Shoutout to Peaceouttalove: If it wasn;t for you Cartmans plan woulda never happened and I wouldn't continue
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I was up all night thinking of Kahl again... I am going to start a money scheme today and Kahl WILL work with me!
"Sup jew"
"Fatass?"
"yep"
"Well what?"
"Wanna work for me?"
"For?"
"three words"
"WHAT"
"Prostitutes. Gone. Wild"
"NO WAY FATASS"
"But Kaahhhlll we will make 10000000 dollaarsss!"
"No way"
"Yes way kahhhll!"
"What do I have to do?"
"All we do is kiss at gay bars and people will pay for us to do kinky shit"
"Okay, don't sound too bad but I will need money to buy mouthwash Fatass"
"Heres 15 bucks"
"Kay"
After my short explaination of what we were doing me and Kahl headed to Sexie Mens Outline and got started
"Kahl kiss me"
"NO WAY FAT-" I kissed him and suddenly many men were paying and shouting more
"Kahl.. Take off ur shirt" I whispered
"No way fattie you"
"Nope" I ripped his shirt off and the crowd cheered. Damn Kahl has a sexy body
"Okay Kahl now" and we deepened out kiss for the crowd and I accidentaly moaned and hoped Kahl didn't hear it. I took off my shirt and I saw Kahl blush and he was leafing his fingers through my hair... He is actually enjoying this?
"More... Fatass?"
"Yes" and with that he slid off his jeans to where he was only in boxers as many gross old men were cheering loud as fuck over the gay ass music.
I slid off my jeans and it was like my dream come true because me and Kahl were almost naked kissing under money rain... Fantasies come to life I tell you
"Cartman" He moaned and I started to draw circles on his back as he gasped
"Kahl, thats enough for tonight, Okay?"
"Yeah Cartman" He didn't say fatass or Nazi?
We slid out clothes back on and divided the money we came up with 6,989 bucks for that little scene. I think we are the top show next saturday.
"Fatass, you're a good kisser by the way" Okay Kahl thinks IM a good kisser?
"Thanks, you're not too bad yourself"
"We doing this again next Saturday, right?"
"Yeah unless somethin comes up"
"Great see ya"
I showered and thought of Kahl kissing me and got no sleep
"Fatass, tired much?"
"Yeah" I yawned "Couldn't sleep"
"Oh"
In all reality we are 18 despite my book which said we were 20
"Kahl meet me after class please"
"Okay fatass"
"You just agreed to CARTMAN?" Stan and Kenny said in unison and laughed
"Yep, why?"
"Not normal" Stan said
"Oh, K see you after class fatass"
"Nice to see you fatso"
"Same here jew-face"
I kissed him and I guess that threw him off guard
"Huh?"
"Kahl, we have to keep up the act in school so some dunce from a gay bar doesn't think its fake"
"Oh, I guess I could live with that"
He kissed me and messed up my hair and I took his hat and pocketed it
"You wont be needing this"
"Why?"
"You look sexy without it" I said and winked leaving him there with his jaw hanging open, blushing as I went to class without my hat on and with my favorite red and black shirt on
"Cartman! You look different" Bebe said
"Oh, Nah I am just bein sexy for mah lover"
"Who!"
"Kahl"
"WHAT!"
"Yep"
"But, Kyle, you hate him!"
"Nope I love me some Kahl meat"
"whatever fatass" Kahl said walking up
"Oh Hai Kahl babe" I said kissing him, attracting stares from multiple people
"Cartman" He smiled and blushed
I messed up his hair and said
"You're still mah little monster jew"
"You're mah Fatass Nazi"
"Come sit on mah lap Kahl"
"Okay Cartman"
"Okay, THIS is not normal Kyle!" Stan said gaping
Kyle kissed me on the cheek and said
"Mah relationship is very normal thank you very much Stan"
I kissed Kahl and swirved him so he was on my lap face to face with me as I messed up his jewfro and he had one hand on my back the other in my hair
"A nazi and a jew?" Thats what everyone was saying all lunch period
"Love you Kahl" I said blushing, knowing I was being truthful
"Love you too fatass" Kahl said smirking as he pulled me in and we made out on the lunch table no one was at
So is this a scam for money or will they end up together 3 Kyman 4 Life is what I think but I am going to make it interestin