Alvin: C'mon now. You should all know us better by now. You thought just because two outta three of us got hurt, we were gonna let the girls get away with that? We're the KOSB's. Kings of Shot Blocking baby. Let's go.
Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: S'up?!
Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking. Now in the last chapter, it went from bed sheet fun to kid punishing brutality to straight up emotional love being destroyed.
Tom: But the Chipmunks are gonna get their chance for revenge.
Isiah: And the question will finally be answered. What is next?
Tom: Even though it was answered in the other chapters, it'll finally be answered in this chapter.
Isiah: Have fun, y'all.
Previously on Shot Blocking
Simon: *starts to cry* You wanna pull the romantic drama stuff on me. I swear to God I have something for your ass, Jeanette. I have something for you.
Jeanette was in the living room sitting with her sisters on the couch watching TV. While they were watching, Brittany sighed out of boredom.
"What's wrong, Brittany," Eleanor asked.
"Oh nothing, except I'm bored outta my mind," Brittany said.
"Why don't you brag about your clothes like you always do," Jeanette suggested.
"Nah, that's so half an hour ago," Brittany rejected.
Eleanor looked at Jeanette with confusion. "Yeah, she literally bragged about her clothes a half hour ago," Jeanette said. Eleanor nodded to this and continued watching TV. "I wonder what the boys are planning to get back at us," she said.
"Oh they're probably just finding a way to admit they surrender," Brittany said. "After what we put them through."
"So true, but something tells me that we could've done better just a little bit more," Jeanette said.
"Now why you say that, Jean," Eleanor asked. "Our shot blocks were great. Especially yours."
"I gotta admit also, I couldn't have done yours better myself Jeanette," Brittany pointed out.
"Oh, I'm just a student in this," Jeanette said. "You two are the ones with the master actions."
"But you still pulled yours off good," Brittany said. After another moment of watching TV, Simon came into the room with a helmet on his head. He cleared his throat catching the girls' attention.
"Simon," Brittany said giggling a little bit along with her sisters.
"What's up, Si," Jeanette greeted.
"Well, there's no easy way to say this, but you girls really reached a new level of shot blocking," Simon said. "And I gotta say. I'm very impressed."
"Thank you Simon," Jeanette said.
"Yeah. But there's something that you've completely forgotten about us," Simon pointed out.
"What is that," Eleanor asked.
Simon smirked and turned on the helmet that was on his head. "Check this out," he said as he closed his eyes and lifted his hand out towards the girls. This forced Brittany to lift up her fist and give Jeanette a punch across the face. Simon then forced Brittany to run out of the living room.
"You should know that the Kings of Shot Blocking are too powerful to be stopped," Simon said as he forced Eleanor to punch Jeanette in the stomach making the purple clad hold her stomach in pain. Then making the green clad run away.
After watching his counterpart suffer he then forced Jeanette on her feet. He then closed his eyes and concentrated on what he wanted next. Jeanette felt something come out of her and landing in the inside of her skirt.
"Aww, Jeanette. Looks like you've had an accident," Simon smirked as Jeanette looked at what happened. She peed on her skirt. She soon began crying in embarrassment as Simon released his mind control grip on Jeanette.
"That's what you get, bitch," Simon said. "The KOSB's are back." And with that, Simon left the room leaving Jeanette with just her shame.
Jeanette: Simon that was so uncalled for. Very uncalled for. Destroying a chance to be with someone you're in love with is one thing, but embarrassing someone by...- I'm not gonna say what happened. But the point is, you've gone too far with that shot block Simon. And I'm going to have to ask you to stop.
Brittany was sitting in the kitchen with Ian.
"So yeah, Dave and I are getting along real well," Ian said. "We thought it wasn't gonna work at first, bit it turns out it's working great."
"Well, thanks to those idiots that you and Dave pranked that is," Brittany said.
"Um yeah, you're right about that," Ian said a little confused about what to say.
"I'll be right back. I have to use the little girls room," Brittany said as she got up. "You can look at my school yearbook if you want."
As Brittany went to the bathroom, Ian looked at the yearbook that was on the table. He looked at it and giggled.
"You laughing at my school yearbook pictures," Brittany asked.
"I'm looking at Theodore's punk rock haircut," Ian said looking at the book in amusement. After a moment, Ian suddenly came across a picture of Brittany and her sisters in their flower bikinis posing like they were adults. Very dirty adults.
Ian quickly threw the book on the floor in disgust. Brittany soon came in the kitchen afterwards. "Our sisters were proud of doing that picture," she said pointing at the picture.
"Get back," Ian growled.
"What's wrong with you," Brittany asked.
"You're a whore," Ian snapped.
"What are you talking about," Brittany asked getting closer to Ian, but he threw a glass plate at the pink clad in fear.
"Who in the hell does that," Ian snapped getting up from his chair and leaving the kitchen. "Weirdo!"
A moment past after Ian left the house with Brittany still on the ground when Alvin came into the kitchen crouching down next to her.
"You know what they say, Brit," Alvin said. "A picture is worth a thousand words."
"Okay," Brittany managed to say.
"That's what you get bitch," Alvin said getting up. "Another one for the KOSB." With that last sentence, Alvin left the kitchen with Brittany passing out.
Brittany: Alvin, as your counterpart, can you please stop it with the shot blocking?! It's so annoying it's not even funny. Just freaking stop.
Eleanor and her sisters were getting ready for bed. They got on their pajamas and crawled into their beds.
"Night, girls," Brittany said going to sleep.
"Night," Jeanette and Eleanor said as they tried drifting off to sleep also. After a moment, a fart sound was heard in the bedroom waking up the three female chipmunks.
"What the hell was that," Brittany asked. "Did you do that, Jeanette?"
"No. Did you," Jeanette asked.
"Me? Do something that disgusting? Please," Brittany said before turning to Eleanor. "Eleanor?"
"No I didn't do anything," Eleanor said.
After a moment the three girls decided to let it slide and just go back to sleep. The fart sounds was heard but this time it was longer and louder.
"Alright, which one of you crapped yourselves," Brittany demanded.
"Why you asking me? It's not even coming from me," Jeanette snapped. "Maybe it's you, Brittany!"
"I can swear to God it's not me, Jeanette," Brittany said as she heard the fart sound again. She told her sisters to shut up and listen closely. The sound came on again making the girls look at Eleanor in anger.
"What," Eleanor asked in confusion.
"It was you, Eleanor," Jeanette snapped.
"What? No it wasn't," Eleanor complained.
"Yeah, uh-huh. Let's go, Jeanette," Brittany suggested. "I'm sure the Chipmunks' room smells better than this room. Even if they do leave messes everyone." With that being said, the pink and purple clads hopped out their beds and making their way towards the Chipmunks' bedroom leaving Eleanor in the girls' room.
When Eleanor was about to go back to sleep, someone came from under her bed clearing his throat and said, "Hey." Eleanor looked who was under her bed only to see to no surprise Theodore.
"That's what you get, bitch," Theodore said victoriously. "Another one for Theo!" When Theodore was about to crawl out from under the bed, he found himself stuck and couldn't get out. "Aw, nuts, I'm stuck."
Eleanor: *giggling* I was hoping you would come back for more of this, Theodore. I just knew you would. Hahaha, just wait until I get through with you. You'll finally realize that you or your brothers should know better than to mess with the Prinesses, hun. You should know a lot better than to mess with the Princesses. Oh, yeah. War has offically begun, Theodore the Chipmunk. War has offically begun.
Shot Blocking. What's next?
Isiah: This was a kick ass chapter. But now, we're gonna let you decided what pranks you want to see next, becaue I used up most of my prank ideas. So now I'm open for prank ideas you guys have. Just post it in your review.
Tom: But with that being said, please remember along with your ideas to put a nice comment on it. Flames are not allowed as always. We hope you've enjoyed this chapter. Expect another chapter of Kingdom Fighters 2 the Death shortly. We lover you guys. Thanks for supporting us every day. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: Until next time.