to her, offering to carry the one book she had in her hands. He was a gentleman at least.

"Wow it's even better up close." he whispered, looking at the smooth and shiny Ferrari. Ashley opened the driver's seat and tossed her bag and book on the passenger side, then leaned against the hood.

"Yeah, it's Uh...pretty cool." she said.

"How did you ever come across a car like this?"

"Birthday present." she answered almost too quickly, which made the car vibrate slightly.

"Wow, I can only dream of a car like this!" he said with a grin.

"Maybe I can take you around in it sometime." she mumbled, causing the car to vibrate it even more. She slyly hit the door and it immediately stopped after what appeared to be a grunt.

Nick eyed the car at the strange noise, but then shrugged. "Well see ya, Ashley!" He said in his friendly tone, then ran off.

With a sigh, she sunk into the car. "You brat! I cannot believe you just offered to have another human inside of me!" the car spoke. The door snapped shut and her seatbelt made it's way around her on it's own.

She decided to ignore this. With a smirk, she placed her hands on the steering wheel. "How was your first day of school?" she joked.

He groaned, then began to drive out of the parking lot. "It was tiring. The constant ringing of bells every forty-five minutes was aggravating and interrupted my stasis."

She snorted in laughter. "Those are called periods."

He got quiet and there was this low whirling. Something she was now familiar with. He was searching the Internet.

"Those are only supposed to occur every month and only with femmes, not every forty-"

"Whoa! Other kind of period big guy!" she exclaimed.

He grew silent again, and then a low grunt was heard. "Oh.." was the last thing that was said for the entire ride back to the base.

Ashley: That-

Me: DONT EVEN START WITH ME!

Ashley: o.o

Me: Good, now...actually I really dont have anything to say...so uh, someone want to do the last part?

Bumblebee's Holoform: -clears throat and gives super cute smile- Please give AnimeDreamWriter reviews, we'd all really appreciate it.

Me: -jaw drops- Bumblebee, you're-

Ashley: -jaw drops- Freaking hot...

Me: -glomps Bumblebee-

Bumblebee: -blushes-