"What's up everyone, it's your old pal Deadpool. And welcome to another edition of the 'Deadpool Hour.' I'm here at another New York Convention as the guest of honor in promotion of my brand new video game!" Deadpool presented the game. "Boo-Yah, Deadpool the game baby, it doesn't get any better than this!" when person dressed as Wolverine walked by, he could not help but say, "Suck it, Wolverine!"
The Merc with mouth exclaimed sitting at his booth and signing autographs for fans. Once again, he still had his camera crew to film every move. There was long line of comic fans from both universes. Each of them was consisting of different heroes and villains to celebration this marvelous occasion. Every one of them held a joyless face of excitement to see their favorite Anti-Hero in action.
"Relax everyone there is plenty of yours truly to go around. This is my time to shine after all." Deadpool shouted to the crowd. "I also have my guest right here; give an encore to Strider Hiryu, my right hand man."
The ninja just stood in silent ignoring Deadpool's outburst to the crowd. He wanted no part in the crowd of the spotlight. He was just there as security for the Convention and Deadpool especially. Each pose with the Merc only made the crowd to go wilder. It was like seeing their favorite star at concert.
Through the crowd of people, there came two heroes in search of the red ninja. One was blond red and blue female hero. And the other was Japanese former bounty hunter. To the crowd, they just looked like fans dressed up, but little did they know they were the real thing. "He should be around here somewhere." The woman said to her partner.
"I think he's over there with all the camera's pointing in his direction." Her partner pointed.
"Hold it right there Wade, we're taking you in unless you register." She announced to Deadpool.
"Well, well, more guest on my show today. It's Ms. Marvel and some guy who just got rejected from a Star Wars prequel." Deadpool greeted them.
"The name is Hayato and we are here to bring you in even if we have to use force." Hayato corrected Deadpool.
Deadpool scratched his head in confusion. "Great, looks like the Pro Registration is striking even on my big day. How did they know I was here in the first place?"
"You broadcasted yourself at this place while promoting your material, not to mention they caught you filming an arrest of an unregistered hero." Strider informed. "You lead them right to us, you idiot."
Ms. Marvel hands glowed with power. "Last chance Deadpool, surrender right now, or we will use force." Ms. Marvel warned. Hayato also armed himself with his beam Katana.
"Hey Wade, should we cut this part out?" the camera man inquired scared.
"No way, we're making art baby, no matter what, just keep the camera rolling." Deadpool ordered his film crew. "And play some music for this upcoming boss fight."
Opera music started to play, as Deadpool disappeared and Strider reluctantly followed him. Ms. Marvel and Hayato continued their pursuit on the Merc. As the Pro Registered Law Enforcement Agents continued their chase, the crowd of fan could not help but cheer at their performance. Deadpool stopped for few to either sign autographs or get pictures of fans.
It was a sunny day outside as the two ninja ran from the Pro Registration forces. There was barely anyone in the bright open entrance. He may have been very simple minded, but even Deadpool did not want people getting hurt. Strider gave Deadpool deadly look.
"What? I'm making art, I mean what the point if a show doesn't have some entertainment." Deadpool said.
Strider shook his head in hopelessness. "Why did I be cursed to be your escort?"
"Because we are buddies and you need the money." Deadpool answered.
"Don't remind me."
When projectile attack had fired their way, both ninjas stopped dead at their tracks. Ms. Marvel and Hayato leaped in with intent to capture. The field was completely clear of people and traffic. Dust blew from the wind as they were at compete stare down.
"We're taking you down." Ms. Marvel announced.
"Come get an ass whopping courtesy of yours truly!" Deadpool taunted the two. "Then after you receive it, I'll give you an official autograph anywhere you want."
Ms. Marvel made the move at Strider Hiryu with flying charge. The former bounty hunter clashed blades with Deadpool. Each projectile blast Ms. Marvel blasted at the ninja was only blocked by Strider's blade. Even if Hayato's blade was made out of pure solid energy, Deadpool's swords were able to match them perfectly.
"My sword should have destroyed your blades." Hayato said.
"My blades are pure Adamantium baby, just like the author said. There is no breaking these." Deadpool ranted. "I hope your still getting this, yeah baby. Even so I like my blades better then you glow stick you call a sword."
"Glow stick huh, I'll show you what this glow stick can do compared to your old fashion blades."
"I'm not old fashion, if not a bit old." Deadpool replied
Deadpool jumped up and started shooting an automatic Uzi at Hayato. Even with his fast speed, Hayato was able to block all the bullets with his sword. In fact none of them had even touched his flesh. With a mighty swing, Hayato slammed his blade on ground and released pillar of energy. It gave Deadpool a truly shocking sensation.
"Wow, that was quite a shock, more of shock then I ever imagine. Do they say shock in the future where you're from?" Deadpool continued to rant while fighting.
"Do you ever shut-up?"
"Let me see, how about…no."
"You were offered a chance to register Strider, yet you side with Captain America?" Ms. Marvel said.
"We Striders are our own group; we belong to no organization, not the government and especially not yours." Strider shot back pushing Ms. Marvel.
With Ms. Marvel energy hands, she continued to parry Strider's sword attacks. From upward to horizontal strikes, Ms. Marvel countered with her own blows. As Strider hopped up for and another strike, Ms. Marvel grabbed a car and tossed it at the ninja. Strider was easily able to see the blow coming. Hiryu easily cut through the car like butter, but not the other one.
Soon after, Ms. Marvel found multiple Striders leaping at her from the roof. She fired at each and every one of the Strider duplicates. She, however, did not anticipate the ninja coming at her from behind. With a sword to her neck Strider grabbed Ms. Marvel from behind; Strider preformed an intense pile driver move.
Before Ms. Marvel could get up and counter, a couple a grenades had tossed her way.
Strider scoffed and said, "I didn't need your help you know."
Deadpool winked. "Yeah, well I was feeling bored on you handling Ms. Marvel by yourself, so I figure I'd give you a hand buddy."
As Hayato launched his final swing of his beam katana, Strider and Deadpool immediately overpowered the Japanese Bounty Hunter with their own powerful horizontal trust. It sent him crashing to Ms. Marvel. Ready to make a combat, the two of them rose on their feet for another round.
It wasn't until they were caught off guard by the garbage pickup. "It looks like you guys just got trashed, get it?" Deadpool joked. The Garbage truck lifted the Dumpster with Hayato and Ms. Marvel and dumped them in the back. Both Hayato and Ms. Marvel were trapped inside the garbage truck, neither one could focus their power and get out.
Hayato and Ms. Marvel grasped for breath on the surface of the garbage truck. "Personally, I blame you for this screw-up." Hayato coughed up trash.
Angry over their lost, Ms. Marvel grumbled and threw trash at Hayato's face.
"You see that folks Deadpool wins again as I knew we would." He bowed to the crowd. The fans went wild for him once again. Even if it was not a stage show, it served as good entertainment for the people. The two were safe once again from danger.
Deadpool placed his hand on Strider's shoulder. "Hey Strider, I promise you next time. I'll promote your next video game."
Strider sighed as he walked away from mercenary. "Just give me the profits you owe me and we will call it even."
In the meantime, Higher Ups were disappointed with Iron-Man's group failing another capture.
"You blew it again Stark." The Secretary of Defense criticizes Iron-Man's failure with his arms folded. "From one defeat after the next, your men had failed to bring in Captain America and his allies." He watched the past videos of beat downs from the Pro Registration side. From Bishop and War Machine, to Chris and Jill, and even the most current defeat from Ms. Marvel and Hayato being dumped in the trashcan, the Secretary was not pleased with Iron-Man's progress.
"I hope you have better options Stark, because this does not bold well for the President or your position. Everyday more heroes from different worlds are joining his side as well as more defected SHIELD agents. Massive steps must be taken to assure a different outcome."
"I have Secretary. I devised some mind controlled Nano-Machines to implant in super villains. With this, it will aid us in the battle with Captain America and his allies." Iron-Man explained the experiment on the big screen.
"So you're suggesting using the enemies to fight our enemies?" Maria Hill asked.
"Yes, and these modifications are foolproof, they will be under our control. Any disobedience made will result in one hundred thousand volt shock treatment and an automatic shutdown. So overall these villains will be under our employ and under our control; with your direct approval off course Mr. Donald Rusk."
Donald smirked. "You continue to amaze me Stark. Therefore, I have no objections to this course of action."
"And neither does SHIELD, you have our approval as well." Maria replied.